Amazon is the perfect place to find a host of practical products, whether you’re in the market for a new set of pots and pans, or just stocking up on AAA batteries.
But just scratch the surface, and Amazon is host to some of the strangest products that you’ll see online. From inexplicable wall decals to insane-but-brilliant inventions, we’ve gathered together thirty-six of the weirdest things that you can buy on Amazon, including a few that you’ll probably want immediately.
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Your clubbing outfits deserve these LED light-up false eyelashes! They change into seven colors with the help of a wearable controller that fits right over your ear.
If you are, or you live with, a guy who shaves, this shaving bib is a perfect product. It has suction cups that stick right onto the mirror and catch every tiny hair that falls.
You could be grossed out by the prospect of buying a pair of real live cockroaches on the Internet, or you could name them Simon and Garfunkel and give them all the kisses.
I don’t know that there is anyone in the world who really wants bacon-flavored floss, which is why you should buy it right now and give it to someone that you want to confuse.
As if cat people needed another reason to get closer to their furry friends. This spiky tongue will make your kitty purr, and your cat will love you even more than she already does.
The best part of Lucky Charms are the marshmallows, so why even deal with the healthy wheat bits when you can just have a whole entire bowl of the sweet stuff? And, by bowl, I mean eight whole pounds. Of marshmallows.
These two-dollar bills are rare and consecutive. They’ve never been in circulation and they will be in perfect condition when you receive them. If you’re a collector, or you don’t mind paying $20 for $10, this is for you!
Someday, you will need a skin-tight full-body spandex suit, and you don’t want to be caught without one when the time comes. This one comes in seven colors, so you can dress as the whole rainbow!
Yes, that is a llama with a unicorn horn and a cat on its back. And a rainbow in the background. And UFOs. Don’t worry about it. Just wear it everywhere.
The sushi bazooka has a fun name, but, unfortunately, you don’t use it to shoot sushi into the sky. You do, however, put the rice and the fillings inside to form the perfect sushi roll. It comes with an instructional e-book and a sushi mat, too!
The Go Girl allows women to pee while standing up. It fits in your purse or your glove compartment and is perfect for those public restroom debacles and side of the road emergencies.
Maybe you’re lonely. Maybe you just like the decor. Whatever it is, this giant wall decal of an elderly woman breathing into her inhaler is here for you.
Himalayan salt is supposed to have healing and detoxifying properties, hence these salt blocks for your feet. They’re supposed to ease your aches and pains.
We thought that this world was complete. But then we saw this Marilyn Monroe knock-off dog costume and saw this hilarious little bulldog with boobs. And now the world is complete.
Bring the club to your shower with this LED light-changing showerhead. It has seven colors that change automatically to make your shower the most fun part of your day.
Many people forget that you have to clean your tongue regularly, but you do! This pack of four tongue cleaners will rid your mouth of nasty bacteria and help keep your chompers clean!
We all have gas sometimes. These Subtle Butt patches use charcoal to filter your stinky farts. They are discreet and they adhere right to your undergarments.
If you are a fan of the super gross, super satisfying hobby of pimple popping, this toy will be heaven for you. You can refill it with fake pimple pus and enjoy popping over and over again.