Ryan Reynolds Just Definitively Answered Which Celebrity Chris Is His Favorite With a Perfect Joke

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It’s a question as old as time. Which Hollywood Chris is the best Chris?

For those of you unfamiliar with this query, allow us to explain. There are currently four – read ’em, four Chrises dominating Hollywood.

There’s Chrises Evans, Pratt, Hemsworth and Pine. With such a plethora of Chrises – nay, an abundance of shortened Christophers (which is a Greek name, btw, that means “christ bearer”) – it’s confoundingly difficult to point out which Hollywood Chris is indeed the best Chris.

Those eyes, that beard… that accent. Even the way he donned glasses and played the cute secretary on Ghostbusters. In our eyes, Hemsworth is undoubtedly the hottest Chris.

Who can forget his glow-up from schleppy sidekick in Parks and Rec to the scruffy, lovable hero of Guardians of the Galaxy. Of all the Chris’s, Pratt in undeniably the most snuggly.

Blue-eyed, blonde-haired, all American. (Okay, so maybe all the Chrises exhibit these traits… except for Hemsworth, who, while blond-and-blue-eyed, is not in fact American) Evans, we would argue, is the blondest and most blue-eyed of them all. The dude plays Captain America, and when he smiles, you swear his teeth sparkle. Evans is definitely a contender for best Hollywood Chris.

Ah Chris Pine, those lovely, lovely eyes. Of all the Chrises, he’s got that blue-steel stare down pat. When he looks at you with those baby blues, it’s almost like he’s seducing you, even when he’s mid-fight, as he usually is in his role as Captain James T. Kirk. People sometimes sleep on Chris Pine, but we certainly never will.

Sorry, did we say Deadpool? No, what we actually meant was Ryan Reynolds – another Hollywood figure with a very common name (although, the alliteration behind it is not so common).

After all, this has been the year of Kardashian-Jenner pregnancies. One young Kardashian-Jenner even had to take to Twitter to defend her love of bagels against would-be pregnancy spotters who were sure she was the next of her clan to bite the dust due to her slight food baby. (C’mon, people, some of us enjoy carbs.)

Right out of left field! Again, entire worlds are built around this question, and if you think we’re exaggerating, see the Marvel universe, which has Asgard, New York city, and any other such exotic location the Chrises in their varied franchise getups are apt to frequent.

Gospel! After all, why have just one Chris, when you can have three Chris’s. It’s a virtual no-brainer!

Because he certainly isn’t sleeping on our darling Chris Pine. Although… the whole analogy with the pine nuts… and Deadpool is bisexual…

Although he never did get an answer on those Kardashians, so we decided to help him out. *Psst, psst!* It’s Kylie and Khloe. Definitely Kylie and Khloe. You’re welcome.