Have you ever seen The Omen? How about The Bad Seed? Joshua? Basically, there is no shortage of horror movies that center around evil demon children, and they exist for very good reason. Many children are creepy beyond belief. Even if they are not going around making their caretakers jump off of the roof of the house for them, there are many kids who seem to have some sort of weird connection to the paranormal world.
Kids are most likely to say these weird, super creepy things when they are young and definitely shouldn't know things about their deceased relatives they have never met or future plane crashes that have not happened yet, for example. I don't know what it is about kids, but they often know things they should not, and it is beyond insane when they come out and say these things with their creepy little kid voices.
Well, this GIF is going to haunt my nightmares.
People who interact with kids, what is the single weirdest/creepiest thing a kid has ever said to you? It's Saturda… https://t.co/f0bZGKqhzb— ❄Mikki Kendall❄ (@❄Mikki Kendall❄)1517097611.0
Man in the red jacket
@Karnythia Walking with my 2-yo in a cemetery by our house. She says “mommy, who is that man in the red jacket by t… https://t.co/kP7Puu3M2A— Kate, Sometimes a Gloomy 👻 (@Kate, Sometimes a Gloomy 👻)1517105746.0
Polish nursery rhymes
@Karnythia When my son was 3, he started singing a Polish nursery rhyme that my husband’s grandmother used to sing… https://t.co/JJaQF1vjBl— Alison Skap (@Alison Skap)1517151565.0
@Karnythia My daughter was about 5 when she says you’re the best mommy I ever had. I said I’m the only mommy you’ve… https://t.co/SfsQAWDx7K— MsScarybe🎃👻🧛🏿♀️ (@MsScarybe🎃👻🧛🏿♀️)1517099297.0
@Karnythia 1991. Worked at pediatricians office. Screening a 5y/o for therapy. He lived in the country, no friends,… https://t.co/4h1PtfwLvx— Cricket (@Cricket)1517160282.0
@Karnythia I was hiking alone in the woods with my son who was 7. It was eerie quiet. Out of nowhere he says “The woods demand a sacrifice.”— YOUNG MT (@YOUNG MT)1517107697.0
@Karnythia I was was watching a prek class while the teacher was out and this little girl walked up to my belly poi… https://t.co/5jrLGG5jmV— kita (@kita)1517115694.0
Reading with Grandma
@Karnythia When my daughter was 2 I found her under the table with one of my husband’s old children’s books, turnin… https://t.co/fE8TVC5Kzn— Michelle B. Young 💛🐝 (@Michelle B. Young 💛🐝)1517098220.0
Annie Mae Adams
@Karnythia My Aunt died when my niece was a month old. When she was like 3 or 4, she asked to go outside and swing… https://t.co/w0Tpy5FXvx— ✊🏾 (@✊🏾)1517148515.0
Eat you up
@Karnythia My son, at five years old: "Daddy, I'm gonna eat you up." "Awwww...." "Yeah, I'm gonna cut you into little pieces." "...."— Kevin M. Kruse (@Kevin M. Kruse)1517107464.0
Older brotherOh man, this is terrifying! This person definitely interacted with the ghost of her older brother and I can't really get over that.
Waiting for them
@Karnythia Once when my daughter was 4, she waiting for me at the end of the hallway. When I reached her, I said, "… https://t.co/dwbVRYtSkf— Judith (@Judith)1517165887.0
@Karnythia This was my first. At the store. We'd had a nice day, picnic at the park. Suddenly, he grabs my hand,… https://t.co/lw8JXNh16D— gin. (@gin.)1517113781.0
Dead grandmasThe worst is when kids say really crazy, creepy things and then laugh. Why do they do that?
@Karnythia “Does fruit scream when you peel it?”— Iamnotadeadpresident (@Iamnotadeadpresident)1517151686.0
White stuffed bunny
@Karnythia I had just bought my kid a white stuffed bunny. His response "when I was your dad I got you one just lik… https://t.co/OLaOfkthR5— Rebecca Thompson (@Rebecca Thompson)1517168863.0
@Karnythia A kid I babysat once asked me to play in the basement and when we were down there playing he said “When… https://t.co/F62SG6FEyU— The Sassiest Semite (@The Sassiest Semite)1517157198.0
"Nana is OK"
@Karnythia @shero4hire Not creepy but... waiting for a phone call to tell me how many days/weeks my mother had left… https://t.co/vxE205rYSd— Kristi (@Kristi)1517162754.0
@Karnythia Someone very close to me passed away and a few weeks ago my almsor 4 year old daughter (the man has been… https://t.co/AU2LTt6bVp— Becca (@Becca)1517148338.0
@Karnythia When my twins were born one of them took longer to talk. When she did start it was in fluent Spanish. Wh… https://t.co/yNTo7WZKsP— Sweet Jas Jones (@Sweet Jas Jones)1517109595.0
"Like your finger"
@Karnythia I woke up to 3 yo kid #4 petting my head. I asked what she needed and she said 'i wish i had a piece of… https://t.co/PFQvZxk2YR— marie bourgeois (@marie bourgeois)1517098106.0
@Karnythia 3yo alone in the tub, sitting to one side, starts getting visibly upset at nothing on her left side, “Te… https://t.co/w6VWijNYcI— Carinavirus (@Carinavirus)1517158764.0
@Karnythia Woke up in the dead of night, in total darkness. Thought someone had called for me, but all was quiet. D… https://t.co/rJhVS8xfD9— Jen Britton (@Jen Britton)1517116785.0
@Karnythia @grotesquefreak i’ve been babysitting this little girl since she was maybe 2, her birthday is June 6 of… https://t.co/3FueBcnHkH— bad kitty (@bad kitty)1517165287.0
"Smells like God"This is so weird but also kind of comforting and cool, but also so weird.
All gonna die
@Karnythia "We're all gonna die." "I know sweetie. That's just part of-" "You're gonna die tomorrow."— Millennial Pink Starburst (@Millennial Pink Starburst)1517098661.0
@Karnythia They would be born. She pointed to Nov. 28 on the calendar. Sure enough they were born Nov 28, 2012.— J.A. Baum (@J.A. Baum)1517135365.0
@daahlingnikki @Karnythia And this 5yo old little psycho gave her turn by turn directions for close to 45 minutes.… https://t.co/G2s4R5aAXO— phenetiks (@phenetiks)1517112728.0
@Karnythia On several occasions by son referred to the “guy” in our old house (“he’s big like daddy, but it’s not d… https://t.co/Dj5L0x5dHY— Kyrie McCauley (@Kyrie McCauley)1517112835.0
@Karnythia 5 year old: “can I marry you?” Me: “no sorry sweetie I have a boyfriend” 5year old: (thinks for a second) “what if he died?”— 🎃 (@🎃)1517210397.0