Shhh, can you keep a secret? JUST KIDDING! I’m telling everyone about these secret Prime Day deals — starting with you, followed by my mom (don’t you feel special?!), then my neighbors, and maybe that one girl at work who doesn’t give me a stress-induced migraine. Prime Day is so multi-layered because you’ve got the deals, those other deals, the deals you found following a rabbit hole and — the best — the secret deals you can only find out about by reading what I write. (Thank you for supporting a starving artist, er, writer.)
This list is a little all over the place … in a good way. From that Drybar hair appliance you’ve been drooling over but were too cheap to buy to that DeWalt tool set you’ve had your eye on for your hubby, the buck stops here. Top secret? More like top tier.
Yes You Cam
With its fancy 1920 x 1080p resolution and anti-glare lens, this webcam will make you look like a million bucks. Plus, it boasts a fixed focal length for clear images and even comes with a removable cover for the extra cautious. It even has built-in noise reduction mics and can handle dim lighting like a champ. Get ready to impress your colleagues from the comfort of your home office; just pick a cool background, O.K.?
Brush It Off
You know you want it and what better time to snag Drybar’s blow dryer brush than when it’s 30% off? The ultimate hair tool that promises to make blow-drying a breeze, it has a unique combination of hot air and a round brush, delivering a smooth, shiny blowout with sky-high volume in no time. It’s like having a stylist in your own hands!
Your Claws Are Showing
Step aside, flimsy hair accessories, and make way for the jumbo hair claws of your dreams! Made from durable plastic with a matte paint that resists scuffing and peeling, these clips are here to save the day. And let’s not forget the perfect size and variety of neutral colors that make them a stylish gift for any fashionista (or yourself).
Soak It Up Like A Sponge
Say hello to the makeup sponges taking the makeup world by storm.! Made from latex-free material (no allergies, please), this versatile wonder is the Swiss Army knife of makeup tools. Need it for BB cream? Check. Foundation? Check. Concealer? Powder? Liquid? Check, check, and check! It’s super soft, so your face will feel like it’s getting a cozy hug.
Catch A Charge
This is the last portable charger you’ll ever need. With built-in cables for every phone known to mankind (no more tangled cords, hallelujah!), this charger is like having a personal power station in your pocket. It’s got a whopping 10000mAh battery capacity, so you can stay juiced up for days. And the best part? It’s slimmer than a supermodel’s waistline, making it the ultimate sidekick for your adventures.
Jump The Broom
Introducing the broom that’s here to save your back and save the planet. With its extendable pole, you can sweep like a giant or a hobbit, depending on your height. No more bending and straining. And check out those heavy-duty bristles, built to withstand the toughest messes. They’re eco-friendly too, made from recycled bottles because Kelamayi cares about Mother Earth.
Cut The Cable
Prepare to charge at lightning speed with this iPhone charging cable. It’s got a fancy four-core copper wire that promises to boost charging and data transmission faster than a caffeine-infused cheetah. And guess what? It’s MFi certified, so no more pesky warning messages raining on your charging parade. Made with nylon braiding, this cable is tougher than a sumo wrestler and softer than a kitten’s belly. It can withstand daily connection acrobatics and long-term use without a single tangle.
Give Him A Little Trim
Introducing the OLOV trimmer, the ultimate grooming tool for the adventurous man! It’s not just for below-the-waist action; it’s a multitasking wizard that can tackle your not-so-private parts with ease. With its black ceramic blades, it trims without tugging or irritating your precious skin. Plus, it comes with adjustable guards for different hair lengths, ensuring an even trim that will make you (or him) feel like a Greek god.
Dang, Auto Correct!
The solution to tired-looking eyes has arrived. Say hello to Auto Correct (not the iPhone version), the eye cream that’s caffeinated and ready to party. With its magical light-reflecting particles, it banishes any signs of fatigue faster than you can say “double espresso.” Dark circles? Puffiness? Fine lines? Auto Correct laughs in their face. Just apply a pump or two morning and night, lightly tap it into your skin with your fancy ring and middle fingers.
Lash Blast
Presenting the revamped superstar of mascaras! With a new look (because even mascaras need a makeover) and an award-winning formula, this double-sided wonder delivers lashes that are longer and voluminous, making your eyes the envy of all. It’s ophthalmologist tested, so no need to worry about your precious peepers. And guess what? It’s cruelty-free and EWG certified, so you can flutter those lashes with a guilt-free conscience.
Mat About You
Sticky baking mishaps are a thing of the past with these silicone baking mats. They’re like the wingmen of the baking world, making your life easier and more convenient. Food slides right off these non-stick wonders, so say farewell to greasy messes and wasteful parchment paper. They can handle the heat too, up to a sizzling 480 degrees. Just remember, they need a trusty tray to support them in the oven.
Long In The Tooth
Step aside, harsh bleaches and toothpaste imposters. Lumineux is here to revolutionize your whitening game without causing any harm. They’ve cracked the code on scientifically proven results with over 50 double-blind studies to back them up. Lumineux is also non-toxic and microbiome safe. It’s like having a dentist-approved rock star that protects your pearly whites and keeps your mouth bacteria in check.
Cleanse Your Soul Face
It’s Cetaphil’s famous fragrance-free facial cleanser and it’s a skin savior, reinforcing the skin barrier and balancing your precious skin, all while minimizing the appearance of pores. It’s ideal for sensitive, combination to oily skin, with a clinically proven ability to deep clean and remove all those pesky impurities. Dermatologist recommended? Check! It even defends against the five signs of skin sensitivity.
Don’t Be A Tool
Meet the dynamic duo of cordless tools. The drill combo kit is here to save the day with its two-speed transmission that’ll make your head spin (literally, at 0-1500 RPM). With its high-performance motor delivering a whopping 300 unit watts out, it can tackle any task like a champ. And let’s not forget the impact driver. Compact and lightweight, it’s like the ninja of tight areas. Together, this set makes any project a breeze.
A Close Shave
Who knew there was such a thing as an exciting lint remover? With its innovative design and premium materials (because lint removal is serious business), this device is built to last longer than your average relationship. It’s so easy to use that even a sloth on a caffeine high could operate it. Don’t worry about damaging your precious garments; it delicately pampers them with a honeycomb cover. Say goodbye to sticky residue and hello to lint-free bliss.
Curls While You Sleep
This upgraded heatless curling rod headband is softer than a fluffy kitten, which is good because it’s meant to sleep on. These silk curlers are perfect for any hair type and won’t pull or hurt your precious locks. Just slap it on like a headband, wind your hair around, secure, and get ready to rock those bouncy curls with minimal effort. Beauty sleep has never been so stylish.
Mirror, Mirror
Experience the power of illumination with this lighted makeup mirror that’s brighter than a supernova. With 72Pcs of LED lights surrounding it, you’ll have the perfect view even in the darkest corners. Choose from a variety of light colors to match your mood, because who said makeup can’t be a party? It’s rechargeable, so say goodbye to battery hassles. This compact, lightweight, and foldable mirror is your trusty companion for home, trave or even work.
Gun Permit
Meet the upgraded muscle massage gun, ready to pummel your muscles into shape. With its premium metal housing and a powerful brushless motor, it’s like having an aggressive octopus as your personal masseuse. No worries about charging; it’s compatible with USB-C and even power banks for those globe-trotting muscle emergencies. Weighing a mere 1.5 pounds, it’s compact and easy to grip, perfect for when you’re on the go.
Nailed It
Nail (get it?) your personal style with this Beetles gel polish set. With 20 mini bottles of beautiful shades, you’ll have trendy colors for all seasons and daily life shenanigans. This macaron-inspired collection is essential for everyone (because who doesn’t want pastel green and red glitter on their nails?). It’s easy to apply and lasts for weeks, perfect for your daily grind, romantic dates, or even wild parties.
Towel Off
Step into luxury with this towel set that’s fit for kings and queens (or at least those who enjoy feeling fancy). With two oversized bath towels, two hand towels, and four washcloths, you’ll have all your bath needs covered. Made from 100% cotton, they’re as soft and absorbent as a cloud. They’re quick-drying and multipurpose, so you can use them for everything from drying off to creating elaborate towel fortresses. (You know you want to.)
Throw In The Towel
Upgrade your towel game with this eight-piece set that’s big enough to wrap around a dinosaur (I imagine anyway). With two giant towels, two hand towels and a plethora of washcloths, you’ll feel like you’re in a fancy hotel or spa, even if you’re just drying off in your bathroom. When it’s time to clean up, just toss them in the washing machine—cold water and low tumble dry, please.
Keep Your Cool-er
Meet the cooler that’s tougher than a rhino on roller skates. With its heavy-duty blow-molded construction, it’s practically indestructible (sorry, Hulk). The extra-thick foam walls and insulated lid keep your ice frozen for an impressive four days, even in sweltering 90-degree temperatures. Lock in the chill with the durable, rubberized lid T-latches—they mean business. Choose from 10 color combos.
Give Me A Lift
Say goodbye to traditional lash curlers and hello to a professional lash lift kit at home. No more roller chaos and messy mishaps. This kit uses silicone pads to give your lashes a fabulous perm, creating beautifully curled lashes without the need for extensions or mascara (bye-bye, clumpy lashes!). Get ready for bigger, brighter eyes that will captivate the world; after all, the “eyes” have it.
Coffee Is King
Want a cup of coffee that’s so robust it’ll put hair on your chest? Look no further than this percolator, the caffeine-fueled magician of brewing. Whether you’re a coffee connoisseur or just need a cup to survive the day, this machine delivers with a robust aroma and flavor that will make your taste buds sing. With its cup-a-minute speed, you’ll have a fresh brew in no time.
Take A Seat
Experience weightlessness without leaving your backyard with this zero-gravity outdoor chair. It’s like floating on a cloud, but with better armrests. The powder-coated steel frame is strong and lightweight, so you can transport it like a pro weightlifter. The double bungee support system ensures a secure connection between the weather-resistant fabric and the frame, because I don’t want you to end up on the moon by accident. (Hey, it could happen.)
The Daily Grind
Spice up your culinary adventures with this rechargeable salt and pepper grinder set. They’ve upped their game with a larger capacity, so you can season to your heart’s content without constantly refilling. No more battery drama either, thanks to USB-C charging. The 6-level adjustable coarseness lets you unleash the full flavors of your spices, from coarse to fine. And the best part? One-handed operation.
Crash Pads
Want to transform your skin from “meh” to “yeah!?” Look no further than these dual-action pads, your secret weapon against dark spots, pores and uneven texture. Formulated with powerful ingredients like lactic acid, probiotic ferment complex, and tri-enzyme technology, these pads mean serious business. Just smooth them over your face in a circular motion and let the magic happen.
Scrub-A-Dub-Dub
Say goodbye to cleaning troubles with this cordless, electric spin scrubber. It’s a lightweight wonder that can be used anywhere. With four brush heads, it tackles all your cleaning needs. The dome brush handles bathtubs and sinks, the flat brush takes on floors and ovens, the corner brush tackles tight spots (even bike wheels!), and the cloth brush is perfect for surfaces. Efficient, powerful, and knee (and back) friendly.
Pillow Talk
Discover the coolest pillow in town. With its 100% cotton cover featuring a percale weave, you’ll sleep so cool, you might need a sweater. This pillow’s innovative design is like a pillow within a pillow, filled with microfiber goodness for ultimate support and comfort. Cleaning is a breeze with its removable, machine-washable outer layer. And hey, it even has a backbone—a 2-inch gusset—for proper neck alignment.
Take It To The Bank
This Anker power bank is the ultimate gadget sidekick — home and away. Low on battery? No worries! This versatile wonder charges your device from a wall outlet or on the go with its built-in portable charger. Don’t let its small size fool you; this ultra-compact 5,000mAh cuboid-shaped charger is as inconspicuous as a ninja in your pocket or bag. And hey, it lasts longer, like that never-ending tub of ice cream in the freezer.
Bowled Over
These premium-quality stainless steel bowls are the cat’s meow. Made from solid, dishwasher-safe stainless steel, they’re both safe and stylish. With raised bowls and a clever 0/15° tilt, your cat’s digestion will be purr-fect. Say goodbye to messy eaters with a deep and wide shape that prevents whisker fatigue. No food spilling here, thanks to the slightly inclined surface. And the best part? The bowls are removable and dishwasher safe, so cleaning is simple.
Don’t Give Me Any Lip
Get ready for the lip plumper set that’s like a spa day for your pout. No needles needed, just the power of nature. With natural ginger, it’s lip cell growth on steroids, giving you plump perfection. And don’t forget the peppermint, boosting those vascular endothelial cytokines for an extra boost. Daytime? Grab the yellow tube for plumping power. Nighttime? The clear tube repairs and moisturizes like a dream.
Rap Sheet
Upgrade your bedding game with this complete set that’s all about comfort and convenience. It’s got everything you need: two pillowcases that are perfect for pillow fights (or just sleeping), a flat sheet for extra snuggle factor, and a fitted sheet with deep pockets for those mattress superhero sizes. Made from super soft microfiber, these sheets will have you feeling like royalty.
Frys Before Guys
This is the culinary wizard that does it all!. This 4-in-1 wonder will air fry, broil, roast and reheat your way to foodie fame. Thanks to EvenCrisp technology, your creations will have a perfect golden finish every time. With one-touch smart programs, you can whip up wings, veggies, cookies, and even cinnamon buns like a kitchen pro.
Waffles In A Dash
Wake up and smell the waffles. With this magical device, you can whip up delicious 6.5″ Belgian waffles in no time. Say goodbye to sticky situations with the TruGlide nonstick surface that’s easy to clean. It’s so quick and easy to use, you’ll be flipping out with joy. And, don’t worry about burning your hands, the cool-touch handle has got you covered. Breakfast just got a whole lot more exciting.
It’s In The Bag
These reusable bags are multitasking marvels. They’re not just for lunch, but also for snacks on the go, preventing makeup explosions, and even meal prepping. They’re reusable, rewashable and relovable. Stick them in the dishwasher, microwave, or oven. They’re leak-free, lead-free, latex-free, BPA-free and BPS-free. One bag even saves you from 260 plastic bags a year! You’re saving the world, one Stasher bag at a time.
Hair Today, Gone … Today
Finally, a tool that takes the “fur” out of “furniture” with ease! Say goodbye to pet hair with this pet hair remover. It works wonders on couches, clothing, chairs, bedding and more. No need for sticky tape or adhesives, this reusable lint brush is here to save the day. Just roll it along any surface, trapping fur and lint in its built-in receptacle. When you’re done, press the release button and voila! Emptying it out is as easy as purring.
Stick With Me
Get ready for hair perfection in a stick. Tame your unruly hair with the magic of edge control. This little hero smooths broken, frizzy, and flyaway hair like a boss. Say goodbye to greasy, flaky and hardened hair disasters. With plant-based ingredients like beeswax, castor oil, and avocado oil, it nourishes your locks without irritating the scalp. Suitable for all hair types and colors, it’s easy to apply and leaves no residue.
A Close Brush
Calling all makeup enthusiasts! This professional makeup brush set is a game-changer. With 18 brushes for all your beauty needs, you’ll be blending, shading and highlighting like a pro. The handles are made of fancy alloy and wood, while the bristles are soft and silky nylon — perfect for sensitive skin. These are a must-have for your cosmetic bag, darling!
Shower Power
Step into the shower with style and confidence! This waterproof shower liner is the ultimate bathroom companion. Its ultra-smooth design repels water like a boss, keeping your space dry and squeaky clean. With three timeless colors to choose from, you can create a bright and airy atmosphere that suits your fancy. It’s convenient and durable, fitting any standard shower or tub.
Music To My Ears
Ready for a touch of brilliance? These earbuds are smarter than your average buds! With smart touch control, you can tap, double tap, or hold to play, pause, skip, adjust volume, and answer calls. No need to fumble with your phone anymore. Thanks to Bluetooth 5.3, the transmission speed is lightning-fast, giving you a low-latency listening experience. And the one-step pairing? It’s like magic. Just grab the earbuds from the charging case, and they connect automatically.
Travel In Style Comfort
It’s the ultimate travel companion! This memory foam travel pillow has got your back, literally. With its perfect curves and adjustable rope lock, it’s like a personal pillow tailor. No more head flopping or neck pain during your travels. The new sweat-resistant and washable cover is a game-changer, keeping you cool and fresh. The comfiest journey of your life is one purchase away.
Trim And Toned
With its gentle touch, this alcohol-free face toner works wonders. (It’s not the No. 1-selling brand for no reason.) It soothes, hydrates, and balances skin pH, bidding adieu to pesky pores and oily skin. Thayers’ secret? A farm-to-bottle blend of certified organic witch hazel and aloe vera. No alcohol ever touches these precious ingredients, making dermatologists cheer and animals (and you) rejoice.
On The Pot
In a world where bathrooms can be battlegrounds, this mighty 2-in-1 cleaning wonder is your new sword. With its sleek design and space-saving prowess, it houses a toilet brush and a powerful plunger in one convenient holder. The plunger, armed with a commercial-grade rubber suction cup, fearlessly tackles the toughest clogs. The brush’s sturdy bristles dive deep into the under-rim and tricky corners, leaving your throne refreshed and gleaming.
Watch This
From globetrotting escapades to cubicle confinement, Michael Kors’ slim runway watches blend luxury and trendy flair for the chronically stylish. With a 44mm case and hardened scratch-resistant crystal glass, these timepieces embrace a slim profile with a sunray dial. The black-plated bracelet, meticulously brushed and polished, fastens with a deployment closure. While they can handle a splash, don’t let them dive or snorkel; they prefer leisurely swims in style.
Give Them The Chop
Step into the realm of culinary wizardry with the latest veggie magician, the multifunctional veggie chopper. This kitchen sorcerer chops, dices, slices, and grates with ease. Crafted from top-notch materials, it wields stainless steel blades that can conquer any veggie or fruit. With eight interchangeable blades, it can morph into a thick-slicer, thin-dicer, shredder and more.
Flat As A Pancake
Enter the realm of space-saving magic with this flat plug power strip. With its astonishingly slim 0.35-inch design, this flat wall plug disappears into the depths behind furniture, beds, and even fridges. A 7-in-1 device, it transforms one socket into four outlets and three USB ports, allowing the charging of 7 devices simultaneously. No need for countless converters.
It’s A Kitchen Gadget-palooza!
Whether you’re starting over or just starting out, this 24-piece gadget set has all the pieces you need to whip up a variety of dishes. In a land where culinary delights reign supreme, this set tackles any cooking quest with finesse. Fear melting or rust? Fret not, for these stainless steel and nylon champions parade with endurance in the face of heat up to 350 degrees.
Control Oil On The Go
In an amusing twist on oil control, this clever volcanic stone face roller gobbles up excess shine like a hungry little monster. It’s gentle on makeup, making it an upgraded alternative to traditional blotting papers. Add its mini facial massage perks and easy T-zone targeting, and it’s perfect for those who adore mattified skin. Bonus: it’s reusable and eco-friendlier than blotting papers.
On The Strip
Meet the ultimate guardian of your gadgets! This six-outlet power strip brings the thunder with a 790-joule energy rating, guarding small appliances, phones and lamps against those pesky surges. With one transformer outlet to spare, it’s convenience personified. Keep an eye on the red “protected” LED, a shining beacon ensuring active defense against electrical chaos. No ordinary surge protector—this one’s an electrifying daredevil.