President Trump’s Valet Tests Positive for Coronavirus

Some terrible news has just come in about his very own valet.  

Trump hasn’t exactly been praised for his handling of the ongoing medical crisis.

Back in January, shortly after the initial outbreak, he was quizzed on his thoughts on the virus, in which he replied: “It’s one person coming in from China, and we have it under control. It’s going to be just fine.”

He remained calm, and repeatedly stressed that there was nothing to be too worried about.

President Trump simply wouldn’t budge from his stance on the virus and even went on to compare it to the common flu. This was perhaps one of his most dangerous and false statements about the virus and caused plenty of outrage amongst both Americans and people all over the world.

And fast. As the number of coronavirus cases and deaths grew here in the States, people were growing increasingly more concerned with Trump’s blaze attitude regarding the pandemic.

On March 13th, mere days after he compared the pandemic to the common flu, he finally declared a national emergency.

And promised a new screening website and more drive-by medical tests.

It seems that now, President Trump is finally taking the pandemic seriously.

In a press conference last month, Trump admitted: “We have a problem that a month ago nobody ever thought about.”

And insisted that he “felt it was a pandemic long before it was declared a pandemic.”

Though Trump is finally taking the virus seriously, he has been dishing out some pretty concerning advice that could ultimately put thousands of lives at risk.

At a press conference, the President discussed potential cures for the virus and went on to bring up the topic of disinfectants.

“I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute,” he said. “Is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning? Because you see it gets in the lungs, and it does a tremendous number on the lungs, so it’d be interesting to check that.”

People are horrified that a man with such power and influence would offer such reckless and potentially deadly advice to his country.

Since his shocking claims, medical experts have been frantically urging people to not inject themselves with chemicals.

If you are unwell, go to a doctor. By no means should you ever pump such harmful and toxic chemicals into your body.

And some people have already taken the President’s advice…

Dr. Jonathan Spicer tweeted: “No joke – we had a patient swallow Lysol as a #disinfectant a couple of weeks ago to prevent [the virus] infection. He made it out of the hospital after his gastrectomy…This kind of nonsense is absolutely mind-blowing.”

And now, British firm Reckitt Benckiser (RB), which manufactures the popular disinfectants, Dettol and Lysol, has been forced to issue a statement.

They have warned people against the use of their disinfectants as a remedy for the virus.

Their statement read: “As a global leader in health and hygiene products, we must be clear that under no circumstance should our disinfectant products be administered into the human body (through injection, ingestion, or any other route). As with all products, our disinfectant and hygiene products should only be used as intended and in line with usage guidelines. Please read the label and safety information.” All cleared up?

News has just come in that the President’s valet, who has not been named, has tested positive for the virus.

TMZ reported that even though the President himself has tested negative, doctors have warned that it doesn’t necessarily mean he is virus-free.

Trump was reportedly informed about the situation afterward and he is not happy about it.

CNN said that the news is “hitting the fan” in the President’s administration.

Make sure to stay posted for further updates.