Reddit's seen a recent influx of "choosy beggars" — the kind of people who take advantage of someone else's generosity and then make unreasonable demands on top of it. We see a lot of choosy beggars when someone's trying to sell something second-hand online, where the item in question is already very cheap (or even free).
When the seller refuses the choosy beggar's request for a deeper discount, or to have a free item delivered to them, then they inadvertently ruin Christmas for the beggar's child, to whom they've already promised the item in question. Also, the beggar is almost always a single parent. What kind of cold-hearted person would refuse to deliver a free coffee table to the child of a single parent and also the child is very sick?
We're about to find out. Here are some of the internet's least self-aware, and most hilarious, choosy beggars.