I don't know what it is about the shower, but it's a haven of brilliance. Chances are we've all had an epiphany or two while scrubbing our bodies, maybe about your job or your relationship or even about life in general.
There's a whole Subreddit dedicated to these "Shower Thoughts," these little everyday discoveries that we all make — here are the best ones, the ones that will make you go, "Whatttttt?!" and "Oh yeah!" and "I never thought about it quite like that!"
You can say "Happy Belated Birthday" to anyone at any point in time and it makes sense. –tyce_tyce_baby
Shoes are just portable floors. –FracturedTruth
Dogs in the Wind
Dogs get mad when you blow in their faces but immediately stick their head out of the window in a car. –MoistDinosaurThis one just straight up blew my mind. But the thing is...
Tide Pod Preferences
People eating tide pods but won't eat those stringy things on bananas. –deuxfragne087
Bless the Rains
If a priest was ever singing along to Africa by Toto, they really would be blessing the rains down in Africa. –NoeticQuality
Accents are like fonts for speech. –dom_the_guy
Left handed people have to spend their whole lives shaking with their less preferred hand. –brownomics
If dogs have treats that clean their teeth, and that tech exists, why are we still brushing? –Hopeless_Grasshopper
How many more oranges would you have eaten in your life if you did not have to peel them? –peszneck
If humans are 70% water and water isn't alive then humans are always 70% dead inside. –QmanVader