Sometimes you just need to take your mind off of the sinking ship that is American democracy and world diplomacy.
And we have just the distraction for you.
Conjoined turtle
It’s a two-headed turtle!
Sometimes they want to go in different directions, but it takes them a while to figure that out because they move so slowly.
Different turf
This is a shoe store that has an area with all different types of ground you might encounter so you can test your shoes!
Gru
This is not actually the main character in Despicable Me. this is just a smudge on an elevator.
80,085
This is the ultimate for any kid who did this with their calculator in high school. It says BOOBS!
The next one is pretty and silly all at the same time.
Snow moth
This is a gorgeous moth, but the markings on its back totally look like a cute little snowman!
Do you see it?
Melted fan
It was so hot in Puerto Rico that this ceiling fan actually melted, meaning it couldn’t even do its one job!
Hat pants
This is incredible. The guy on the right made pants out of all the hats he got from this festival.
I sincerely hope he wears them out everywhere, not just at this festival.
Triple banana
It’s three bananas in one! Step right up!
Only twenty dollars to see the triple banana before I eat it and it’s gone forever!
Painted
This poor spider was painted onto the wall, where it will be caught for eternity.
The next one is pretty impressive.
Cycle
The picture of the bicycle in this logo actually spells out the word “cycle.”
That’s some top-notch graphic design right there.
Splat
That little ghost image right there is the remnants of a poor bird that flew (really hard) right into the glass.
Emergency toilet
This right here is an emergency toilet located in an elevator.
While I appreciate the effort, I don’t know that I would want to risk the door opening with me on it.
Stop and go
This bathroom has lights on each stall that let you know if it’s in use! How brilliant!
Now you don’t have to crane your neck looking under stall doors like a creeper.
Art for rent
This library loans out paintings like books! Perfect if you have some in-laws coming over that you want to impress.
The next one really is clever.
First and last
Apparently, this is the first and last beer from the same keg!
Who knew the color changed so drastically?
Just do it
This scar looks exactly like the Nike logo.
Sure, “just do it,” but you might get hurt.
Flip top
Have you ever seen a water bottle like this with a flip top? It’s kind of brilliant.
It looks like it saves plastic, and you won’t lose the cap.
Party City
Party City? More like Party County, am I right?
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