'Shut Up, Mike' Might Just Be the Funniest Twitter Account You'll Ever See | 22 Words

Twitter can be a pretty strange place. Without the photos and features of Facebook, and a 140-character word limit, it's often used as a dumping ground for all sorts of random thoughts.

Sometimes those thoughts are funny. Other times, they're flat-out weird. The prolific account "Shut Up, Mike" always manages to be both. We don't know who "Mike" is, but we get an up-close look at the workings of his weird mind thanks to his many hilarious tweets. It's pretty clear from the tweets below that if Mike gets a thought popping into his head, it's going to be funny...and he never seems to run out of ideas.

Slow and steady...

That is NOT fun.

Just accept the premise, dude.

Fight...FIGHT!

A truly dirty job.

(Because sex)

Oh, well!

They raised the bar too high.

You're lowering property values!

Jekyll and...Drunk Jekyll.

Dress for the meal you want...

Finding beauty where others don't...

I agree with this sentiment. It's not always laziness.

You knew what that was, IE.

CRINGE

Life has a way of whittling down your expectations.

Remember the Crusades?

A strong sense of community there...

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This would drive a person mad.

Uh, he kind of is in real life, too.

The pessimist of the bunch.

But who built it?

Life's gotten a little easier, hasn't it?

Cupception

Where'd the spinach go?

Turn the convention on its head.

Poor pup. It's doing its best!

"Let's make it about me!"

Empty wallet, empty soul.

It's his schtick.

Congrats on outlasting them.

NOT HELPFUL

That makes two of us.

Check CNET first...

Time makes fools of us all.

The world is chaos.

Unprofessional, Delta.

It's a new hobby!

A painful realization.

This one's actually pretty darn clever.

Through trial and error, you'll find your sweet spot.

It makes you feel like you're doubling your value!

"I don't take the easy way out."