Sarah Huckabee Sanders and I? We're tight at this point. This is article numero seven I've written about her flub ups, straight-up lies, homemade pecan pie wars, and other ridiculous things she's said since she took over for Sean Spicer (a whole 'nother disaster) as White House Press Secretary.
Remember the good old days when you had no idea who the White House Press Secretary was? If asked, you'd be like, "Um, C.J. Cregg?" because The West Wing was about as far as you got when it came to "caring about politics"? Those days are over! Probably forever! Maybe it's for the best, but we're going through a lot of crap we shouldn't have to to get people to finally care about what the government is doing to our lives!
Anyway, back to Sarah Huckabee Sanders.I don't know how she does it and falls asleep at night, but the woman is, at least publicly, staunchly in Trump's corner. She defends his every dumb remark, his every shockingly inappropriate statement. It's hard to tell if she really believes the stuff that comes out of her mouth or if she's simply a puppet, but at this point, it's also hard to tell which of those is worse.
While it wasn't shocking that she defended Trump against those who are calling him racist, her statement is just plain wacky and illogical:
“Why did NBC give him a show for a decade on TV?” White House @PressSec Sarah Sanders responds to critics of… https://t.co/qFWfPuyVPa— Channel 4 News (@Channel 4 News)1516115413.0
Sarah, girl, that doesn't make sense. And to me it's pretty clear that deep down inside, she also knows it doesn't make sense. But she said it, and so we must examine this.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders says Trump isn't racist because NBC gave him a TV show, which is like saying Bill Cosby isn'… https://t.co/3dTsTTjLDF— PoliticusUSA (@PoliticusUSA)1516115852.0
I don't know what TV shows Sarah Huckabee Sanders is watching, but if she thinks television — as a medium or a concept — is the acme of human morality, we've got some news for her.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders: "If Trump Is 'Racist,' Why Did NBC Let Him Host 'The Apprentice?'" This is like asking "If… https://t.co/y7KLhptda8— Tom (inching his way to 5k) O'Neill (@Tom (inching his way to 5k) O'Neill)1516140372.0
It might behoove us at this juncture to remember why Donald Trump ended his tenure at NBC.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders says "if Trump were racist, why did NBC hire him?" So please nobody tell her NBC fired him FOR BEING RACIST— John Fugelsang (@John Fugelsang)1516138650.0