Get the burn cream ready, because you're definitely gonna need it after reading these comebacks.
There is nothing more frustrating than thinking of the perfect comeback when it's way too late to actually use it. I can't tell you how many times I've thought of the wittiest, most soul-crushing response to an argument...unfortunately, 100 percent of the time, I only think of them in the shower. And usually, it's a response to an argument that hasn't actually occurred in real life. In my imaginary shower arguments, I have a biting wit and a brain that can think under pressure. In the actual moment, however, I can rarely come up with something better than the ol' reliable chestnut: "I'm rubber and you're glue."
Everyone dreams of being able to summarily end a discussion with a scathing comeback. These people actually went out there and did it. They're kind of my heroes.
Neapolitan Ice Cream.
The city is currently looking into how we can extract the salt from my haters & apply it to roads this winter. Will keep you guys posted.— Norm Kelly (@Norm Kelly)1479941146.0
My roommate, who teaches 6th graders, has informed me that middle schoolers have started carrying around “reverse”… https://t.co/Jo5DtVMryf— Lara Korte (@Lara Korte)1550545810.0