We can all agree that dogs are wonderful. That's just one of The Great Truths of Life.
But as wonderful as dogs are, sometimes...they're just a little bit dumb. And other times they are really, really dumb.
I love my dog Archie more than most living things on the planet. I think he's super smart and very talented and basically, the best dog that has ever existed, but I can also admit that he is a total doofus sometimes. For instance, as I began writing this intro, Archie started whining from his (very cozy) spot under the blanket on my couch. He then crawled out from under the blanket, realized that literally nothing was happening, looked at me disapprovingly (as though I had made him leave his nap spot), and then turned around and went straight back to napping under the blanket. Why did he do that? No idea. As I said, he's a doofus.
At least he's in good company, though. These dogs are also total doofuses (but still amazing and pretty much perfect and I love them all so much).
Nap time!
Why spend the money on a fancy bed for your pup? Apparently, the toilet hookup will do just fine!I'm gonna need to see an ID, sir.
THERE’S A DOG SITTING AT THIS BAR WEARING A HAT AND EATING AND EVERYONE IS JUST PRETENDING LIKE ITS NO BIG DEAL??? https://t.co/vA4AdvSCqo— Josie Brechner 🌺🗡 (@Josie Brechner 🌺🗡)1547447797.0
Is that a treat I smell?
If my dog ever started making this face, I wouldn't know whether to be entertained or afraid. I'd definitely give him a treat, though.But...how?
Living with dogs means introducing a bunch of sudden crashing sounds to your life. It's the sudden silences you've really got to worry about, though.Bad window!
I can understand being startled by an automatic window once and going into chomp mode. But to keep it up for eight years? That's dedication!And kick! And kick!
This dog has trained with world-renowned choreographers. It's destined for stardom!Believe it or not, this dog is sleeping.
You know what they say. The secret to getting a good night's sleep is to cram yourself into a corner and keep your eyes open.Become the squirrel.
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Throw the ball.
Every year. EVERY YEAR. Charlie always thinks the clementines are balls and just stares waiting for you to throw… https://t.co/V7tutEfvmB— Ben Hyde-Hart (@Ben Hyde-Hart)1482503936.0
Happy birthday!
We were taking pictures of my dad for his birthday and then my dog did this ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ truly mans best friend https://t.co/VNabil3k0W— Ale 🇵🇪 (@Ale 🇵🇪)1479007203.0
Do the hula!
Well, I've just canceled the rest of my plans for the day. I need to watch this GIF for the next four hours. At least.So snuggly.
Get you a friend that will snuggle you even when you look like this. That's true friendship right there.Just thinkin'.
I don't know what this pup is thinking about, but it seems to be pretty deep stuff. It's probably best to leave him to it. He might be the next Francis Beggin Strips.What a lovely picture!
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