Kids say and do the darndest things, and sometimes when they're technically wrong, they can still be right on so many levels.

You can almost feel what a handful some of these hilarious little smart-alecks are. Good luck to their moms and dads!

What's In a Name?

via: Reddit

To be honest, I think "Bob" and "Sam" sound much more fun than "square" or "rhombus."

Feeling Fruity

via: Reddit

She did eat half her grapes. Can't argue with that.

Circle One

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I think we can all agree that it's dangerous to circle a tornado. Although I'm thinking hanging out at the park wouldn't be the safest option either.

How Are You?

via: Twitter

It's that unspoken rule. No wonder grown-ups are weird.

Math

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Ask and you shall receive. Nothing fuzzy about that math.

Zip, Zero, Zilch

via: Reddit

How is that wrong? They did circle every zero.

Bottom's Up

via: Twitter

"Now a red solo cup is the best receptacle, For barbecues tailgates fairs and festivals."

Deep Thoughts

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Bobby is probably just thinking about all that mad loot he's got. Sorry, Amy.

Monkey See, Monkey Do

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Bonus points for the cleverness and the random ones thrown on at the end.

A New Species!

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Not many people are familiar with the arctic word bank, a very close relative to the walrus.

Change Is Good

via: PubliMetro

Duh. How else are you going to do it?

Under the Sea

via: Twitter

How has nobody thought of this before? Motion to officially change the name to "eightacles!"

Pizza Saves Lives

via: YouTube

And let's be honest. If it didn't end up working out, what a way to go.

Nothing to See Here...

via: Twitter

This girl is going places. Maybe not the head of the class, but she's going places.

Roll With It

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Did you accidentally pull too much toilet paper off the roll? Just give it to your toddler and they'll fix it right up.

Hide and See

via: Twitter

Found it! Literally. Even twice.

The Name Game

via: Reddit

Cute idea until you have to introduce your new little bundle of joy as "Dog" or "Assie."

Win, Lose, or Draw

via: Reddit

They drew, and lost so hard they kind of won.

Doggone It

via: Reddit

What? You said to eat half the hot dog!

An Apple a Day

via: Twitter

On the one hand, their heart is in the right place. On the other hand, their nutrients are not.

The Bunny Hop

via: Just Something

Now you can never unsee it.

What the Truck?

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He's young, but he's already smarter than many other adults. He'll make someone very happy some day.

Free Ride

via: Twitter

Frankie knows what he wants. Frankie does not want a job.

Honest Abe

via: Twitter

If he had been there to give him that advice, maybe the world would be a little bit different today...

Milking It

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Milk. It does a kitty good.

How are Hue?

via: Just Something

Well, it's spelled a little bit differently, but you get their (clever) point. Go Wolverine!

Fly Your Freak Flag

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I can see the finish line!

Food for Thought

via: Just Something

Maybe Dave is an extreme couponer? And you know how much you can save with those loyalty cards.

No Pain, No Gain

via: Just Something

That's certainly a solution. And a very adult one, at that.

The End Result

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That's kind of how time goes. How can you argue with that?