Sleeping next to someone is a perfectly lovely experience. You can snuggle with them! You can warm your feet up on them (if they let you)! And, if you have a bad dream, there's someone there to comfort you!
That being said, if you sleep with a snorer, you might dread bedtime. I'm not talking about the people who make a tiny little rumble in the back of their throat. I'm talking about the people who really go to town sawing logs. The ones who you could hear from a mile away. The ones who keep you up for hours and insist that they've never snored in their entire life.
I don't know if this will necessarily make you feel any better, but you're not alone. There are others out there who feel your pain. Here are there tweets.
This is impossible.
*watching husband sleep* Me: "I just love him so much, he's my everyth-" *husband snores* Me: "I can't live like this."— Stephanie Ortiz (@Stephanie Ortiz)1472356803.0
Congratulations.
Snoring is basically bragging about being asleep, so loudly, that it stops other people from sleeping. It’s like l… https://t.co/HpwJUgmaPR— Chris Ramsey (@Chris Ramsey)1535575234.0
Awww.
Snore again and I’ll smother you. --married pillow talk— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn)1421436635.0
This is smart!
My wife got a Fitbit for the sole purpose of proving how many times I wake her up in the middle of the night by snoring.— Simon Holland (@Simon Holland)1453327201.0
One small favor.
Me, crawling into bed, "Can you do me a favor?" Hubs, "OMG YES!" Me, "Let me go to sleep first so I don't have to listen to your snoring."— Lady Lawya (@Lady Lawya)1488864902.0
A taste of their own medicine.
I recorded my husband snoring and then played it back to hear it and he rolled over and said, “TURN THAT DOWN I’M TRYING TO SLEEP!”— Lady Lawya (@Lady Lawya)1540525571.0
Truth.
When my husband snores, I find it incredibly annoying. When my dog snores, I think it is just adorable. I don't believe I am alone in this.— Theo-sophy (@Theo-sophy)1541954259.0
It's a process.
Stages: Coping w Snorer 1 Nudge 2 Say "You're Snoring" 3 Roll them 4 Kick/Growl 5 Stab w pen 6 Scream TAKE THIS CUP O SUFFERING AWAY FROM ME— Amanda Mancino-Williams (@Amanda Mancino-Williams)1464239485.0
Keep that pillow handy.
[elbows loudly snoring hubs] Hey, you're snoring. H: I'm not even sleeping! M: H: [snores again] M: {fluffs sleep aid/murder weapon}— CJ (@CJ)1489394760.0
I can tell.
my future husband probably snores, I hate him already— coco (@coco)1525838307.0
It was only a dream.
I'm not saying you were snoring much it's just that I've never had such an intense dream about the local sand & gravel before-— Al Dente (@Al Dente)1489254824.0
Charge 'em up!
When you're pinning all your hopes for a good night's sleep on the life of the battery in your noise cancelling hea… https://t.co/mdwytFKyWd— Holly Cook (@Holly Cook)1488028324.0
Yeah, right.
“Me? I don’t snore.” - every person who snores for 7 hours a night— George Balekji (@George Balekji)1489783375.0
What a difference 15 years makes.
Newlyweds: “I love resting my head on your chest and hearing your heart beat as I drift off to sleep.” Married 15… https://t.co/i9e01LnZI3— SpacedMom (@SpacedMom)1523927270.0
Roll over!
Couldn’t sleep last night. Too busy rolling my husband over and over like a damn rotisserie chicken to stop him from snoring.— SpacedMom (@SpacedMom)1490708256.0
This is important.
Who cares about the genotype? This should probably be the first question, honestly.Not guilty!
4am. You are asleep again. I am awake. I am making a tape of you snoring. I will use this in court when I plead insanity.— Very Short Story (@Very Short Story)1441315236.0
It's so true.
And the other person secretly records the snoring, obviously. That's when you know it's true love.Accurate.
Mel Gibson's new film is called "Hacksaw Ridge" which I can only assume is an epic tale about a man trying to conquer my boyfriend's snoring— Sara Schaefer (@Sara Schaefer)1473259623.0
Don't forget!
Snoring: Because it's important your partner is reminded that you're an arsehole even when you're asleep— Token Geezer (@Token Geezer)1434494787.0
They're all guilty!
Are you a man? Then you probably snore! And you probably complain about it!This is very wise.
Observations on life: the loudest snorer in the room always falls asleep first.— Marlon Rebrando (@Marlon Rebrando)1430917068.0
There's always a limit.
Snoring used to really annoy me. But now I look at it as this subtle reminder that someone you love is sleeping ne… https://t.co/BfYSM2XkvZ— Lili Reinhart (@Lili Reinhart)1533015594.0
Keeping the love alive!
Who says it's hard to keep the romance alive after marriage?Wait a second.
I don’t snore & that’s final. Idc what you hear when I’m sleeping, that ain’t my business.— ѕαѕнα🧚🏽♀️ (@ѕαѕнα🧚🏽♀️)1542130196.0
They're both awful!
Hearing people snore is so irritating. 100% worse than people chewing— Morgan Zielinski (@Morgan Zielinski)1542109451.0
Busted.
First he says he doesn't snore. Then he says he doesn't steal the covers. RIIIIIIGHT https://t.co/nKd7ETXhqs— Salty Black Broad Patriot (@Salty Black Broad Patriot)1541778038.0
Of course, the snorers aren't always human.
My dog be snoring like SHE worked all damn day 🙄 https://t.co/8QaeaUs0Z9— Nived Hasd (@Nived Hasd)1542078618.0
That's a bold move.
Don't even argue with her about her snoring... record it, and send it to her in a text message. It's humbling. Trust me.— SNKRSlessHank (@SNKRSlessHank)1489418882.0
Communication is important!
Husband: *snoring* It's like he's trying to tell me something *snoring* What is it boy? *snoring intensifies* Timmy's stuck in a well?— ally (@ally)1489860324.0