The Karens Are Now Voting for Joe Biden, Poll Reveals | 22 Words

Just when we thought Biden's chances of success were slim, it has emerged that the Karens of America have been giving him their vote.

Here's what we know so far...

"Karens for Biden" is apparently our country's latest trend.

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 As the highly-anticipated election day draws closer - it's tomorrow, for goodness sake - there has been a new development in the polls.

Contrary to previous belief, the vast majority of Karens have been rallying behind Biden...

And the statistics speak for themselves.

Now, just to clarify, what exactly is a "Karen"?

Well, the ever-so-accurate Urban Dictionary describes a Karen as a "mother of three. Blonde. Owns a Volvo. Annoying as hell. Wears acrylics 24/7. Currently at your workplace speaking to your manager."

To put it simply, the name "Karen" has become associated with a certain type of middle-aged white woman who’s likely to throw a fit if she doesn’t get her own way.

Over the years, the "Karen" meme has grown in popularity and, I have to admit, they are nothing short of comedy gold.

A Karen has a certain type of look...

It really is the most stereotypical meme out there.

So many women have now been identified as a Karen...

And it has become a painfully hilarious joke over the last few years.

Things have truly gotten out of hand with the Karen meme...

But we aren't complaining!

And thanks to the internet...

We can now spot a Karen asking for the manager from a mile away.

And we can spot a Karen voting for Joe Biden a mile away, too.

Yep, in an unforeseen breakthrough, a new poll has revealed that America's Karens are actually opting for Biden.

Okay, maybe not the hilarious "meme Karen's" we've been discussing.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but in this instance, it's the real Karens giving Biden their vote.

Yep, someone has actually monitored who's voting for who by name.

Clearly, someone has too much time on their hands. Anyway, the New York Times recently released a series of polls done in collaboration with Siena College that revealed the voting preference of men and women in battleground states by name.

The “Presidential choice, by first name" poll listed the ten most common names for each gender polled and their voting preference...

And the name Karen yielded some noteworthy results.

Take a look for yourself.

Forty percent of Karens are voting for Donald Trump, while sixty percent are voting for Joe Biden. Who'd have thought it?

Barbaras, Lisas, Patricias, Susans, and Christopher's are also voting for Biden...

While Richards, Thomas', Williams, Nancys, and Roberts are opting for Trump. Very interesting. Election day is tomorrow, make sure to get your vote in!