When I say that too much stuff happened in 2018, I mean it. The amount of news there was this year could have easily been spread out over a whole decade, and we would have been fine. There was a lot of bad, a smattering of good, and everything in between. Thank goodness we had funny women like the ones highlighted on this list to help us get through it.
Of course, there are way more funny tweets out there. The ones I have chosen truly make me giggle until I snort (it's a hilarious sight), but they are not the only hilarious, of-the-time, and truly universal tweets by women out there. Women proved this year that they are funnier than men, they are tougher than men, and that they are stronger than ever. If you ever doubted that "the future is female," you won't anymore after reading the hilarious work of these strong women.
Step aside, dudes.Women are here, we are loud, we are fierce, and we're bringing the jokes.
Unpaid laborWow, I saw this meme pop up a lot on Twitter this year, but this is by far the best application of it that I have seen.
Resting bitch faceYass, queen! I love this so much.
my boyfriend and i colour-coordinated our outfits today 💙 https://t.co/JwALvN8Oxq— boo! (@boo!)1518511986.0
I showed my students that I can say my ABCs backwards and a student shouted “SHE’S A WITCH!” and then I unzipped my… https://t.co/MQQt0xz3vq— bayls (@bayls)1539882879.0
Who's alfredo Virginia Woolf?
Why can't the news slow down for one second so I can tweet things like "Who's alfredo virginia woolf"— Megan Amram (@Megan Amram)1541647411.0
Celestial Seasonings Bear
“not all men are trash” you’re right. the Celestial Seasonings Sleepy Time Tea Bear would never treat me like this https://t.co/YbryU24Awo— milka (@milka)1523625161.0
so no one told you life was gonna be this way https://t.co/V6FnrtENtE— jade (@jade)1529896069.0
we are getting TWO Mamma Mias and exactly ZERO Pappa Pias and that’s how i know feminism is working— miel (@miel)1531796153.0
American Horror Story
american horror story: hey can i talk to you about something— Anne T. Donahue (@Anne T. Donahue)1538670605.0
This girl I used to go out with is still using my Netflix and that's cool. She's watching Scandal and is currently… https://t.co/QKHoqjoDNQ— 🏳️🌈Quee(r)n Regina (@🏳️🌈Quee(r)n Regina)1543259950.0
my 4 moods https://t.co/Pz2YE9e6fn— em (@em)1525614883.0
Guys, you could have avoided this mishap if just one woman had been consulted in the design process https://t.co/FgTCz2UhfI— Georgina Lee (@Georgina Lee)1523786858.0
An onion ringRemember when Harvard scientists trampled on everyone by saying you were only supposed to eat six French fries? Kashana Cauley caught on to the real entity behind the news.
I took an uber alone at 2am and when I got out my uber driver was like “have fun, get that dick!” and I said “hell… https://t.co/zBra1yaSue— the wicked witch of the east bro (@the wicked witch of the east bro)1529656741.0
Teach a man to fish
teach a man to fish and he’ll turn around and try to teach you to fish like he invented it and you’re an idiot— dirt prince (@dirt prince)1530045557.0
Freelance work is like: Stability ✖ Insurance ✖ Wealth ✖ Ability to go to Trader Joe's when it isn't mobbed ✔— Abbey Bender (@Abbey Bender)1541707567.0
ME: I look cute MIRRORS: you look cute STORE WINDOWS: you look cute OTHER PEOPLE: you look cute IPHONE FORWARD-FACI… https://t.co/HZZPzhx1ZB— katie (indoors) (@katie (indoors))1528598277.0
Dating a ghost
Them: So what’s it like dating a ghost? Me: https://t.co/0qqavtDLKi— Brittany Van Horne (@Brittany Van Horne)1541098749.0
kate middleton after pushing out a whole ass baby vs me after writing the title of an essay https://t.co/KIb48X5tfU— Gena-mour Barrett (@Gena-mour Barrett)1524505395.0
Daddy long legs
[me discovering a new species of spider] ME: it has long legs. I will call it the long legs spider. *spider smacks… https://t.co/lKfeyFg71x— erin chack (@erin chack)1519335881.0
I have never been more than 50% confident in my knowledge of where a bus is taking me— ♥ Maddy ♥ (@♥ Maddy ♥)1543453060.0
https://t.co/p0K6Lierh2— J. Jennifer Espinoza (@J. Jennifer Espinoza)1525198293.0
millennials are so SPOILED and ENTITLED millennials: is it rude if i ask my employer to pay me— Danielle Betsy (@Danielle Betsy)1541561430.0
Every female chef on Chef's Table: "Food is an expression of love and I want to nourish the world" Every male chef… https://t.co/e3ycvmWn45— KatieTwoHands (@KatieTwoHands)1516688859.0
turns out ‘nasty gal’ is a shop. I HAVE NEVER HATED MYSELF MORE THAN NOW https://t.co/p99dxwtnmb— créme de la slut dragon (@créme de la slut dragon)1541592471.0
-Rupi KaurThe sign off made me double over laughing. A truly hilarious indictment of the "Instagram poet" fad that's happening right now.
sometimes i get really concerned about things very suddenly like i’ll be chillin then all the sudden be like “o shi… https://t.co/dlrjO4agfT— mohawk bad boy (@mohawk bad boy)1534908066.0
sometimes my low pony looks cute but sometimes i look like a young man in colonial america eager to start his woodworking apprenticeship— crick (@crick)1537664145.0