These ‘1st Birthday’ Cookies Are Either an Inappropriate Joke or an Innocent Mistake

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A child’s first birthday is a pretty big deal, and one mom wanted to feed their party guests delicious cookies in the shape of the number “1” — at least that was the plan. What resulted, however, was something that the kids wouldn’t have noticed but that might have sent grandma back to confession.

 

And things often don’t turn out quite like you planned when it comes to baking.

You can see what they were supposed to look like there up top, but as you can see, it didn’t quite turn out that way.

Poor guy got waterboarded by frosting.

Cake pops with a face… How could that go wrong?

OK, now that we’ve firmly established that baking is incredibly difficult, get ready for the worst fail yet.

Just take a real good look at those cookies. See anything a little… weird?

It’s safe to say that’s probably not what she was going for, depending on what she’s into I guess.

At least she didn’t use this stencil for her cookies. Any guesses what that is supposed to be?

But seriously, how did anyone let this get through? Unless phallic-shaped cookies are a thing and we just haven’t caught up to the trend yet.

The picture immediately went viral on Reddit, because who doesn’t love weenie cookies, and they offered up helpful solutions.

Not sure any of that will help make these look less suggestive, but it’s the thought that counts?

Because we’re all secretly five years old.

Don’t lie, you laughed at dickerdoodles.

But apparently not!

Better luck next year!