Just when we thought Biden's chances of success were slim, it has emerged that the Karens of America have been giving him their vote.
Here's what we know so far...
"Karens for Biden" is apparently our country's latest trend.As the highly-anticipated election day draws closer - it's tomorrow, for goodness sake - there has been a new development in the polls.
Contrary to previous belief, the vast majority of Karens have been rallying behind Biden...And the statistics speak for themselves.
Now, just to clarify, what exactly is a "Karen"?
Well, the ever-so-accurate Urban Dictionary describes a Karen as a "mother of three. Blonde. Owns a Volvo. Annoying as hell. Wears acrylics 24/7. Currently at your workplace speaking to your manager."
To put it simply, the name "Karen" has become associated with a certain type of middle-aged white woman who’s likely to throw a fit if she doesn’t get her own way.
This year I went with the scariest Halloween costume of them all: a Karen. “can I speak to your manager?” https://t.co/BShLaTIEth— Sierra Schultzzie (@Sierra Schultzzie)1572569247.0
A Karen has a certain type of look...It really is the most stereotypical meme out there.
So many women have now been identified as a Karen...
You can tell how Karen a Karen is by how she reacts to a Karen meme https://t.co/j6u7y8N3Z1— Spinelli ϟ (@Spinelli ϟ)1588157381.0
Things have truly gotten out of hand with the Karen meme...
@KazHammi It's just an internet meme. It started off with memes saying "Karen took the kids" and escalated to "Kare… https://t.co/jo8PzFCkau— 💫 Star Queen 💫 (@💫 Star Queen 💫)1586192318.0
And thanks to the internet...We can now spot a Karen asking for the manager from a mile away.
And we can spot a Karen voting for Joe Biden a mile away, too.Yep, in an unforeseen breakthrough, a new poll has revealed that America's Karens are actually opting for Biden.
Okay, maybe not the hilarious "meme Karen's" we've been discussing.Sorry to burst your bubble, but in this instance, it's the real Karens giving Biden their vote.
Yep, someone has actually monitored who's voting for who by name.Clearly, someone has too much time on their hands. Anyway, the New York Times recently released a series of polls done in collaboration with Siena College that revealed the voting preference of men and women in battleground states by name.
The “Presidential choice, by first name" poll listed the ten most common names for each gender polled and their voting preference...And the name Karen yielded some noteworthy results.
@eyokley This is the best Karen news I’ve heard in years. Those of us who’ve never spoken to a manager are redeemed! 🤣— Karen M (@Karen M)1604323309.0
@eyokley Karens REALLY want to talk to the manager about the state of the country!— Brooke Tunstall (@Brooke Tunstall)1604328070.0
@eyokley we've done it folks. we've captured the power of the Karens and we WILL get someone fired!— Eli🖤✨ (@Eli🖤✨)1604329907.0
@eyokley I knew there would be some competition for the "Karen" vote!— Dr. Paul (@Dr. Paul)1604323603.0
@eyokley This Karen loves to see it!— Karen Dvorak (@Karen Dvorak)1604325935.0
@eyokley @hasanthehun Karens activated— j-hern (@j-hern)1604325444.0
@eyokley Some Karens have redeemed us!— Karen H 🏴☠️ (@Karen H 🏴☠️)1604341153.0
Take a look for yourself.
Karens are backing Biden, 60 percent to 40 percent, per New York Times and Siena College polling.… https://t.co/nkxf3jR9ST— Eli Yokley (@Eli Yokley)1604322475.0