Who doesn’t love the quintessential 80s show, Golden Girls? There’s so much to love! Between Sophia’s sass, Blanche’s Southern charm, Dorothy’s dry humor, and Rose’s spacey humor. There’s nothing quite as exciting as hearing the opening lyrics to the theme song — it just fills you with such joy! And then when the actual show starts up? There’s nothing better! If you, like us, are just as obsessed with Dorothy, Rose, Blanche, and Sophia, you’ve got to scroll through this insane list of Golden Girls-themed products. Fifty different Golden Girls-inspired or themed gifts that you can give to your fellow Golden Girls or you can just keep for yourself!
Get the Entire Set
Rewatch every episode in all of its with this boxed set glory! There are so many great moments to remember and so many great episodes you can watch your way through. Spend a Saturday morning curled up on the sofa, enjoying the wonderful talent, hilarious jokes, and moving moments.
The Coolest Spoons Ever
This set of kitchen spoons isn’t just cute; they’re also complete with your character’s favorite expression! You can use them to stir up a big pot of something so good you’ll want to take your clothes off and make love to it, as Sophia says. Or super loudly, no judgment here!
If You Want More Than Spoons
This set has more than just beautiful spoons; it also comes with a Golden Girls apron, a pot holder, an oven mitt, a fridge magnet, and some great spoons to remind you of your favorite ladies. This would make a great gift! One reviewer even said, “I bought this as a housewarming gift for a friend and she loves it!”
Bring the Humor
Sure, the ladies are funny on their own, but they can be even funnier with this “thug life” blanket. It feels like this blanket really captures Sophia’s energy — she’s a hardcore lady that doesn’t take crap from anyone and this blanket models that energy. And keeps you cozy at the same time!
A Throw with a Great Message
This blanket says it all, doesn’t it? Enjoy watching your boxed set of DVDs while you’re curled up under this cozy cover. Or buy it for a friend that needs a little reminder of the greatest role models of the 80s — sometimes, we could all use a little extra motivation!
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This Magnet Makes Things Very Clear
There’s no guesswork necessary when it comes to the state of your dishes when you’ve got this dishwasher magnet, all you have to do is look for Rose or Blanche’s smiling faces to know if your dishes are clean or dirty (or, you know, read, but that’s not as fun).
The Golden Saints
The Blessed Saints of Miami; Rose, Blanche, Sophia, and Dorothy. Let them stand in for your favorite Catholic saints to bring you curiosity, joy, sass, and straightforwardness (or some other combination of their killer characteristics). Maybe even sing the theme song as you light these sacred candles to bring you strength.
Your New Favorite Party Game
Sophia’s infamous giant glasses shouldn’t be that hard to pin on her face, but try doing it blindfolded after you’ve been spun around. This makes a great game for any party, but especially for your next bachelorette party with your favorite ladies (or a big Golden Girls-themed bash).
Wear Your Preference with Pride
This shirt wins! Hands down, it’s the best graphic tee we’ve seen because it manages to succinctly explain exatly who you should be in our opinion. It’s a cute, cheeky way to express your love for the show and your preference for characters, loudly and proudly.
Cozy Up with the Girls
Represent your favorite ladies no matter the time of day with these super comfortable pajamas. They’re far more modest than what Blanche usually sleeps in, we would even go so far as to say these would get the Dorothy stamp of approval on the appropriate-scale.
Put Your Best Foot Forward
Show off your love of Golden Girls whenever you possibly can with these Crocs charms. Only eagle-eyed fans will spot these adorable Easter eggs on your feet, but that’s a great way to find your new friends — if they notice the charms, you know you’ll be friends well into your Shady Pines years.
Stick to Your Fan Base
Stickers are a girl’s best friend, and there are more stickers in this pack than you’ll know what to do with so you’ll be set for life. Or, at least until you embrace your inner Rose and share these with your very own golden girls.
Your New Favorite Makeup Bag
Every one of the ladies would approve of this terrific makeup bag. It will keep your shadows, liners, and brushes right where you need them in an easy-to-reach place. It’s a great size for fitting down into your purse so you can grab it and go when you’re in a hurry.
Test Your Golden Girls Knowledge
Go toe-to-toe with even the toughest of Golden Girls fans with this Trivial Pursuit game. Enjoy a rousing trivia game that keeps you on your toes. A whopping 78% of reviewers give this game a 5-star rating, so you know this is going to be a good one you need for your game cabinet!
The Most Adorable Socks
These ankle socks are so cute and just the right size for rocking your favorite grandma shoes in Miami. And you’ve got one pair for all five weekdays. You’ll just have to embrace the Florida vibes and rock flip-flops for the other two days of the week!
Take Some Golden Selfies
You can use these excellent props at your next party in your Golden Girls photo booth, or you can use them all on your own to really beef up your already awesome selfies. One reviewer loved these props so much that they said, simply, “These are perfect!!”
Who Ate the Last Piece of Cheesecake?
The fun doesn’t have to end when your episode is over! And while it would probably be funnier to try and find out who killed Stanley, this Golden Girls game of Clue is a little more family-friendly and a little more on-theme with the Golden Girls themselves.
The T-Shirt Almost 1,000 Reviewers Love
Almost 1,000 reviewers love this shirt, leaving it a 5-star rating. And who can blame them? It’s such a fun, classic way to rep your favorite ladies, and it comes in nine different color choices so you can pick what works best for your style.
“Picture it…” a Great Drinking Game!
These shot glasses are a terrific option for your next Golden Girls-watching event. Use these to take a shot whenever you hear your favorite ladies say their best lines. When Sophia says, “Picture it, Sicily…”? Take a shot! Dorothy mentions Stanley? Shot! Blanche mentions sex? Shot! Rose mentions St. Olaf? Another shot! Proceed with caution!
The Ultimate Golden Girls Puzzle
88% of reviewers are loving this puzzle! They’ve left this product five stars all the way, and it doesn’t get much better than that. This is a great way to spend a lazy Saturday afternoon whether you’re with your golden gals or all on your own.
Picture it, a Plant!
I like the idea of planting a small cactus in Sophia’s head — it’s as stubborn and prickly as she can be! But it’s also beautiful and will always be there for you (as long as you don’t over-water it, of course). This Sophia planter is a must-have for fans of the show.
Tell the Office How You Really Feel
This cute mug would make the perfect office accessory. You can easily tell your coworkers just what sort of mood you’re in so they know not to mess with you. Whether you’re a tea or a coffee drinker, this twenty-ounce cup is going to hold all the beverage you need!
Give This Frame to Your Golden Gals
Over 1,000 reviewers have loved this frame, leaving it a 5-star rating! It’s the perfect gift for your gals after one of your infamous girl’s trips (bonus points if it was to Miami!) or as a way for you to immortalize the girl’s trip for yourself!
The Best Mug Ever!
If you’re looking for an easy way to embrace your love for the best character on the show (that’s right! We said it!), this mug is it! Show the world you love the sassiest of ladies in all of Miami with this twenty-ounce ceramic mug.
Don’t Let Sweaty Drinks Get You Down
Coasters are an absolute lifesaver, and they’re notoriously known as an old lady item in my household. So, these coasters feel like the perfect sort of thing to have around the house to subtly express my undying love for some of the best old ladies out there.
Carry Your Love with You
Totes are the easiest way to show the world where your heart lies, and what better tote than one that’s got every one of the Golden Girls and in the cutest, most 80s-themed colors and shapes you can imagine? This tote is a must-have for fans of the show!
Some Cool Coolies
Keep your hands warm and your drinks cold with these adorable coolies! If you’re looking for some awesome goody bag items for your next Golden Girls party, or you’re just looking for more cool Golden Girls merch, these coolies that over 80% of reviewers loved, are the answer!
Bring the Show to Your Kitchen
Hand towels are one of my favorite ways to show off my mood, the things I love, and sometimes even both! These hand towels are an easy way to express yourself and your love for the show subtly and stylishly which just adds a little flair and fun.
Your New Favorite Mug
This mug is one of the best I’ve seen. It’s not too big, not too small, you can keep just what you need in this cup whether that’s the sort of stiff, medicinal drink that Sophia enjoys or the sort of peaceful and delicious cup of tea that Rose likes.
Are You a Dorothy?
Whether you’re a Dorothy, Sophia, Blanche, or Rose, these fabulous stemless wine glasses will let you express yourself in just the right way. Over 80% of reviewers are in love with these glasses, which sounds lioke a terrific reason to add these to your Golden Girls collection!
Have the Ultimate Golden Girls Party
It doesn’t matter if you’re having a Golden Girls birthday party, a GG bachelorette, or just a fun, everyday Golden Girls event, this party kit has everything you need to get the party started! It comes complete with napkins, plates, cups, and a table cloth for your special day.
Pretty much everything is a Monopoly game now, but I get it! It’s such a great game and one that the whole family can play together, and this one is themed with everyone’s favorite golden oldies! And what’s better than that? 89% of reviewers give the game five stars.
The Ultimate 80’s Wine Glasses
If you’re looking for wine glasses that aren’t just cool but extra cool, these stemless wine glasses are for you! You can embrace that awesome 80s funk without being too over-the-top and, of course, featuring the best foursome out there; Blanche, Sophia, Rose, and Dorothy.
Wish Them a Happy Golden Birthday
Tell the people in your life, “thank you for being a friend,” while also reminding them just how close to a move to Shady Pines they’re getting. This birthday card is one of my favorites, and I keep it on hand to give to everyone I haven’t given it to yet.
The Best Deck of Cards
I love this deck of cards so much! I actually sort of collect cards from all sorts of places and all sorts of shows and movies I love. One reviewer can’t get enough of them, saying “These are the cutest cards… They have the cutest colors and designs, They’re not flimsy and they’re great quality.”
A Wonderful Ornament
Picture it! Christmas in Miami and Sophia hanging from your tree. This little Golden Girls ornament is a great way to show your love of the show year-round in a subtle way. Almost 1,500 reviewers left this ornament a 5-star rating with one saying, “This is the coolest thing!” We agree!
Never Miss a Date
If you’re the Rose in your group, you’re always busy and always working with a full dance card. This wall calendar can keep you, and your dates, organized while also reminding you of your favorite ladies. And a whopping 93% of reviewers love this calendar just as much as we do!
“Shady Pines, Ma!”
Imagine your future! I don’t know about you, but I would love to live in Shady Pines with three of my best friends. It seems pretty glamorous and fun if I’m honest. And while that’s probably not in my future, I can pretend it is with this awesome snow globe!
Bring the Girls to Your Kiddos
Golden Girls might not be appropriate for your little ones, but these toys are! Give your kid’s the gift of Sophia, Rose, Blanche, and Dorothy with these Little People figurines. Or keep them for yourself and use them to decorate your room or your office.
You Can Never Have Too Many Mugs!
Embrace the shade with this Shady Pines mug. In my personal opinion, you can never have too many mugs. Use this as an opportunity to show off your love for the best show in the 80s and some of the best actors of all time, if we’re honest.
The Cutest Tiki Cups
Have you ever seen cups this cute? These are so adorable and fit the perfect personalities of the women of Golden Girls. These make a great addition to your show-themed paraphernalia and also a wonderful gift for your GG-obsessed friends (if you’re into sharing, that is).
You Need These Fun Pins
Cute enamel pins are one of the coolest ways to show your allegiance to one fandom or the other. You can add them to your bag, to a display board, or to your clothes. These stylized portraits of the funniest women add style and fun to whatever you decide to pin them on.
Represent the Pines
Do you work there? Do you live there? Do you just want to be there? Either way, this fun t-shirt gives you the opportunity to represent your favorite assisted living home out there and the fabulous women that live there. And with reviews like this, “These shirts couldn’t be more perfect!!” you can’t afford not to get it.
Picture It! Your New Favorite Shirt.
If you, like me, are a huge Sophia plan, you need this shirt! It speaks to Sophia’s best quote and her constant reminiscence. Over 80% of reviewers are loving this shirt, all leaving it a 5-star rating, so you know it’s got to be the shirt for you!
You Need This Fun Pot
I don’t even need to tell you what plant you should put in this pot. You already know that you’ve got to plant a rose in this bad boy (or golden girl)! This would look wonderful on a shelf, your mantle, or even your desk at work.
Take the Girls to Work Day
This lunchbox is a fun and exciting way to bring the Golden Girls with you wherever you go, though I recommend using it as a work lunchbox. And at least one of the 80% of 5-star reviewers feels the same way, writing, “I love the Golden Girls! Perfect size for a lunchbox for work.”
Sophia, as you know by now, is my very favorite character. She’s so sassy and straightforward and funny. What’s not to love? Picture it! This Pop! doll sitting on your desk to really give your office space that fun flair that will put a smile on your face.
Sweet, silly Rose (awesome, super cool, Betty White!). She’s such a fun and goofy character, and this Pop! doll really reflects that. The box that this series of dolls comes in brings those 80s Miami vibes we all know and love from our favorite show.
The sassy, sexy, Southern belle, Blanche! She deserves this gorgeous, brilliant red doll — it captures her essence pretty perfectly, doesn’t it? This doll would be cooler if you could press a button and she gave some of Blanche’s best lines, but I think she’s pretty awesome anyways!
We can’t forget Dorothy! Dorothy is, unarguably, the heart of the show. Bea Arthur’s leading, husky-voiced character stole everyone’s hearts and continues to steal the hearts of new generations. This little doll does a great job of conveying the quiet, loving judgment Dorothy was so known for.