Someone Matched With 'Bill the Handyman' on Tinder and Shared Their Hilarious Conversation | 22 Words

Tinder is hardly ever a source of heartwarming stories that will restore people's faith in humanity. In fact, the quick-swipe dating app is often a place wherein you'll discover the worst in people - creepy unwanted comments, bizarre displays of aggression, it's all there. If you're looking for a reliably positive interaction, it's probably best to look elsewhere.

But one profile has gone viral this week - for all the right reasons? Still on the hunt for the man of your dreams? Look no further: meet Bill.

First launched in 2012, Tinder revolutionized the dating scene.

It worked on a location-based search, finding available singles with the app in your immediate area. Tinder hugely streamlined the way we date.

The app allows you to build a pretty minimal profile.

It keeps the information that you can provide to a minimum and makes the process super visual. Based on whether someone likes what they see, they can swipe either right or left, yes or no.

The swiping process can be a little hypnotic.

Some have criticized the way that Tinder is set up as it makes dating feel more like a game than a way to initiate real human interaction.

When two people swipe right for each other, they're set up as a match.

We imagine this would give us a major self-esteem boost. It's probably all quite addictive.

And thus the cycle continues.

The seemingly endless swiping process has totally changed the way that we date - both online and in real life.

In fact, many wish that other life decisions came with the same process.

It now seems that simply approaching people IRL is off the table, and all flirting has to take place within the confines of an app.

This can cause problems.

Many people on Tinder feel safely hidden behind their profile and they think that they can get away with things that they'd never do in the real world.

Flirting can go from zero to one hundred pretty quick.

Many feel less inhibited through their screens than they do when actually speaking to someone, which can lead to some fairly cringe-worthy interactions.

There's another major issue with Tinder, too.

It reduces people's entire selves down to a few pictures and a couple of sentences. This can make Tinder seem like a pretty superficial way to judge whether you "like" someone or not.

Many view Tinder as a place to hook up rather than to date.

The lack of emotional connection and values can make Tinder seem quite shallow. It also seems to bring out the vain and judgemental sides of its users.

Behavior on Tinder is often a little questionable.

In fact, many on the internet now look to Tinder as the place to view the worst of humanity.

Many users are accused of not being totally honest.

The gap between dating expectations and the reality of what typically goes down on Tinder can make you despair a little for romance.

Many dislike the open nudity that often presents itself on the app.

If you aren't into constantly being pestered for - and with - nudes, online dating might be best avoided.

But it's not just about how we present ourselves.

It's also about how we interact with one another. The idea that people are a kind of commodity in the realm of mobile-dating can be a little bit frightening when you think about it.

It's safe to say that Tinder doesn't tend to bring out the best in us.

In fact, some are a little fearful of the impact that these types of dating apps could end up having on the way that we interact with one another.

One particular profile has recently gone viral.

It seems to encapsulate the many things that are wrong with Tinder all in one go - which is actually quite impressive, in a really depressing way...

Meet Bill.

This sixty-nine (geddit) year old "Handy Man" has been taking the internet by storm for having the most amazingly hilarious Tinder profile out there.

His bio is a work of art.

"I'm a single attractive [sic] man looking for a woman to cook me supper," Bill begins.

He seems to have some pretty "traditional" views.

"I ain't got time for no games because I work and only have time for hanky panky ok."

And he has some pretty high standards.

"The woman I chose must be fisically fit too, because I am pretty much a clisedale ok."

There are some things Bill won't budge on.

"I don't want kids so don't be asking me to make you a baby Karen."

Hey, he knows what he likes.

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"Macironi and cheese is my favorite food but not Kraft ok."

Bill has some strong musical opinions, too.

"Hall and Oates make good music." Each to their own, hey?

But even better than his bio?

It has to be his profile pictures. Bill is truly a talented model!

And Bill is thicc.

You've got to admire a man with confidence.

Some conversations with the elusive Bill have also surfaced.

And it seems he's just as funny one-on-one.

You've got to hand it to Bill.

He knows exactly what he wants - and he's not afraid to stand up for himself.

And if you thought Bill was the worst?

Eagle-eyed profile viewers also noticed that Bill may not be as loyal a partner as you'd hope.

And some made this point.

Perhaps Bill is actually a genius?

Either way, Bill has brought some light to the dark, dark world of Tinder.

And for that, we have to thank him (and his incredible t-shirt). Want to see a Tinder exchange which is less amusing? Scroll on for one woman's incredible response to her online dating fat-shaming.