19 Ridiculous Puns That Will Make You Facepalm, Then Laugh | 22 Words

They say puns are the lowest form of comedy.

I disagree.

Below are 19...whale, 20 puns that will make you giggle despite your best efforts.

You just have to admit they're funny. Do it. Admit it right now. OK, cool. Now enjoy these puns!

This guy crossed out history...

via: Reddit

And rewrote it. He rewrote history, everybody.

This cat looks weird...

via: Twitter

Because it's in bread. Get it? Side note: That's a lot of wasted bread.

You know famed actor Robert DeNiro...

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But do you know his tiny twin, Robert DeFaro? He's really just a shadow of his sibling.

It's two pies that overlap...

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Or, in other, punnier words... A Venn Piagram. The next one is a classic about an herb...

I don't know what Harvest Green is...

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But I know it's kind of a big dill! Like, how big, though? That billboard's got to be at least 20 feet tall, right? That's probably the biggest dill I've ever seen!

It's a pan...

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DUH! Also, where do you get cute panda pans because I want!

When you have a flat tire...

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No, you should not bring asparagus when you have a flat tire. But you should bringĀ a spare, I guess. Too good.

This guy's fact says it all...

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One brilliant Reddit commenter wrote, "I couldn't have said it bedder." Man, we're really on a roll.

This one might be for the math geeks out there...

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He foiled your plan. You remember foil? From math class? The next one is perfect and involves some prairie animals...

When you're trying to fit in...

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But they're all meerkats and you're just a mere cat. But hey, if you can hang, you can hang.

This is just a true statement about cows...

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Could you imagine if cows were just cows but they had human feet? Why? Why am I now picturing that?

This sad furniture is so sad...

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The chair thinks it couldn't chair less but I would argue that it's actually chairing pretty hard at the moment. I think it could chair less.

This site for sugar-daddy dating is totally going to take off...

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I mean, it's snappy, it's a pun, and you know how much sugar-daddies love snappy puns. That's like, a known thing, right?

They're slippers...

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Made out of loaves of bread! Please do not eat these after wearing. The next one is truly a perfect pun...

This is the sinking ship of restaurants...

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A near-perfect pun? Yes. An enticing name for a restaurant? ALSO YES.

Not only is the pun perfect...

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But so are the two dogs telling it! Did you know dogs could be bankers? That's the lesson of these pictures, right?

This pun naturally happened...

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Look, sometimes traditional Dutch clog dancing celebrations get really out of control. They can't help it.

This naughty landscaping store...

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Good thing they wet their plants! That's what keeps them alive, after all.

Get it?

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Do you...do you get it? It's boo-bees. Share this with your punniest friend!