It’s only a few days into 2018, and already we have been gifted the greatest photograph of the year, the decade, and possibly even the best photo in the entire history of man.
Doug Jones recently participated in a swearing-in ceremony for his new position as the Democratic Senator of Alabama. Vice President Mike Pence did the swearing-in (but not really — Mike Pence is a Christian, so he never swears), and Jones’ wife and son stood by faithfully (but not as faithfully as Mike Pence — Mike Pence is chock full of faith).
A photo was snapped during the ceremony, and it instantly became the best photo ever taken for one reason and one reason only. Doug Jones’ son is staring a hole right into Mike Pence because Doug Jones’ son, Carson, is gay, and Mike Pence is the most powerful hater of gay people in the nation.