You know when you're trying to fall asleep and your brain randomly remembers all the most embarrassing things you've ever done in your entire life? It's kind of the worst.
You may have gone years without remembering that time you totally blanked on someone's name, or waved at a stranger on the street who was actually waving to someone behind you or fell flat on your face in front of a crowd of people. But your subconscious definitely did not forget. Right as you're drifting off to sleep, it'll remind you of the most cringe-worthy moments of your entire life. Good luck getting to sleep after that.
On the bright side, I bet most of your embarrassing moments probably weren't caught on camera. That's more than can be said for a lot of the people on this list. While other people's embarrassment may make you cringe, you can at least rest assured that your discomfort is nowhere near as intense as their own.
A trip to the dentist.
MY DENTIST ASKED HIS ASSISTANT TO SUCTION (THE WATER OUT OF MY MOUTH)BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING TO ME SO I SUCKED HIS FINGER. IM MORTIFIED— Sarah Lyons (@Sarah Lyons)1483475823.0
Someone just said hi to me and reached behind me to grab something and I thought they were going in for a hug so I… https://t.co/0EqdjLtSyc— jasmine ✨ (@jasmine ✨)1546612581.0
Sit down!Don't worry. It's not like you were on TV when you did this very embarrassing thing! Oh. Wait.
Cheek to cheek.
last night I thought this dude was going in for a cheek kiss when he was actually just leaning in to hear my name a… https://t.co/pXBINXXjQe— Emilie Sobel (@Emilie Sobel)1550757163.0
i was so high that i thought gpa meant grade point average and then i realized she meant her grandpa who is dead https://t.co/Uyw1P9KK3Z— james (@james)1456097360.0
3 years ago, a cute guy I worked with wanted to give me a fist bump...I thought he was pretending to hold an invisi… https://t.co/mp8xRNOFxw— megan (@megan)1538624302.0
Excuse me...?I will grant you that the checkout lines at Trader Joe's are a little awkward, and the parking lots are always the worst. But I truly do not understand how you thought a cart full of groceries was filled with sale items. This one is on you, friend.
Dear old dad.
@Austin_James74 I sent a friend request to this guy I fancied on Facebook, he had a very distinctive name. There wa… https://t.co/BRp01nWu0Y— Jizz Cabbage (@Jizz Cabbage)1538832641.0
@Austin_James74 Went to pick up a delivery order. As the girl behind the counter handed me my food, my brain got co… https://t.co/90TkKjofE9— Weird Al (@Weird Al)1538837239.0
OH MY GOD I ACCIDENTALLY TEXTED MY MOM A PIC OF SID CROSBY SAYING "dAMN MY MAN THICCC ". I HATE MYSELF https://t.co/TafwuPyrzi— zach ary (@zach ary)1483141109.0
Didn't see that one coming.
@TheMomoftheHour @jeffreyd @Austin_James74 I’m a pizza delivery driver, and I was delivering to an older lady that… https://t.co/bvxtnniK9v— •Britt• (@•Britt•)1539066035.0
Dear old dad (again).
@Austin_James74 Another one. I was 14 and my friend an I were walking along the street and some pervy looking middl… https://t.co/BJhLfWLCyA— Jizz Cabbage (@Jizz Cabbage)1538890122.0
Good morning I just accidentally texted my dad a link to an adult baby Reddit https://t.co/j6VioI7LB9— ☀ kyle ☀ (@☀ kyle ☀)1494956273.0
My mum has mortified me, tells me to ring up “mr Lyon to change my dentist appointment” end up ringing Belfast zoo… https://t.co/XDB3RfslxK— Em Mason (@Em Mason)1554127466.0
@Austin_James74 I work in a well known restaurant in london, some girls asked me for a photo outside so i stood out… https://t.co/QOmpqj0qQQ— befffanny (@befffanny)1538837201.0
@Austin_James74 I thought my sister was behind me in line at the checkout. Her stuff was really close to mine on th… https://t.co/UI6YzC5jiK— Jamie (@Jamie)1538992830.0
Kissing cousins.You owe your dad big time. Also, you clearly need to keep better track of your cousins. Do you not have a Facebook?
That's a lot of Ranch.
So a couple days ago, one of my coworkers accidentally let 22 quarts of ranch dressing slip out of her hand... https://t.co/cMDwUAqfOZ— G (@G)1552937679.0
Not gonna cut it.
went to class today really thinking i had grabbed my computer off the kitchen counter https://t.co/tVirXyEOS1— Abby Dermody (@Abby Dermody)1539113511.0
Kiss and crash.
@Austin_James74 As I drove out of the petrol station I noticed a really good looking lad filling up his car. For so… https://t.co/cVnn0qZlyd— HELEN (@HELEN)1538927630.0
I was on tinder and accidentally swiped left on a guy I had a HUGE crush on and I obviously wanted to match him, so… https://t.co/ZPpFFozxsH— breezy (@breezy)1545450874.0
my brother sent me this video of him long time ago and i’m so glad I found it again 😭😭💀💀💀💀 https://t.co/2mbSUNsn7r— 𝚢𝚊𝚛𝚊 (@𝚢𝚊𝚛𝚊)1517713142.0
Don't call us. We won't call you.
I have got to be the dumbest guy ever https://t.co/UKDF4JUdiZ— jona.ttv (@jona.ttv)1539371194.0
My friend lied on his cv that he mastered the piano at age 15 and now he's been asked if he can play for the board of directors on friday.— Björn Ironside (@Björn Ironside)1472658267.0
OK SO DID I DO SOMETHING TO OFFEND THE WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHER? https://t.co/Fc041Bofkk— Mike Tague (@Mike Tague)1510366218.0
Have a good baby.
My coworker is pregnant and they passed a card around and I didn't know what to write so I just put HAVE A GOOD BABY TANYA— chip malfunction (@chip malfunction)1374959550.0
I'm pretty sure they don't even know each other #FinalsWeek https://t.co/CW02z2ndBc— StrandMan (@StrandMan)1494270250.0