I'm sure this is no news to you, but: Everybody poops.
Yes, that's right. Every single person on the planet has to use the restroom at some point in their lives. That's just the way it works. But you know what every single person doesn't need? A clever little sign letting them know which bathroom they're allowed to void their bowels in.
And yet, some restaurants and other public establishments have taken it upon themselves to label their bathrooms in such a way that is, as some might say, too clever by half. There are plenty of things to joke about when it comes to things humans do. For instance, fart jokes are always funny! But creating jokes purely for the purpose of labeling which bathroom is for which sort of human? It's weird. It's hella normative. And it's also, just...not that funny?
Oh yeah. And it's confusing!If you don't know what I mean, just keep reading. Here are some bathroom signs that are really just too clever for their own good.
Wait a second.
This is sure to cause some issues.
Now they're just messing with me.
How did they mess this up?!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Ha. Ha. Ha.
Pick a door. Any door!
Look! Body parts!Are they both supposed to be hair down there? Never mind. I don't actually want to know.
Bathroom signs... No, stop. Gross https://t.co/ChZSb0Z2N8— Erin owlpellet 🌱 (@Erin owlpellet 🌱)1447481409.0
This one is halfway OK.
RT nichobby: Most confusing bathroom signs ever. #ux #signage #symbols #baddesign http://t.co/LxGm8GIpqX— correctdesign (@correctdesign)1425733452.0
Cool! Now I can pee and be offended at the same time.
Woah this bathroom sign is waaaaaaay too sexist. No. https://t.co/15w8chMLsP— JLIPS 제이립스 (@JLIPS 제이립스)1536898033.0
Just ike puzzle pieces.
This one's out of this world.
Geeky bathroom sign :) http://t.co/3Y2oFql2b3— Kristaps Skutelis (@Kristaps Skutelis)1371026881.0
That's more like it!
Please vote so all of America can be this bathroom sign. https://t.co/0KSxbmm2GP— nader (@nader)1536991396.0
OK, this one I kind of like.
What have I done with my valuable break time this morning? Welp, I designed some bathroom signs for the office. 😬 https://t.co/umxnfRoFFB— BigHorse (@BigHorse)1532358628.0
Just like in real life.
Siri, show me the worst possible way to sign bathrooms https://t.co/1X8Ko7x5FS— Casey Plett (@Casey Plett)1526087049.0
Mr. and Ms. Pacman, I presume.
Do you get this one?
Girl and boy bathroom signs. #confusing #Guatemala http://t.co/gcjksErG— 🌻 Bethany 🌻 (@🌻 Bethany 🌻)1357495768.0
This had to have been intentional.
That was a close one!