If You Ever Need To Suppress Your Appetite, Look at These Pics of Terrible Food | 22 Words

There’s no shortage of “real” food porn, so to speak, in terms of pictures of fancy food beautifully plated and displayed for all to enjoy. But what about the frozen pizza? The hot dogs? The macaroni and cheese?

Look no further, my foodie friends.

These people value the humble food they prepare, and they think it deserves the chance to be displayed and shared for all to enjoy…but, honestly, I think I’ll pass.

A Deconstructed Hot Dog

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More specifically, a glazed wiener suspension, tomato ketchup and mustard foam, cryogenic pickle relish julienne, toasted brioche tower, and dwarf basil greens.

Chicken Checkers

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Which came first? The egg or chicken nuggets served with ketchup and a pickle flower garnish?

So Saucy

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Toast circles topped with American cheese, cold hot dogs, and julienne pickles served with a side of horseradish mustard, jalapeño ketchup, and dots of Tabasco.

Baron on the Ranch

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Cold, leftover Red Baron pizza stack served with greens and a ranch drizzle.

Pringle Sushi

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I'm not sure exactly what makes it "sushi," as they claim, but whatever it is this is using the Pringle potential to the very max.

Sushi, Take Two

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Now this is sushi! Kind of. At least you have a fish on rice.

Mayo-No

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Here we have a layered bologna cake with mayonnaise and mustard icing. I repeat, a layered bologna cake with mayonnaise and mustard icing.

You're a Star!

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Let me present Kraft singles stars on SPAM with an assortment of dipping sauces. And light beer, because you know...healthy!

Cheers!

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If beer isn't your thing, perhaps a Mountain Dew Margarita with a Dorito rim is more tempting to the palate.

Freezer Finger Food Feast

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If it's in the freezer, it's on the plate. No, wait. No plate. It's on a...cutting board?

Cold Cut Creation

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. Pile them on cold cuts if you want to toot.

Speaking of Beans

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Ladies and gentlemen, canned refried bean stack avec a Taco Bell Fire reduction and fresh summer dwarf basil greens.

Aim High

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Chicken nuggets on a bed of macaroni and cheese served with a shooting star made of ketchup and ranch sauce. They get definite points for presentation, and possibly cholesterol.

In a Pickle

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Literally. They're microwaved beef hot dogs served in a pickle with a spicy mustard drizzle and two day's worth of sodium.

Mac Daddy

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You mean you eat your macaroni and cheese in a bowl and not a huge champagne flute? Weirdo.

Le Corndog Royale

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Throw that corn dog in the fryer again, stuff some fancy tabouli in there and you've got yourself a culinary creation not often seen — probably for good reason.

Hot to Tot

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Tater tots, cheese, and everything else. Seriously. No one really knows what else is under that cheese-covered mountain of carbs.

Bugle Boy

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Presentation is everything, as you can see with these Bugles piped with Easy Cheese and dusted with black and cayenne pepper. You so fancy!

Speaking of fancy...

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The ketchup packets don't say "fancy" for nothing. Fast food? More like speedy sophistication.

Chicken and Waffles

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Well, dinosaur chicken nuggets on top of microwaved waffles. Leggo my dino?

Bowled Over

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Why spend money on expensive bread bowls for soup? These are the next best thing to sliced bread...turned into a bread bowl.

Give Peas a Chance

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I'm not sure that's what they meant when they asked for a veggie dog, but hey! At least you're getting your greens in.

Captain Oreo

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I'm not sure how this happened or why, but we have a bagel made out of Captain Crunch cereal with Oreo cream cheese on the inside.

Steaknana

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This would be steak and a banana both covered in ketchup. The banana is covered in ketchup. Ketchup. The banana.

Olé!

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Care for Taquitos swimming in a pool of liquid gold and diced peppers? Adios, amigo!

Peeps S’mores Dip

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I don't know what those poor Peeps did to deserve that, but they suffered a horrible fate. Marshmall-NO.

Something's Fishy

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Call me crazy, but I'm not sure salmon steaks are supposed to be purple. But they are when you poach them in black sambuca.

Two-for-One

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This dedicated soul used edible food glue to make a French fry bun and then made a burger with it. Everything you want with one bite.

Pillow Talk

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Dinosaur chicken nuggets sleeping on pizza roll pillows. Sleep tight!

Sausage Spaghetti Ladies

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Forget all the single ladies. It's all the spaghetti ladies! They should be proud of their efforts.