Stock photos are often just, well, kind of weird.
Luckily, the Twitter account @darkstockphotos exists to point out all the weird and disturbing stock photos out there.
Some of these are straight up bonkers.Others might take you a second to figure out what's going on. And others, still, just make no sense no matter how long you stare at them.
via: TwitterCall me crazy, but I don't think this is how surgery is supposed to work. I love that the expression of the guy in the middle is like, "Oh shucks! Caught again by murderous surgeons!"
Stick 'em up
via: TwitterWhy are this kid's grandparents smiling wildly while he points a gun at them? Is this some sort of cult? Blink once for yes, twice for no.
via: TwitterI remember the good ol' days when we would all sit on the couch. Dad would drink a giant glass of vodka, I would watch TV, and mom would smoke crack in the middle.
via: TwitterFolks, believe me when I say it only gets weirder from here on out. The next one is tragic on so many levels.
Texting while driving
via: TwitterIf you text while you drive, you will run over a child who just wanted to get their ball from the middle of the street. Can't you hear them yelling?!
via: TwitterOK, so from what I gather, there's a fight going on in the school hallway and no one's doing anything to stop it. In fact, one kid is videotaping it to play for his friends later. Cool.
via: TwitterI bet the people who invented the face swap technology never anticipated that it would be used for evil like this. Who needs this stock photo?!?!!
via: TwitterI think this is a metaphor. I don't know what it's a metaphor for, but it has to be a metaphor because it doesn't make sense otherwise.
via: Twitter"You ever get to the point where the job just doesn't fulfill you anymore? I've killed 19 people, but I think the spark is gone. It just doesn't thrill me like it used to." The next one is truly unexplainable.
via: TwitterIs this woman being held hostage in an empty office building? Is this a Die Hard situation? Perhaps Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson can come save her.
via: TwitterContrary to what it looks like, this isn't actually a baby thief. The baby is just so sensitive to sound, so her dad covered his mouth to prevent his breathing from waking her up. It's really a wholesome photo.
Cry for help
via: TwitterWell, there's no sugar-coating this photo. This guy has a gun. I don't know why he's so upset, though. He has a very lovely home.
via: TwitterI have three questions about this photo: WHAT? WHY? WHYYYYYYYY THOUGH?
via: TwitterI! Just! Don't! Know! Anymore! The next one is confusing, but like, in an awesome way.
via: TwitterThat's what you get for riding bicycles instead of Segways, like this brilliant murderer on the left. Oh yeah, she 100 percent murdered those cyclists.
via: TwitterWas just thinking that I needed to buy a loaf of bread and some lettuce to put my foot in. It looks comfy.
via: TwitterLet's be honest, Tim, you're just playing the role of a cannibal. Everyone knows this isn't how you cook and prepare human. You're a poser, Tim. Admit it.
There's a gun in my spaghetti!
via: TwitterHonestly, I eat so fast I didn't even realize it was there until it went off and shattered the restaurant's aquarium.
via: Twitter"Please, ax murderer, please! Just kill us, so we don't have to look at any more of these stupid stock photos!" Share this with someone who needs a laugh!