Halloween is right around the corner. You're running out of time and you need to figure out your costume like, yesterday. Luckily for you, we have the inside scoop on how costume companies make their most successful outfits every year. It's a very simple two-step process.
Step one: Think of a noun. It can be anything. Animal, vegetable, mineral — you name it.
Step two: Put the word "sexy" before it.
Sexy Laundry! Sexy Tornado! Sexy Stapler! This is how you do Halloween!
Don't believe us? Then you clearly haven't seen the latest Halloween costume that's sweeping the Internet. Enter: the Sexy Goldfish.
@rhodabee get your sexy goldfish outfit... it's Halloween!!! https://t.co/FQJetqz2OV— Megan Hunter (@Megan Hunter)1507269856.0
Nope! Here's another Sexy Goldfish costume!
2nd sexy goldfish costume I've seen now....I don't hate it https://t.co/OGjZStCurf— Bean (@Bean)1507435168.0