You know when you think that a trend has finally crawled back under the rock that it came from, but it hasn't, well, the way you feel when that happens is exactly how I feel about this whole "anti-vax" thing. It seems as if logic is not going to prevail with followers of this weird trend. Some of us normal folk are here to set the record straight for all the anti-vaxxers who still believe that the government is using vaccinations to "control" us all.
And the internet sometimes has the best ways of striking back. Check out some of these hilarious responses to an anti-vaxxer who was proudly showing off her "Jesus Wasn't Vaccinated" t-shirt.
Let me set the scene for you.
via: TwitterA picture of a woman, who was sporting a t-shirt proclaiming "Spoiler Alert… Jesus Wasn’t Vaccinated," was posted online.
The photograph has since gone viral.And this is mainly because of the hilarious responses that pro-vaxxers had in retaliation to the slogan.
The war of words remains constant between the two groups.I don't think that the passionate members on either side are ever going to call a truce, but how can you, if your views differ to such an extent?
So, while they keep arguing, let's take a look at some funny replies to "Jesus wasn't vaccinated."Enjoy!
1. Neither was Satan.
@ChristnNitemare @GodlessEngineer Neither was Satan— Andy Richter (@Andy Richter)1564591194.0
2. Spoiler Alert!
@ChristnNitemare @GodlessEngineer @AndyRichter Spoiler alert: infant mortality rate was nearly 50% and life expectancy was 30-40 years.— Stephen Tures (@Stephen Tures)1564591574.0
3. ...But okay.I'll just leave this here.
4. Tetanus got him.
@Bonz3k @ChristnNitemare @GodlessEngineer @AndyRichter Probably from Tetanus.— dbstence (@dbstence)1564591506.0
5. Was it all just a dream?
@ChristnNitemare @GodlessEngineer @AndyRichter The resulting illness he ended up getting, though, made him feverish… https://t.co/pqP01HAbpE— Shawn Carlow (@Shawn Carlow)1564592442.0
6. In the name of Jesus.
@GeneralSpear @ChristnNitemare @shawncarlow @GodlessEngineer @AndyRichter The dumb chick trying to get kids with co… https://t.co/8G3nLIaMsY— Angus Rockford (@Angus Rockford)1564859830.0
7. Was he really a God?I mean, you would expect the son of God to be as close to invincible as a man can be, right?
8. Cause of death: rusty nails.I mean, it's viable.
9. Do germs even exist?
@GodlessEngineer Jesus infamously taught not to wash your hands before eating - he didn’t even know germs existed j… https://t.co/eAYrLsMMmh— wintertao (@wintertao)1564588723.0
10. Fiction.Um... I'm going to move on quickly...
11. Who needs a robe?
@WFKARS @MBGlenn Spoiler alert... Jesus didn't wear printed cotton tees sharing antivax garbage, either.— 🍁 Jenna sais quoi (@🍁 Jenna sais quoi)1564846391.0
12. Bold.It is a bit of a push, isn't it?
13. Nice try though.
@ChristnNitemare @GodlessEngineer @AndyRichter Spoiler alert, they didn’t HAVE vaccines when he was alive. Nice try.— Kate (@Kate)1564676435.0
14. Nailed it.
@veryaveragemale @ChristnNitemare @GodlessEngineer @AndyRichter Nailed it— Sean Nelson (@Sean Nelson)1564617340.0
@ChristnNitemare @GodlessEngineer @AndyRichter That's not true my name is Jesus, and I am vaccinated— Jebus209 (@Jebus209)1564593765.0
@ChristnNitemare @GodlessEngineer @AndyRichter Yes—but Jesus had that whole rising-from-the-dead thing to fall back… https://t.co/pu0iwEhdDk— 𝙱𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝚆𝚘𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚢 (@𝙱𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝚆𝚘𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚢)1564838123.0
17. It really doesn't work like that, Anti-Vaxxers...
@ChristnNitemare @GodlessEngineer @AndyRichter I'm more than anything confused by the misuse of "spoiler alert."— Chaz Kangas (@Chaz Kangas)1564709326.0
18. Live like Jesus.
@ChristnNitemare @GodlessEngineer @AndyRichter She should immediately have all electrical wires ripped from her hom… https://t.co/Z41tES7ZOv— EverybodylovesGregmond (@EverybodylovesGregmond)1564594347.0
19. Stay home!
@ChristnNitemare @GodlessEngineer @AndyRichter Sheer stupidity. Ever hear of plagues? It would still be going on if… https://t.co/fljNgwA24G— Laurie O'Brien (@Laurie O'Brien)1564681763.0
20. New rule:
@ChristnNitemare @GodlessEngineer @AndyRichter Spoiler alert: Jesus was born to a virgin, turned water into wine, w… https://t.co/H4VSgjjXzn— Two Scoops, Two Genders, Two Impeachments (@Two Scoops, Two Genders, Two Impeachments)1564873851.0
21. Daddy's power.
@ChristnNitemare @prolibshow @GodlessEngineer @AndyRichter I wouldn't bother either if I could use my daddy's power… https://t.co/EArPZoX3t9— AndyPopeInTheWoods (@AndyPopeInTheWoods)1564597377.0
22. Let's discuss it over coffee?
@ChristnNitemare @GodlessEngineer @AndyRichter You will see him soon enough to discuss.— JAB (@JAB)1564595659.0
23. A very painful realization.
@ChristnNitemare @GodlessEngineer @AndyRichter jesus also had to shit outdoors and wipe his ass with a rock. you gonna do that too?— ^^MAC*^ (@^^MAC*^)1564689724.0
@ChristnNitemare @GodlessEngineer @AndyRichter Vaccines weren’t invented yet, dumbass. He also didn’t post selfies… https://t.co/oVJ3jxO4ps— Spook’s Familiar (@Spook’s Familiar)1564599066.0
@ChristnNitemare https://t.co/CSqasL3R50— 🌈 Guinevere (she/her) (@🌈 Guinevere (she/her))1564658655.0