These tweets will make you go:

From the funny to the sad to the absurd, these tweets are going to make you feel things. Things like, "Oh, thank goodness other people think the same way," and, "Ah! I thought I was the only one."

A dilemma

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This is so real it hurts. I don't want to actually go to your party, but man am I going to be offended if you don't invite me.

Don't try this at home

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Oh yeah, you don't worry about me trying that dangerous stunt. I'd have to take this giant bag of candy on my lap, and I'm not going to do that.

Enjoy good things

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I'm not the only one who thinks that every good thing that happens just makes terrible things more likely to follow? That's a relief.

Bigger bowl

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This is so important. When making a salad, you can never have too big a bowl. But you can easily have a bowl that's just too dang small. The next one will make you nod furiously.

Very heavy

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You might just have to do some digging, but I swear, the door is open! I want to get to know you. I'm just introverted and awkward.

Sitting in a towel

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What is it about being in a towel after a shower that just makes you want to sit the edge of your bed doing nothing for hours on end? It's a real phenomenon!

A phone number

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Well, I think they meant to work until your bank account has seven figures in it, but this also applies. Sort of.

Stress eating

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Raise your hand if you're a stress-eater! Or a happy eater! Or a sad eater! Or a mad eater! Yeah, I'm all of the above.

No more spending money

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This is the truth. I'm always done spending money unless someone wants to go out. The next one is for all the shy people out there.

"You're so quiet"

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If I'm quiet around you, that means I don't feel comfortable around you. That's it. End of story.

Sharp stabbing pains

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Any mystery pain or ache is a heart attack or cancer. It's true! What else could they possibly be?

Bugs

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They literally have the entire sky. Get away from me.

Casual conversation

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When someone gets back in touch, it's like, "Why? What do you want? Surely you don't just want to strike up a conversation."

Horses

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This also applies to cows. But if you say "cows" you're a psychopath. It's "moooooooo." The next one is for anyone who's grown up.

A twelve-year difference

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Just wait until you're 30. You've lost the ability to do pretty much anything, and you're tired and you hurt all the time.

New pictures

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People who take selfies all the time... Do you really like how you look that often? I can't imagine living like that.

Free t-shirts

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Seriously. If someone was like, "Jump off a bridge! Everyone's doing it!" I'd be like, "Hmm, I don't know." If they said, "You'll get a free shirt that says, 'I Jumped Off This Bridge and All I Got Was This T-Shirt," I'd be like, "Sign me up!"

Runners

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The first part, where we eat a lot of carbs, I'm all over that. But the running thing is never and was never going to happen.

Two moods

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To be fair, the first mood, where I need all the attention, lasts approximately 3.5 seconds. The second mood, where I need space, lasts about 3.5 years. The next one is super relatable if you like to nap.

Personal news

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Welcome to Tired Club. The first rule of Tired Club is don't talk about Tired Club because we're all here to sleep so we need perfect quiet.

Hiding from plans

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I consistently make plans that I 100 percent regret making when it's time for them to finally happen. Life is hard.

Interior design

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I'm almost 30 and I'm still like, "One day, I'll be able to afford a real picture frame, not one of those cheap poster frames that's four separate pieces you have to slide up the sides of the pictures."

Gym trips

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This is hilarious. He's going to the gym but he just can't bring himself to work out. I relate to that so hard.

Favors

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You know what? Maybe I'll just do it myself. No, no, really, it was stupid to ask. It's totally fine. The next one is for the dog lovers in the audience.

Dogs

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It could be biting my leg off. I still want to know the breed and if it's a boy or a girl and her name. I love dogs, OK?

Adulthood

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Adulthood is finally realizing that doing adult things is terrible and wanting your mommy and daddy to do them for you for as long as humanly possible.

Colonel Sanders

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Leave it to American pop culture to not really address any of the problems happening in society!

Bringing lunch

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Just knowing you have that lunch in the fridge is often distraction enough to finally break down and eat it at like 11:00.

Low ponytail

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Any hairstyle that looks effortless and gorgeous on other people makes me look like an old man. Share this with someone who will also relate to these relatable tweets!