25 Ridiculous Inventions That Lazy People NEED To Own

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We all make fun of The Clapper because we don’t want to admit that sometimes doing the simplest of tasks is exhausting. But in today’s society of instant gratification and technology, the quest to relieve people of these tasks is becoming increasingly normal — and increasingly ridiculous.

Yet there are people out there who are, shall we say, motivationally challenged and can’t be bothered with the tedious nature of making a snowball or pouring a cup of tea.

For those people, these 25 products are things that they need in their lives. That is, if they ever get around to buying them.

Want to go from flab to fab in just minutes? This contraption fits under your clothes and does something that’s entirely unclear. Probably nothing, actually.

But if that’s not enough to convince you, pseduo-athletes claim, “chicks dig it.”

Is sitting up to read or watch TV too much work for you? The Prism Glasses turn your view to a downward 90 degree angle, eliminating the need for head movement.

Instead of bending over all the way to the ground to pick up your dog’s “deposits” with a plastic bag, now you can save yourself those four inches of exertion and bend over all the way to their rump to remove the plastic bag.

Apparently, all you need to do is run it over your bread just like a huge butter knife, and it will toast that particular side of the bread.

Kind of like a toaster, but with the increased risk of burning your hand in the process.

And I quote, “This astonishing technological breakthrough is by far the most innovative advancement in history. What appears to be a very high quality, normal, silk tie is actually a very high quality, Pillow-Tie.

All you need to do is pop out a small valve on the backside of the tie, blow, and voila! Your Pillow awaits.”

You can’t make this stuff up.

Perfect for people who love their dog and know their dog needs exercise, but that don’t really want to throw an actual ball in order to give the dog their exercise.

Who has the time and energy to dip their sushi in the sauce?

Fill these chopsticks with your sauces of choice, give them a squeeze, and you’ll be good to go.