While the grocery store experience should always be pleasant — after all, the result is that you get food — there are some things “certain people" do that can take away some of that pleasure.
These 10 rules of grocery shopping are written just for them.
You do not have super-human pedestrian powers that override people in their cars trying to get past or around you.
Pick a side — any side — and no one gets hurt.
Really? Come on now, people.
Finally, do not slowly drive behind me at 5 miles per hour impatiently waiting for my parking spot that is often only two spaces down from another available spot.
Unless you’re going to get out and help me unload my groceries into the back, your insistence on sitting there, impatiently revving the engine on your minivan, will force me to do a full vehicle check — interior and exterior — before getting back in and leaving 5 minutes later.
Thank you for shopping with us.
Have a nice day.