When a food crime is committed, the internet never hesitates to provide swift justice to the perpetrator.
So when a college sophomore posted a creation that would make even Homer Simpson gag, Twitter rightfully sprang into action.
People have been doing a lot of terrible things to food lately.
via: TwitterWe blame whoever first decided that pineapple as a pizza topping was a good idea. That move opened the floodgates to all types of disgusting food combinations. Fruit on a pizza? It's a slap in the face to everything pizza stands for.
Take it from someone who knows what he's talking about.
Pineapple does not go on top of pizza..... https://t.co/lhD6aliOV8— Gordon Ramsay (@Gordon Ramsay)1491294567.0
So we have pineapple pizza to thank for THIS sacrilege.
strawberries>>pineapples https://t.co/VfTJQ2WjhF— ice queen (@ice queen)1509302910.0
People had pretty much the exact reaction you'd expect.The responses ranged from disgust to anger to reporting the original poster for inappropriate content. @MoonEmojii, the user responsible for the image, even posted about being scared for their safety after people started calling the FBI — a clear sign that maybe we all needed to just calm down a little bit. It is just pizza after all.
But now, something new has emerged that will make you think twice about ever going on social media again.
Meet the perpetrator of the food crime: Chris Jorgensen.
via: TwitterIf only he had duct-taped his hands, too, so that maybe the following act would never have been committed. On November 9, Jorgensen posted a photo of something most likely created in his dorm room at Iowa State University, where he's currently a sophomore. Drumroll please...
We present you with the newest culinary abomination:
You ain’t from Iowa if you never had one of these 😤 https://t.co/KSHyLD0mhv— Chris Jorgensen (@Chris Jorgensen)1510292076.0
Everyone else online had the exact same reaction.After Jorgensen thanked local supermarket chain Hy-Vee for providing the components of this unholy sandwich, user @Eriin_taylorr chimed in, demanding the store acknowledge the atrocity that it unwillingly had a hand in.
Many Iowans were pretty darn miffed by the post's statement that claimed "You ain’t from Iowa if you never had one of these."
Rt if you from Iowa and you have no idea what da fuck he’s talking about https://t.co/0Ls85xIien— Landon 🌊 (@Landon 🌊)1510293607.0
Thankfully, justice was served.
You’re under arrest https://t.co/ixOFBuN2pQ— Iowa State University Police Department (@Iowa State University Police Department)1510597136.0
At the very least, he learned a few things from the experience.
Things I️ learned from tweeting a picture of a slice of cheese between two poptarts: -People will personally attack… https://t.co/LJURkiJPa5— Chris Jorgensen (@Chris Jorgensen)1510418042.0