Shower Curtain Kicks You Out After 4 Minutes to Save Water

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Now I know that long showers can sometimes be totally necessary. If you’ve had a bad day or slept with someone you shouldn’t have, they’re great. Heck, I like to take long showers when I need to think.

That being said, taking a long shower can waste a lot of water. Now that we’ve all gone environmentally conscious, our water-usage is something that we’ve all been thinking a lot about.

And even those who don’t care at all about the environment might still need this product.

Do you live in a busy household and find that there’s always a fight in the morning for the shower? Or even if you live alone – ever find that you’re late for work because you can’t bring yourself to get out of the shower?

Well, my friend… you’ll never be late for work again, your house will be in complete harmony, and your water bill will always be less than everyone else’s.

“What, how?” I hear you splutter in amazement. This new product on Amazon is here to solve all of your shower blues.

Scroll down to learn all about this new innovative product…

And while you’re here, why not check out all of the other weird and wacky things that you can get on Amazon?

We hope that you find these handy products as awesome as we do. Just an FYI: 22Words is a participant in the Amazon affiliate program, and may receive a share of sales from links on this page.

We hope you find these products as awesome as we do. Just an FYI: We are a participant in the Amazon affiliate program, and Brainjolt may receive a share of sales from links on this page. Prices on Amazon fluctuate so anything mentioned below might change as soon we publish it!

This Nicolas Cage PIllow Case.

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This Melting Pig Steamer.

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One hundred Misprinted Pens.

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These Light-Up False Eyelashes.

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This Shaving Bib.

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These Grass Flip Flops.

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These Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches.

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This Play Suture Kit.

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This Bacon-Flavored Floss.

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This Tongue Brush for your cat.

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This Boyfriend That’s Also a Pillow.

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This 8 lb. Bag of Cereal Marshmallows.

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These Rare Two-Dollar Bills.

These two-dollar bills are rare and consecutive. They’ve never been in circulation and they will be in perfect condition when you receive them. If you’re a collector, or you don’t mind paying $20 for $10, this is for you!

This Mullet Headband.

You may not think that you need a sweatband with a mullet wig built into the back of it, but oh boy, you were mistaken…

This Full-Body Suit.

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This T-Shirt depicting a cat riding a llamacorn.

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This Gigantic Gummy Python.

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This Sushi Bazooka.

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This Female Urination Device.

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This Wall Decal of an old woman with asthma.

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This Cat Butt Tissue Holder.

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This Giant Watermelon Slicer.

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This Yodeling Pickle.

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These Jellyfish Air Plants.

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These Salt Blocks for Your Feet.

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These Chambongs.

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This Busty Dog Costume.

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This Light-Up Shower Head.

Bring the club to your shower with this LED light-changing showerhead. It has seven colors that change automatically to make your shower the most fun part of your day.

This Fanny Pack that looks like a man-belly.

The belly bag looks like the beer belly of a dad at a BBQ. This is the perfect gag gift for anyone you know. Who doesn’t love a fanny pack?

These Tiny Hands.

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This Exfoliating Foot Peel.

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This Ingrown Toenail Fixer.

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This Tongue Brush.

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These Fart Pads.

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Something called Liquid Ass.

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This Pimple Popping Toy.

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The innovative design came from the art world. British textile-based installation artist, Elizabeth Buecher, originally submitted the green-spiked/water-saving contraption as part of an exhibition. Buecher called the piece: “My Shower is a Green Warrior.”

What began as a nifty idea by one artist to get her out of the shower in the morning has become an actual thing. The design allows you 4 minutes of shower time – which gives you the opportunity to take a leisurely shower before the spikes strike! So get used to washing your hair, cleaning your bod, and brushing your teeth (just me?) in four minutes flat. Really, that’s all the time you need! Think about the planet, think about the future, think about your water bill. Frankly, I bet your bottom dollar that most homes in America will be getting one of these fitted in the next year.

You’ll be able to show it off to your friends and tell them that this very contraption, the one that’s displayed in your shower, once hung in a National gallery! It’s Art, darling… For more great products that you very well could be purchasing right now, keep scrolling… And it gets better! Each and every one of these products is under $25!