It takes a certain type of person to appreciate sarcasm in its finest form, and that would be a smartass. While they might sometimes get a bad reputation for their behavior, when done right, smartassery is a thing of beauty.
From perfectly worded replies to passive-aggressive notes to finding the perfect place to park their car, these people belong in the Smartass Hall of Fame.
There's Always One
via: ImgurI'm sorry. It had to be said — they're right.
Yes or Know?
via: Bored PandaWhen you don't see the answer you want, you have to make the answer you need.
It's a Mystery
via: RedditWhat will you pick? Nobody knows! Except the smartass who organized this.
How You Doin'?
via: ImgurIf I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put the letters U and I together. But you know what? N and O are already there.
via: RedditShe told her son to eat half his hot dog. He ate half his hot dog.
via: PiximusNo, he certainly isn't flying anymore. It seems the anti-flyer flyer was effective.
via: ImgurWho knew? Water is wet!
via: RedditSuper clever, but I have to wonder: Was it a really big problem having people post bills on a fence? So many questions...and Bills.
via: ImgurIt is a really nice fabric, that much we know. But cotton is just much more breathable.
via: TwitterThey should have been more specific.
via: eBaum's WorldA brilliant mooove.
A Little History
via: RedditHey, they're not wrong. That's kind of how years work.
via: Bored PandaAnd then there are those rebels that went with an "X" and a smiley face.
Ice, Ice Baby
via: RedditTechnically speaking, they are correct. It doesn't get any harder than that.
What the Chuck?
via: TumblrTry and say that five times fast.
It's a Date
via: Instagram"I don't want to date my lunch. I don't even really like my lunch that much."
via: RedditCome on, now. Didn't you take time to spellcheck?
via: RedditStrike one. Strike two. Strike three.
via: RedditI don't think that's what they had in mind, but how can you argue with that?
I Scream, You Scream
via: Pleated-JeansWe all scream because it's too cold and cramped in the freezer to truly enjoy the ice cream.
via: TumblrMaybe consult Web MD for some natural relief. Or prunes.
Roll With It
via: InstagramSpell check is your friend, even if the scientist and surgent are not. And in the time you spent making the sign, you could have changed the roll.
via: RedditAt least they're polite about it. Nothing is better than free.
via: TumblrThe bad news is that you failed the quiz. The good news is that you scored some points for creativity, which unfortunately, mean absolutely nothing.
via: RedditHaven't we seen this before? I'm having deja vu.
via: RedditI'll drink to that! And anything else you have to say.
via: RedditBrownies. You don't mess with brownies.
The Can Can
via: RedditThe first guy struck out with dating his lunch and now this guy got friend zoned by the cans. The struggle is real.
via: RedditI'm thinking doc could work on his bedside manner a little bit. Homicidal threats aren't very becoming.
Fit for Royalty
via: ImgurHis mom told him to "clean the bathroom like the Queen of England is visiting." What? He listened!
via: RedditListen, Siri isn't here for any of your crap. She's a tough-talking robot and she's going to stand up for herself.
Rebel Without a Pause
via: ImgurClever, but like, as a person who loves following rules, this is giving me agita. I love rules.
via: RedditThey should have committed to the bit and had a whole tableau of a fallen ladder, person sprawled out, letters everywhere.
via: RedditMaking fun of spelling errors is a great American pastime and it brings me great joy whenever I witness someone doing it.
via: RedditI hope this person always walks around with a Sharpie and a picture of Tom Hanks and does this on every garbage can they see. Whoever is responsible for this should win a Nobel Peace Prize.
via: RedditIn case you didn't already think that the guy driving the bright orange Tesla was a jerk... Here's his license plate.
The Art of the Deal
via: ImgurLook, it's all about hustle, and person number two has hustle. They also probably have a new iPod Touch.
via: ImgurThey say that dogs can't read but come on! This is too perfect. I think we got a little Einstein pup on our hands.
via: ImgurWhat? It's not locked to the stair railing at all...
via: RedditThis is a big decision! Which rack of water has been in there the longest? I need the coldest bottle.
via: ImgurSometimes you pay a price for being a smartass. Yes, a literal price.
Use Other Side
via: ImgurThat's some good advice from a mug. Thanks, mug.
via: RedditSpelling is important, people! This is how you end up with pasta strainers on your refrigerator!
via: ImgurForget Bills... We need Ushers!
via: ImgurOh, knives are supposed to be sharp? I didn't realize that. Thank you so much, knife, for telling me what the purpose of a knife is. Really, thanks so much.
via: ImgurThere's almost nothing funnier than when someone responds to a rhetorical question. Classic smartass move.
You're Getting a Quote!
via: RedditYou might not want a quote under your senior portrait, but guess what?! You're getting one. High school is ruthless.
via: ImgurThis is what happens when you try to cover up graffiti with a different paint color. It just gets noticed.
via: ImgurI bet one day it won't be terrifying for a vending machine to speak back to us, but until that day, I'll be keeping my dimes and quarters, thank you very much.