We can all agree that dogs are wonderful. That's just one of The Great Truths of Life.
But as wonderful as dogs are, sometimes...they're just a little bit dumb. And other times they are really, really dumb.
I love my dog Archie more than most living things on the planet. I think he's super smart and very talented and basically, the best dog that has ever existed, but I can also admit that he is a total doofus sometimes. For instance, as I began writing this intro, Archie started whining from his (very cozy) spot under the blanket on my couch. He then crawled out from under the blanket, realized that literally nothing was happening, looked at me disapprovingly (as though I had made him leave his nap spot), and then turned around and went straight back to napping under the blanket. Why did he do that? No idea. As I said, he's a doofus.
At least he's in good company, though. These dogs are also total doofuses (but still amazing and pretty much perfect and I love them all so much).
I'm gonna need to see an ID, sir.
THERE’S A DOG SITTING AT THIS BAR WEARING A HAT AND EATING AND EVERYONE IS JUST PRETENDING LIKE ITS NO BIG DEAL??? https://t.co/vA4AdvSCqo— Josie Brechner 🌺🗡 (@Josie Brechner 🌺🗡)1547447797.0
Is that a treat I smell?
And kick! And kick!This dog has trained with world-renowned choreographers. It's destined for stardom!
Believe it or not, this dog is sleeping.
Become the squirrel.
Throw the ball.
Every year. EVERY YEAR. Charlie always thinks the clementines are balls and just stares waiting for you to throw… https://t.co/V7tutEfvmB— Ben Hyde-Hart (@Ben Hyde-Hart)1482503936.0
We were taking pictures of my dad for his birthday and then my dog did this 😭😭 truly mans best friend https://t.co/VNabil3k0W— Ale 🇵🇪 (@Ale 🇵🇪)1479007203.0
Do the hula!
What a lovely picture!