Kids say and do the darndest things, and sometimes when they're technically wrong, they can still be right on so many levels.
You can almost feel what a handful some of these hilarious little smart-alecks are. Good luck to their moms and dads!
What's In a Name?
via: RedditTo be honest, I think "Bob" and "Sam" sound much more fun than "square" or "rhombus."
via: RedditShe did eat half her grapes. Can't argue with that.
via: ImgurI think we can all agree that it's dangerous to circle a tornado. Although I'm thinking hanging out at the park wouldn't be the safest option either.
How Are You?
via: TwitterIt's that unspoken rule. No wonder grown-ups are weird.
via: ImgurAsk and you shall receive. Nothing fuzzy about that math.
Zip, Zero, Zilch
via: RedditHow is that wrong? They did circle every zero.
via: Twitter"Now a red solo cup is the best receptacle, For barbecues tailgates fairs and festivals."
via: RedditBobby is probably just thinking about all that mad loot he's got. Sorry, Amy.
Monkey See, Monkey Do
via: ImgurBonus points for the cleverness and the random ones thrown on at the end.
A New Species!
via: TumblrNot many people are familiar with the arctic word bank, a very close relative to the walrus.
Change Is Good
via: PubliMetroDuh. How else are you going to do it?
Under the Sea
via: TwitterHow has nobody thought of this before? Motion to officially change the name to "eightacles!"
Pizza Saves Lives
via: YouTubeAnd let's be honest. If it didn't end up working out, what a way to go.
Nothing to See Here...
via: TwitterThis girl is going places. Maybe not the head of the class, but she's going places.
Roll With It
via: TumblrDid you accidentally pull too much toilet paper off the roll? Just give it to your toddler and they'll fix it right up.
Hide and See
via: TwitterFound it! Literally. Even twice.
The Name Game
via: RedditCute idea until you have to introduce your new little bundle of joy as "Dog" or "Assie."
Win, Lose, or Draw
via: RedditThey drew, and lost so hard they kind of won.
via: RedditWhat? You said to eat half the hot dog!
An Apple a Day
via: TwitterOn the one hand, their heart is in the right place. On the other hand, their nutrients are not.
The Bunny Hop
via: Just SomethingNow you can never unsee it.
What the Truck?
via: ImgurHe's young, but he's already smarter than many other adults. He'll make someone very happy some day.
via: TwitterFrankie knows what he wants. Frankie does not want a job.
via: TwitterIf he had been there to give him that advice, maybe the world would be a little bit different today...
via: ImgurMilk. It does a kitty good.
How are Hue?
via: Just SomethingWell, it's spelled a little bit differently, but you get their (clever) point. Go Wolverine!
Fly Your Freak Flag
via: ImgurI can see the finish line!
Food for Thought
via: Just SomethingMaybe Dave is an extreme couponer? And you know how much you can save with those loyalty cards.
No Pain, No Gain
via: Just SomethingThat's certainly a solution. And a very adult one, at that.
The End Result
via: ImgurThat's kind of how time goes. How can you argue with that?