These 12 Completely Insane Cheating Stories Will Make You Glad You're Single or Wish You Were | 22 Words

We've all been in a relationship that we knew was doomed from the start. The never ending fighting, the constant feeling that your significant other has a wandering eye or you have a wandering eye — it starts to become pretty obvious that you're headed to splitsville.

But what about those people who had NO IDEA that things were bad or even that their significant other was cheating?

The people of Reddit have shared their most ridiculous stories of not only being cheated on, but catching their soon-to-be-ex in the act.

Yikes. Suddenly, being single doesn't seem so bad.

This first one sounds too insane to be true...

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...especially since the term "porking" so perfectly suits the farm setting.

And on the front lawn? Really?

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This next one is truly savage.

MIC. DROP.

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This is a tactic we should all remember, just in case.

Imagine how scarred that guy's mom is now.

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That's an image you'll never be able to un-see.

At least this one has a happy ending.

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Now married to an incredible woman with a great job and cancer-free?

Let's give this man a round of applause.

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Things DO get better.

This one gives us the reverse perspective...

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...there's just so much about this that sounds uncomfortable.

Mostly the bean bag chair.

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That couldn't have been comfortable.

Woah, woah, woah. Hold on a minute...

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A SWORD?!

Am I the only one who wants to hear the rest of this story?!

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I'm pretty sure that was the last house she ever tried to break into.

This one taught us all about the existence of x-rated hypnotists.

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Poor dude, indeed. But seriously how do I get one of these to perform at my next birthday party?

This one is simply shocking.

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I mean, who gives a dog a cookie?!