Listen: we all make mistakes in life. I've been known to walk into a wall every now and then. So we can't get too sassy when someone makes a hilarious mistake on the internet. That being said, some goof-ups deserve to be seen, enjoyed, and mocked appropriately. Lucky for you, we have located one of those absolutely perfect moments of sheer stupidity that makes us all feel a little bitter better about our intellect.

Of course, the best circumstances for a person to completely forget how to use their brain is when it comes to pregnancy. Right? You'll have a hard time containing your laughter when you see what this boyfriend thought was a pregnancy test. He may have been freaking out, but his girlfriend was too busy cracking up to set him straight. Join me, my friends, in experiencing this moment that will make you feel like a dang genius.

The picture that started it all.

This whole saga starts with nothing more than a fever, and a girl who sent a picture to her boyfriend.

Vanessa Marie was so frustrated with her fever that she texted a picture of her thermometer to boyfriend Izaak Torres.

He 100% misinterpreted it. Oh, yeah. He thought that was a pregnancy test. Wowsers bowsers buddy.

Now let's be fair...

She did send the text at 4 a.m. and Torres claims it was just the exhaustion that confused him. Suuuuure.

Gotta sling that content.

Of course, Marie immediately had to share this online because something so hilarious cannot be kept to oneself. It's golden.

The internet loves it.

Of course, the internet could not stay quiet about this one, and we've got some of the most quality responses curated here for your viewing pleasure. Be forewarned: Torres is going to need some ice for these burns.

Maybe he thought the 100 meant 100%?

This tweet is a work of literature.

As per usual the punsters came out.

The only fever this birth control is helping is a baby fever.

Who allowed this level of hilarity?

We are honest to god dead.

Other people wanted to get in on the joke.

How many babies are you having? I'm at a healthy 98.6.

Of course, some people had to take it seriously.

Y'all, they're obviously not interested in a kid. Chill.

Vanessa ain't afraid to set the record straight though.

No babies right now.

Some people may have taken things a bit too seriously.

Sure, he made a stupid mistake but it was 4 a.m. and he had a moment of panic. Chill out.

Torres isn't upset over it.

"I honestly don’t care what anyone says. Me and my girl have a great relationship and we are strong and we posted this for people to find it funny but not blow it out of proportion," he says.

Vanessa just wants to keep it light too.

She thought the whole thing was hilarious and doesn't care about the online haters.

We're rooting for this cute couple.

via: Instagram

The couple that laughs together stays together, so kudos to Izaak and Vanessa.