We all know Mariah Carey is the undisputed Queen of Christmas. That one's not even up for debate. However, new evidence has surfaced that may prove the singer is actually the Queen of Everything, including physics.
It's a throne that not just anyone can fill. But Mariah isn't just anyone. And her throne... well, you'll have to see it for yourself. (Or not see it, as it were.)
All Mariah Carey wants for Christmas is for the world to recognize just how amazing she is.And she's going to do whatever it takes to get that recognition. You'd think she'd have gotten it already, what with creating the no. 1 Christmas song of all time, but no. She had to do something more.
So she did this:
.@MariahCarey stopped her concert last night to sign autographs to a few lambs 💕 https://t.co/9c7GAyLtA0— MCI (@MCI)1512113225.0
She sat ... IN THE AIR.
@MariahCareyITA @QueenriahCarey @MariahCarey I thought she was sitting in a chair 😂😂— Whitney's Favorite Son☄️ (@Whitney's Favorite Son☄️)1512155902.0
Here's a screenshot. Check it out:
via: TwitterNo chair. She's sitting. On nothing. There's no chair there.
We had our official 22 Words researchers create a super-scientific render of what the chair would have looked like, had Mariah actually needed one.
via: TwitterAs you can see, the chair would have supported Queen Mariah. But she has no need for such primitive technology. As you can imagine, the internet had all kinds of reactions to Mariah's ability to conjure a comfortable seat from the ether.
Some people went on a hunt to find her missing chair.You can hunt all you want, but there is no chair. The chair is not there. A chair? Nowhere! We're not writing a Dr. Seuss book, here. We're just reporting the facts.
Some wondered whether Mariah actually has an invisible chair at her disposal.It's not the craziest theory we've ever heard. She certainly could afford it. Especially after the multimillion-dollar windfall she received for suing her ex-fiancé.
Mostly, Mariah's "air chair" is evidence of her amazing squatting ability.
@MariahCareyITA @MariahCarey How does she squat like that wow multi talented woman— 𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖎 (@𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖎)1512120278.0
This Twitter genius thought she had the mystery completely figured out:Apparently, tight dress + high heels = magic abilities. But we're not totally convinced.
Anyway, if you ever want the ability to act like Mariah, you're gonna need to start a serious squat regimen.
@MariahCareyITA @MariahCarey I need to start doing squats 😭😩😩 #SoIcansitoninvisiblechairstoo— Make Me A Hot Toddy 💋🇧🇿 (@Make Me A Hot Toddy 💋🇧🇿)1512248256.0