People have gone a little crazy trying to “hack” their lives.
At this point, there are life hacks all over the Internet.
But are all life hacks *good*?
The answer is no.
And Twitter users @jessmcguire and @takeashite have scoured some truly ridiculous magazines for the worst life hacks they could find.
They uncovered some true gems.
Don’t try these anywhere!
PSA: Used tea bags do not make great hand warmers. They get cold so quickly.
Oh yeah, just go to the park with foil on your shoes like a crazy person. That’s totally normal and not weird at all!
Put a lid on it
If you pour a mug of tea and then decide you need another half an hour, just put a lid on your mug.
It won’t keep it very warm, but it will look ridiculous.
Instead of using your fancy forks and knives, destroy them and store them in a glass.
It looks great and not at all just like broken cutlery in a cup.
The next one is so sad.
Just use some string as a belt! It’ll look great, and you definitely won’t look like an orphan from Oliver Twist.
Cut the rope off your jump rope and just use the handles and your imagination.
It won’t be sad at all.
Use the foil from your packaged pies as coasters.
Then just throw the pie on the ground because there’s no place for it now.
This is maybe the creepiest thing I’ve ever seen.
And I just saw Hereditary.
Hey Granny, your grandkids hate that cereal. Guaranteed.
The next woman might be an actual crazy person.
Hey, I mean, making yourself seem like a crazy person to avoid salesmen at your door is effective.
But it might not be something you want to share with people.
If you don’t have a GPS or a smartphone with a maps app, you’re not living in this century.
Of any idea that there is in the world, this might be the worst.
The worst idea that exists. We found it, folks. It’s right here.
Speaking of sanitary napkins…
Do you just have so many sanitary napkins that you don’t know what to do?!
Use them willy-nilly to clean your bathroom even though they’re super expensive.
This isn’t funny. This can’t be serious. This has to be a joke. Right?
The next one returns to the land of women’s sanitary products.
I feel so bad for the women who work at the magazine who are forced to model these terrible hacks.
You can see it in their eyes. They don’t want to be doing this.
Washing machine fruit bowl
Or, I have another wild suggestion.
You could just buy a fruit bowl.
Yeah, because real breasts are lumpy and grainy just like sacks of rice.
This is insane.
Toilet roll safe
Well thanks, Jackie, now everyone knows!
But also, don’t do this. It’s weird.
Cereal box corners
This is absurd. You don’t want every corner in your house to be covered with Corn Flakes boxes. Your house would look insane.
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