Sometimes, you read tweets that just get you. It's like whoever wrote it shares a soul with you.
These are those tweets.
These tweets will make you go:From the funny to the sad to the absurd, these tweets are going to make you feel things. Things like, "Oh, thank goodness other people think the same way," and, "Ah! I thought I was the only one."
via: TwitterThis is so real it hurts. I don't want to actually go to your party, but man am I going to be offended if you don't invite me.
Don't try this at home
via: TwitterOh yeah, you don't worry about me trying that dangerous stunt. I'd have to take this giant bag of candy on my lap, and I'm not going to do that.
Enjoy good things
via: TwitterI'm not the only one who thinks that every good thing that happens just makes terrible things more likely to follow? That's a relief.
via: TwitterThis is so important. When making a salad, you can never have too big a bowl. But you can easily have a bowl that's just too dang small. The next one will make you nod furiously.
via: TwitterYou might just have to do some digging, but I swear, the door is open! I want to get to know you. I'm just introverted and awkward.
Sitting in a towel
via: TwitterWhat is it about being in a towel after a shower that just makes you want to sit the edge of your bed doing nothing for hours on end? It's a real phenomenon!
A phone number
via: TwitterWell, I think they meant to work until your bank account has seven figures in it, but this also applies. Sort of.
via: TwitterRaise your hand if you're a stress-eater! Or a happy eater! Or a sad eater! Or a mad eater! Yeah, I'm all of the above.
No more spending money
via: TwitterThis is the truth. I'm always done spending money unless someone wants to go out. The next one is for all the shy people out there.
"You're so quiet"
via: TwitterIf I'm quiet around you, that means I don't feel comfortable around you. That's it. End of story.
Sharp stabbing pains
via: TwitterAny mystery pain or ache is a heart attack or cancer. It's true! What else could they possibly be?
via: TwitterThey literally have the entire sky. Get away from me.
via: TwitterWhen someone gets back in touch, it's like, "Why? What do you want? Surely you don't just want to strike up a conversation."
via: TwitterThis also applies to cows. But if you say "cows" you're a psychopath. It's "moooooooo." The next one is for anyone who's grown up.
A twelve-year difference
via: TwitterJust wait until you're 30. You've lost the ability to do pretty much anything, and you're tired and you hurt all the time.
via: TwitterPeople who take selfies all the time... Do you really like how you look that often? I can't imagine living like that.
via: TwitterSeriously. If someone was like, "Jump off a bridge! Everyone's doing it!" I'd be like, "Hmm, I don't know." If they said, "You'll get a free shirt that says, 'I Jumped Off This Bridge and All I Got Was This T-Shirt," I'd be like, "Sign me up!"
via: TwitterThe first part, where we eat a lot of carbs, I'm all over that. But the running thing is never and was never going to happen.
via: TwitterTo be fair, the first mood, where I need all the attention, lasts approximately 3.5 seconds. The second mood, where I need space, lasts about 3.5 years. The next one is super relatable if you like to nap.
via: TwitterWelcome to Tired Club. The first rule of Tired Club is don't talk about Tired Club because we're all here to sleep so we need perfect quiet.
Hiding from plans
via: TwitterI consistently make plans that I 100 percent regret making when it's time for them to finally happen. Life is hard.
via: TwitterI'm almost 30 and I'm still like, "One day, I'll be able to afford a real picture frame, not one of those cheap poster frames that's four separate pieces you have to slide up the sides of the pictures."
via: TwitterThis is hilarious. He's going to the gym but he just can't bring himself to work out. I relate to that so hard.
via: TwitterYou know what? Maybe I'll just do it myself. No, no, really, it was stupid to ask. It's totally fine. The next one is for the dog lovers in the audience.
via: TwitterIt could be biting my leg off. I still want to know the breed and if it's a boy or a girl and her name. I love dogs, OK?
via: TwitterAdulthood is finally realizing that doing adult things is terrible and wanting your mommy and daddy to do them for you for as long as humanly possible.
via: TwitterLeave it to American pop culture to not really address any of the problems happening in society!
via: TwitterJust knowing you have that lunch in the fridge is often distraction enough to finally break down and eat it at like 11:00.
via: TwitterAny hairstyle that looks effortless and gorgeous on other people makes me look like an old man. Share this with someone who will also relate to these relatable tweets!