SNL's Scathing 'Welcome to Hell' Skit Tells Men What Women Have Known All Along | 22 Words

In October of 2017, reports emerged that Hollywood super-producer Harvey Weinstein had sexually assaulted as many as 57 women. In the weeks that followed, the reports became more and more horrifying: Weinstein had engaged in a brutal campaign of crushing the reputations and careers of his potential accusers, had gaslighted them, and used actual spies to stalk them. As the reports about Weinstein steamrolled, more accusers came forward... this time against other notable men from other industries.

James Toback. Matt Lauer. Kevin Spacey. Russell Simmons. The list became longer and longer every day, with stomach-churning revelations the routine par for the course for each accusation: Matt Lauer had installed a button he used to close colleagues in. Russell Simmons raped 17-year-olds while Brett Ratner watched. James Toback had assaulted around 300 women.

The influx of horrific stories brought the #MeToo movement to the forefront, and had many guys wondering – "How did I not know about this?"

Turns out, they did. 

Or rather, women knew, and tried to tell men, but they consistently refused to listen or believe women. In the wake of the Weinstein revelations, however, many articles and opinion pieces have popped up with headlines asking people to do exactly that... not that it's worked. The problem with #believewomen is that people might say they want to, but when it comes down to it, they have problems doing so.

Take, for instance, actress Lena Dunham, who tweeted the usual platitudes about believing women.

Of course, the moment an actress of color, Aurora Perrineau, accused one of Dunham's own writers of sexually assaulting her when she was a teenager, Dunham backtracked and released a statement that cast doubt on the actress' claims, leading to the now infamous "hipster racist" quote by author and former Lenny writer Zinzi Clemmons.

Turns out actually believing women is, like, super hard.

Believing women is one of those rallying cry call to actions that sounds very good on paper and when you're waving your stock "I'm a feminist" card around, but it tends to not work so well in practice. See all those people voting for accused pedophile Roy Moore.

Believing women is particularly difficult when said woman is of color, or identifiably LGBTQ, as in the case of Jeffrey Tambor's accusers.

When Tambor's assistant Van Barnes accused the Transparent actor of sexual harassment, he swiftly released a statement saying:

I have never been a predator — ever. I am deeply sorry if any action of mine was ever misinterpreted by anyone as being sexually aggressive or if I ever offended or hurt anyone. But the fact is, for all my flaws, I am not a predator and the idea that someone might see me in that way is more distressing than I can express.

Then another accuser came forward – this time actress Trace Lysette, a series regular on Transparent.  Both Barnes and Lysette are trans women.

All of these factors may be the reason SNL waded into the contentious debate with a stinging new music video – "Welcome To Hell."

The living burn of a skit featured the women of SNL and guest of the night, Saoirse Ronan, and proudly declared "Welcome To Hell," a tongue-in-cheek wink at men who had no idea that the world was a crappy, crappy place for women.

During the skit, which was presented music video format, brightly dressed women pranced around a world of candy canes and clouds like Katy Perry in the video "California Girls."

Dressed in Pepto Bismal pink, actress Cecily Strong crooned, "Hey there, boys, we know the last couple months have been insane."
Aidy Bryant quickly added "All of these big, cool, powerful guys are turning out to be, what’s the word, habitual predators... And it’s like, dang, is this the world now?"

But then Strong returns with the knowledge all women have known and men have denied for so long.

"This been the damn world," Strong said. Which, of course it had. The skit continuously flashes over to moments in history when women tried to gain rights for themselves and were shut down. The Salem Witch Trials, the Suffragette Movement, the 1960's... all periods in time when women tried to make the world less crappy for themselves and failed because men.

Ronan then hones in with a parody of the horrified noises men have made in the past few months.

"Now ‘House of Cards’ is ruined, and that really sucks. Well here’s a list of stuff that’s ruined for us," she begins. The actresses then tick off a list of things that haven't been historically good for women.

Parking, walking, Uber, ponytails, bathrobes, nighttime, drinking, hotels and vans – all things that women haven't been able to enjoy due to the aforementioned sexual assaults.

"Vans!" the actresses croon. "Nothing good ever happens in a van." Indeed not. If there's one things serial killer movies and commonsense have taught us, it's that vans – particularly white vans – are not a good place for women... or children... well, pretty much anyone.

If there was one part of the skit that particularly resonated with viewers, it was the scene with actress Kate McKinnon holding keys between her knuckles.

What woman hasn't at one point walked to her doorway with her keys gripped between her knuckles for safety? It's practically Woman 101, and yet most men wouldn't recognize or understand the gesture, even though they've been told again, again, and again. So while "Welcome to Hell" has been hailed as the new anthem for women everywhere, let's hope it reaches the people who actually need to watch it – men. And let's hope that when they watch it, they take yet another small step towards understanding what it means to be a woman living in a man's world – or, by any other word – hell. Welcome.