Quick catch up: Roy Moore is the Republican nominee for the Alabama U.S. Senate seat. He is also definitely a pedophile. Like 100 percent. Like, he was banned from a mall because he was so gross with teenage girls. Yes, seriously.
Mitch McConnell, the Republican Senate Majority Leader, said earlier this week that he believes the women who are accusing Roy Moore and that Moore should step aside from the race. It’s the only good thing Mitch McConnell has ever said.
Roy Moore did not take too kindly to that.
“Dear Mitch McConnell,” he wrote.
“Bring. It. On.”
It was such a bad idea for Moore to mention this movie that Bring It On’s director, Peyton Reed, even weighed in:
Please excuse the strong language. It’s understandable to get upset when a “F***ING PEDOPHILE” uses your high school cheerleader movie to bully the Senate Majority Leader.
She wrote her own letters to Mitch McConnell, in the same format of Roy Moore’s, only with more appropriate messages/movie titles that better describe how we all feel about the Alabama judge/pedophile.
While there are likely more than 10 things we all hate about Roy Moore, it’s a good start…
It reads like, “Dear Mitch McConnell, mean girls are trying to say I touched them inappropriately when I was twice their age but I swear it’s not true! No matter how many of them come forward, give harrowing accounts, and cry because of the lifelong trauma I’ve caused them, I definitely didn’t do it!!!”
Roy Moore, we Can’t Hardly Wait until you are taken down by your unconscionable actions. It’s only a matter of time.