No matter what state you live in, there are weirdos who do things that will make you wonder if their parents were swimming in the same gene pool. And if you're lucky, they make the news and delight you with the ridiculousness of the headline.

Need proof?

Mandatory combed through all sorts of Google searches and "weird" news sites and chose one ridiculous headline for every state.

Let's just say I wouldn't to use the laundromat in Vermont...

Alabama

Alaska

Arizona

Arkansas

California

Colorado

Connecticut

Delaware

Florida

Georgia

Hawaii

Idaho

Illinois

Indiana

Iowa

Kansas

Kentucky

Louisiana

Maine

Maryland

Massachusetts

Michigan

Minnesota

Mississippi

Missouri

Montana

Nebraska

Nevada

New Hampshire

New Jersey

New Mexico

New York

North Carolina

North Dakota

Ohio

Oklahoma

Oregon

Pennsylvania

Rhode Island

South Carolina

South Dakota

Tennessee

Texas

Utah

Vermont

Virginia

Washington

West Virginia

Wisconsin

Wyoming