Shower Thoughts That Will Change the Way You Think About Your Entire Life

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It’s hard not to be constantly distracted these days. Between our social media, video games, TV shows, and ongoing international pen-pals, there’s always something pulling your attention. Maybe that’s why our shower thoughts are so inspired — you can’t take any of those distracting devices in the shower with you. Water ruins every one of them!

When we’re alone in the shower, just staring at the tile or shampooing our beards, we’re so often hit with a realization that can change your whole world. Here, we’ve collected some of the most inspired shower thoughts that have a very high chance of re-framing your most deeply-held views.

Or not. A lot of them are just funny little observations. But hey, those are pretty delightful themselves! Here are some of the best shower thoughts from Reddit’s /r/ShowerThoughts board.

Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in the wedding dress beforehand saved countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and will forever be a hero to all men.Yorkshire45

Everyone hates being sung happy birthday, and everyone hates singing happy birthday, so what the heck are we doing here.nicholt

Girls don’t compliment guys because they’re likely to take it non-platonically. Guys take it non-platonically because it happens so infrequently they don’t know how to handle it.belly_bell

Dads probably bond with dogs so much because, in our society, men don’t get shown a lot of affection but dogs give tons of affection regardless.bypirates_myman

11 babies have been born in Antarctica, and none of them died as infants, meaning Antarctica has the lowest infant mortality rate at zero percent.pluey200

College students don’t want to go to graduation ceremonies, but they go to please their relatives, while relatives don’t want to go but go to support the students. We should all just be honest and skip that ceremony and go out for pizza.SightlessSenshi

Apparently, a lemon is not naturally occurring and is a hybrid developed by cross breeding a bitter orange and a citron. Life never gave us lemons; we invented them all by ourselves.TripleRangeMerge

Avatar, the highest-grossing film of all time, seems to have made zero impact on culture. No one references the movie and no one really talks about it since it was released 10 years ago.SilentWalrus92

A guy named “Weird Al” has had a 40+ year long career with no allegations of sexual impropriety.BillionTonsHyperbole

The olympics is the only time when you hear “Great execution by North Korea” and it seems okay.IronPhi

Since there are 3600 seconds in an hour, and most people make less than $36.00/hr, their time is worth less than a penny per second. It’s literally worth your time to pick up a penny from the ground.ThatOneRoadie

This changes the 400m dash forever.

The syllables in “on your mark, get set, go” are a countdown.ManGood2002

Security at every level of an airport is absolutely ridiculous. Until you get to the baggage claim. Then it’s just like take whatever bag you want.PainMatrix

Coffee makes you hyper, but coffee shops are designed for people to chill, whereas alcohol is a depressant but bars and clubs are designed for people to be energetic.ybarraymapea

Why does it happen on a Sunday?

This “Spring Forward” thing would be a lot more popular if we moved the clocks ahead at 2PM on Monday.Wobbles42

The internet both almost killed off the postal service with email and then made it more needed than ever with online delivery.cinimodhtrifhtims

The spiders that live in Buckingham Palace now are probably the descendants of the spiders that lived there during Victorian times – it’s a whole parallel royal family but with spiders.tylerolo

One of the most frustrating feelings in the world is being smart enough to know there’s a better way to do something but not smart enough to invent a way to do it.Hutz_Esq

Watching a graduation ceremony is like sitting through a movie thats entirely end credits.definitelyusername

Smoking kills you, but the actual “act” of smoking is a very healthy practice – leave a stressful environment, go outside for five minutes and take deep breaths.nyquiljordan

It must suck to be an air conditioner repairman. You spend your day working in buildings that have no air conditioning. When it’s fixed and finally cool, you leave.SoDakMax

Languages are real hard to learn.

When people brokenly speak a second language they sound less intelligent but are actually more knowledgeable than most for being able to speak a second language at all.CaptainChloro

There is no physical evidence to say that today is Wednesday. We all just have to trust that someone has kept count since the first one ever.WastedTalent442

The tallest person in the world has physically experienced being the exact height of every other person in the world at some point.SilphRoadPokemon

Most people know so little that if they were transported 200 years into the past, they wouldn’t be able to invent anything any quicker.DC9Fancap

A person wearing a suit in a room of people in t-shirts is usually the most important person there. A person wearing a t-shirt in a room full of suits is more likely the most important person in the room.pikindaguy

Both concrete and glass are mostly made of sand which makes skyscrapers just really tall sandcastles.Because_Logic

If wookies have a 400 year life span, then Han Solo is basically like Chewbacca’s third dog.BookerDeWittsCarbine

We’re lucky that our bodies require sleep, otherwise our cultures would have us working 16-20 hour days.TenOunceCan

If you won the award of the first man to break two world records, that would make it 3 awards, and you win the award of first man to break 3 records, now you have infinite awards.The_Lobster_