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These Gag Gifts Will Replace Regular Christmas Forever

Tired of the same old Christmas gift exchange? Well, why not shake things up this year with a dash of humor and a sprinkle of absurdity? Imagine the looks on your family’s faces when they unwrap gifts that are pure comedic gold! From urinal shot glasses (I wish I were lying) to a dancing hotdog, gag gifts are the future of holiday giving.

Forget about the predictable sweaters and generic gift cards. It’s time to usher in an era of side-splitting laughter and unforgettable moments. Your family, friends or colleagues won’t be able to resist the infectious joy that comes with each ridiculous present. Just picture Grandma trying on her wearable cat tree or Uncle Bob trying out a Rudolph mankini (cover the children’s eyes). So, this Christmas, be the trendsetter (and the ultimate prankster). Your holiday gatherings will never be the same, and you’ll have everyone wondering, “What hilarious surprise will they come up with next year?”

You will love our editor’s curated product picks! FYI: We are an Amazon affiliate partner and may get a share of the sale of your purchase (at no cost to you).

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Oh Joy, Another Year

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It’s been a long week month year decade. Say what everyone is already thinking about 2024 with a f#ucking calendar. Part planner and part “get your sh*t together-er, this calendar is packed with foul language and swearing stickers. Know your audience, O.K.? Don’t buy this one for grandma … unless your grandma is a bada$$.

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Give Pee A Chance

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Ever the equal-opportunity political gag gift giver, I present this toilet light projector. (Everyone is fair game, O.K.?) For those who like to keep their politics in the bathroom, this gag gift projects images of Democratic figures onto your toilet bowl, turning every trip to the restroom into a political statement. It’s like a campaign rally, but flushable.

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This One’s The G.O.A.T.

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For those moments when you just can’t contain your frustration, let the Screaming Goat Keychain do the yelling for you. This gag gift emits a goat scream at the push of a button, making it the perfect stress reliever or just a way to annoy your coworkers. Maybe don’t give it to your cubicle mate, eh?

“T” Time, But The “T” Stands For Toilet

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For the dad who thinks he’s a pro golfer but is really just a pro at spending time in the bathroom, the Lerturdy Toilet Game Mini Golf set is a hole-in-one. This toilet game lets him practice his putt while taking care of business. It’s multitasking at its finest.

The Butt Of The Joke

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For the baker (or cat lover) who’s tired of the same old cookie shapes, the Kitty Butt Cookie Cutter adds a cheeky twist. This unique cutter lets you create cookies that look like, well, cat butts. It’s the purr-fect way to make your next batch of cookies the talk of the town.

Sorry I Annoyed You With My Friendship

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If you’ve ever wanted to shout “Uno!” and “That’s what she said!” in the same breath, the UNO The Office edition is your game. This special UNO set brings Scranton’s Dunder Mifflin to your living room. It’s the perfect way to mix business with pleasure, card game style.

Shoot Your Best Shot

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For those who’ve always wanted to combine bathroom humor with a nightcap, meet the KUCHEY urinal shot glasses. These are perfect for breaking the ice or just grossing out your friends. Cheers to a shot that’s truly one-of-a-kind.

Just Add Water for All Your Water Needs

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Imagine owning the essence of a cloud, in a can. Our Dehydrated Water – it’s a real product, we promise – is your infinite water source, just add…water. It’s the perfectly impractical practical joke, encased in durable steel, and it’s guaranteed to draw a chuckle or your dissatisfaction back. Ideal for the humorist, the dad, or the survivalist who’s prepared for everything, especially a punchline.

Pupping, Er, Pooping Poops, Er, Pups

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If you’ve ever thought puzzles were too serene, the 101 pooping puppies puzzle is here to shake things up. This 1,000-piece puzzle features, well, exactly what it sounds like. Perfect for those who find bathroom humor a-pee-ling. Yes, it’s as weirdly entertaining as it sounds.

Belly Up To The Bar

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For the person who has everything but a beer belly, the Wisedom dad bag fanny pack is the answer. This faux paunch is not just a conversation starter; it’s also a handy storage space. Ideal for those who want the dad bod without the commitment.

A Work Of Shart

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you sharts, reach for the Witty Yeti Shart Survival Kit. This gag gift set includes wet wipes, disposable underwear, an tissues. It’s the perfect blend of practicality and potty humor for those “oops” moments.

Give Them A Dancing Dog

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If a hot dog that yodels, tells jokes and sings doesn’t make you smile, what will? The Gagster Dancing Hot Dog is the quirky toy that’s a hit with kids and adults alike. It’s like a one-man band, but in processed meat form. Ideal for those who relish the absurd.

It’s Couple Goals Socks

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For those who can’t bear to be apart, even down to their toes, these Couple Holding Hands Socks are a match made in heaven. With magnetic suction 3D dolls, these socks literally hold hands. It’s like a rom-com for your feet, minus the cheesy dialogue. Ideal for couples who share a Facebook profile (you know who you are).

Tell Me About Your Mother

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When you can’t afford a real therapist but need emotional support, the NPW Desktop Therapist is your go-to. This sound machine offers 16 phrases of faux wisdom, perfect for those moments when you need a laugh more than advice. It’s like a pocket-sized guru, minus the enlightenment.

It’s The Cone Of Shame, Human Edition

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If you love the art of the prank, the Witty Yeti Human Cone Gag Gift Box is your canvas. This empty box is designed to deceive, making the real gift inside even more surprising. It’s the Trojan Horse of gift-giving but with more laughs and less ancient warfare.

They’ll Never Forget You With These Socks

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Ever wanted to walk all over someone’s face without the guilt? The DPDP Personalized Socks let you do just that. These custom face socks allow you to plaster anyone’s mug right where it belongs—underfoot. A hilarious and oddly endearing way to keep loved ones close.

What’s The Big Dill?

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If you’ve ever wondered what a pickle-flavored cloud would taste like, the Chocolate Storybook Pickle Cotton Candy is your answer. This gourmet-flavored cotton candy is a bizarrely delightful fusion of sweet and sour. It’s the snack you never knew you needed, but now can’t live without.

Give Me A Burger With Everything

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If you’ve ever had a craving for a burger that extends all the way to your toes, these Funny Burger Socks are for you. Packaged in a burger box, these socks are a feast for your feet. It’s the closest you’ll get to having fast food without the calories.

That D@m% CVS Receipt

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If you’ve ever felt that CVS receipts are long enough to be fashion accessories, the CVS Receipt Scarf is your dream come true. This double-sided fleece scarf mimics the look of a real CVS receipt, right down to the absurd length. It’s the ultimate statement piece for the coupon-savvy.

Maybe Don’t Say It Out Loud

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Gifting someone a hat that says “I Pee In Pools” is like handing them a social disclaimer on a brim. This cheeky hat is perfect for that friend who’s always the life of the party but never the first one invited to a poolside BBQ.

If It Fits, They Sits

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If you’re a prankster at heart, the Prank Pack Cat Hat box is your next masterpiece. This gag gift box promises a cat hat but delivers whatever you choose to put inside. It’s the perfect way to keep your friends guessing and your cats relieved.

Blame It On The Alcohol

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For those who think taking shots is too tame, the Original Alcohol Shot Gun ups the ante. This party accessory lets you load, aim and shoot your favorite booze straight into your mouth. It’s like a squirt gun for adults, but with higher stakes and fewer water fights.

Don’t Go Bacon Their Hearts

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When life gives you cuts and scrapes, make bacon… bandages? The Accoutrements Bacon Strips Bandages turn your minor injuries into a meaty spectacle. It’s the perfect way to add a sizzle to your healing process. Just don’t actually try to cook them.

Rattle Their Cage

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For the person who can’t get enough of Nicolas Cage’s ever-changing expressions, the Rackynass Sequin Pillow Cover is a dream come true. Swipe the reversible sequins to reveal Cage’s face, making it the ultimate mood pillow. It’s like having a mini Cage film festival on your couch.

Pour Them A Drink

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For the adventurous palate, Lester’s Fixins Soda Pop Sampler is a rollercoaster of flavors. This six-pack includes sodas that taste like everything from bacon to sweet corn. It’s the perfect gift for the person who’s tired of the same old cola and ready for a taste bud awakening.

Granny Panties Are For Everyone

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For the friend who’s always losing their underwear or just needs more coverage, the HOMQYTE Giant Novelty Undies are a cheeky solution. These oversized panties are perfect for bachelorette parties or as a white elephant gift. They’re the ultimate conversation starter, in more ways than one.

Mmm, A Cheesy Candle

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For the person who thinks mac and cheese is more than just a side dish, the Macaroni and Cheese Pasta Bowl Scented Candle is a dream come true. This scented candle fills the room with the aroma of cheesy goodness, without the need for a stove. It’s comfort food for the nose.

Take a Chill Pill

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For those days when you need to chill but don’t want to pop a pill, the Xanax Candle is your zen in wax form. This quirky candle comes in a gift box and promises relaxation without a prescription. It’s the perfect way to unwind, no side effects included.

Don’t Look At The Red Nose

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If you’ve ever wondered what Rudolph does in the off-season, the Rukisac Reindeer Underwear Mankini might be your answer. This festive thong comes complete with bells, making it the ultimate gag gift for white elephant exchanges or just to jingle all the way.

Drinks Are On Them

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For the multitasker who wants to sip while they socialize, the Skirfy Juice Helmet Can Holder is a game-changer. This beverage helmet comes with straws and holds two cans, freeing up your hands for more important things, like high-fives or double-fisting snacks. It’s hydration, hands-free.

This One Is Ap-peel-ing

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If you’ve ever wanted to take the phrase “going bananas” literally, the Banana Phone Bluetooth Handset is your chance. This quirky device pairs with your smartphone, letting you make calls while holding a faux banana to your ear. It’s the perfect blend of fun and functional.

Roll The Dice

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For couples who spend more time debating dinner plans than actually eating, the Food Decision Dice is a relationship saver. This gag gift takes the guesswork out of mealtime, letting fate decide whether it’s sushi or pizza tonight. It’s like a culinary magic 8-ball.

Bowl Them Over

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For the bowler who’s always thirsty for a strike, the Bowling Pin Water Bottle is right up their alley. (Get it? Alley?) This novelty sippy cup is shaped like a bowling pin, making it the perfect gag gift for league nights or just to show off your love for the lanes.

Trump For Your Rump

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For those who think politics is a load of crap, the Trump Political Toilet Paper Roll adds a literal spin. This novelty TP features a full-color image of the former president, making it a hilarious gag gift for friends on either side of the aisle. It’s political humor, bathroom edition.

This One Is Very Fishy

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For the person who’s always angling for a new pair of kicks, the Unisex Fish Slippers are a catch. These bass slippers ook like you’re stepping right into the mouth of a fish. It’s the perfect footwear for anyone who wants to make a splash without getting wet.

Fit To A Tee

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For the golfer who loves a good brew almost as much as a birdie, the Putt Light Tees Beer Bottle Golf Tees are a hole-in-one. These recyclable plastic tees are shaped like beer bottles, making them the perfect gift for the 19th hole. It’s tee time, cheers!

Rolling Back … Dignity

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For the artist who finds inspiration in the most unexpected places, the People of Walmart Adult Coloring Book is a masterpiece waiting to happen. This coloring book features the quirky characters you’d find at Walmart, letting you add your own splash of color to their lives. It’s retail therapy, literally.

A Hairy Situation

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For the follicly challenged, this visor with hair is a game-changer. It’s like a grassy knoll on a balding hill—suddenly, it’s not so lonely up top. Perfect for those who want to turn heads, or just confuse a few pigeons.

Oh, Hell No

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This prank box is a web of laughs. Slide the lid and out pops a spider—because who doesn’t love an eight-legged surprise with their gift? It’s the perfect way to say “I love you” and “Gotcha!” all at once.

Which Came First?

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Ever wondered what a chicken pondering over a glowing egg looks like? Meet the chicken egg lamp, the perfect coop companion for late-night reading. It’s like having a little hen that lays over-easy light instead of eggs. Bright idea, isn’t it?

It’s A Mystery Box

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These prank gift boxes are a quadruple threat to conventional gifting. Each box is a Trojan horse for giggles, promising a world of absurdity that doesn’t exist. Perfect for gifts that need a little extra “haha” before the “aww.”

Forget Tortilla Chips, You’re Tortilla Hip

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Wrap yourself in a tortilla blanket that’s as corny as your dad’s jokes but way more comforting. It’s the perfect accessory for anyone who’s ever dreamed of becoming a human burrito. Just don’t add salsa.

Put Some Junk In That Trunk

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Slide into these elephant shorts and prepare for takeoff on the couch runway. They won’t make you fly, but they’re a first-class ticket to Comfortville. Perfect for anyone whose spirit animal is a bit trunk-heavy and who appreciates a good laugh with their loungewear.

Old Lives Matter

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This Old Lives Matter whiskey glass proves that fine spirits and a dash of humor age just as well as you do. It’s the perfect cheeky nod to maturity for the man who’s in the prime of his life, one sip at a time.

When Taxidermy Goes Wrong

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The Crap Taxidermy book is a perfect coffee table conversation starter or a gag gift that’ll have you laughing until you’re stuffed. It’s a wild menagerie of the “oops” in taxidermy. Believe me, you’ve never seen anything like it (which is probably a good thing).

Demotivate Yourself Next Year

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The Demotivational Calendar is the perfect gift for the realist in your life. It’s like a daily roast of your ambitions, with a side of snark. Because who needs inspiration when you’ve got sarcasm?

It’s A Flat Cat

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The Light-Up Fried Cat Rug is a shockingly funny tribute to holiday mishaps. It’s the purr-fect way to light up a room, just hopefully not with actual sparks. A must-have for any “National Lampoon” fan with a dark sense of humor.

Give Them A Heart Attack

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The Spilled Drink Prank Toy is the ideal gag for the office joker who loves a good “oops” moment. It’s all the fun of a party foul without the sticky cleanup. Just be ready for the side-eye from the cleanup crew.

Anybody Got Gas Money?

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The Funny Gas Can Money Clip Ornament turns the pain at the pump into holiday cheer. Hang it on your tree as a humorous reminder that sometimes, the best gifts really do fit in a stocking—or a fuel tank.

Give Them All The Fs

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The Jar of F#&@! is a whimsical way to show you care—or don’t. It’s the perfect present for the friend who’s all out of… well, you know. A humorous nudge to not take life too seriously, one wooden cutout at a time.

Everyone Needs A Tiny Potato

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The Mini Funny Positive Potato is a tiny tuber that packs a big punch of cheer. This knitted spud comes with a side of inspiration, making it a delightful little companion for anyone in need of a smile or a pep talk.

Dad Jokes On Repeat

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Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes” is a book that’s so full of groan-worthy punchlines, it should come with a warning label. It’s the perfect gift for the pun-loving patriarch who believes a day without a bad joke is like a sentence without a…pun.

Cleanliness Is Next To Godliness

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The Belly Button Brush is the quirky gadget you never knew you needed, perfect for the person who prides themselves on attention to detail. It’s a hilarious, practical present that’s bound to brush up against your funny bone—and your belly.

Gone Squirrely

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The Squirrel Finger Puppet Set turns a dull moment into a nutty puppet show. It’s the ideal gift for those who like their entertainment hands-on and their squirrels not raiding bird feeders. A tiny theater troupe at your fingertips!

He Sees You When You’re Sleeping

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The I Saw That Pillow Cover is a humorous nudge for the sneaky snackers and living room lurkers. It’s a comfy, chuckle-inducing addition to any sofa, reminding everyone that the cushions are always watching. A playful gift for the friend who loves a good giggle.

Hide A Positive Message

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The Hidden Message Bracelet is a wearable whisper of encouragement. It’s a subtle yet powerful gift for the woman who appreciates a secret pick-me-up. With a flick of the wrist, she’s reminded that she’s got this—even if “this” is just making it to Friday.

Never Be Cold Again

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The Wearable Blanket Hoodie is the ultimate comfort cocoon for the homebody in all of us. It’s like a bear hug that you can wear, complete with a pocket for snacks—or the remote. Cozy just got a major upgrade.

You’re On My Last Nerve

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The My Last Nerve Candle is a lighthearted gift for the friend who’s on their last flicker of patience. It’s a soothing balm for the soul that’s been through one too many Zoom calls. Light it up and let tranquility—not just the wick—burn.

It’s Pet Paws

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The Funny Animal Paw Socks are a walk on the wild side for your feet. Perfect for the animal lover with a sense of humor, these socks are a howl at parties or the ideal disguise for when the floor is lava. Just the right blend of cozy and crazy.

A Little Reminder

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The Crap I’ll Forget Unless I Write It Down notebook is the perfect gag gift for the friend who’s got a black belt in forgetting. It’s the ideal spot to jot down all those “I won’t forget this” moments—right before they slip away. Nothing like a passive-aggressive gift for a colleague at the holidays.

Don’t Be A Crab

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Meet Red the Crab, the silicone sidekick for your stove top that keeps utensils in check and mess at bay. It’s a pinch of practicality and a dash of fun for any kitchen maestro who believes cooking should be as entertaining as the meal itself.

Everyone Needs A Child Chucker

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The Child Chucker Gag Gift Box is a prankster’s dream, designed to elicit double-takes and belly laughs. It’s an empty vessel of hilarity, ready to be filled with your actual gift, because the only thing you’re chucking is a curveball of humor.

Boost Workplace Morale

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The HR Approved Ways to Tell Employees They’re Stupid planner is the tongue-in-cheek companion for the boss with a sense of humor. It’s a year’s worth of snark and organization, ensuring every meeting is improperly proper.

My Neck And My Back

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The Funny Happy Birthday Candle is a flickering jest, perfect for the pal who’s counting more than just birthday wishes. It’s a light-hearted nudge that says, “Congrats on surviving another trip around the sun—now make a wish, if you can remember it!”

Try These Chicken Fingers

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The Chicken Finger Slingshot is a flock of fun at your fingertips. These rubbery roosters are ready to catapult into the heart of any party, turning grown adults into giggling kids. They’re the perfect way to say, “I’m not a regular friend, I’m a cool friend.”

Look What The Cat Dragged In

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The Cat Funny Hand Towels are a purr-fect blend of whimsy and utility. These feline-inspired cloths are ready to tackle spills and bring smiles, making them a must-have for cat enthusiasts who like their decor with a dash of sass and a lot of absorbency.

Become A Smarty Pants

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The Book of Unusual Knowledge is a treasure trove for trivia buffs and fact fiends. It’s the ideal companion for anyone who loves to sprinkle conversation with “Did you know?” moments. A must-have for the shelf of any curious mind.

Time To Wine Down

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The BSIRI Wine Bottle Puzzle is not just a brain teaser, it’s a bottle keeper. This wooden conundrum is a wine lover’s challenge and a conversation piece, rolled into one. It’s the perfect prelude to a well-deserved glass of vino after you’ve earned it.

Thou Beslubbering Beef-Witted Barnacle

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The Shakespeare Insults Poster is a bard’s bounty of burns, perfect for the literary wit who enjoys a good, old-fashioned verbal joust. It’s a wall-worthy collection of Renaissance roasts that will have you armed and ready for any battle of wits.

Drawing Without Dignity

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Drawing Without Dignity is the game where your artistic skills are as unchecked as your humor. It’s the adult party game that’s like Pictionary’s unruly cousin, ensuring a night of blushes, belly laughs, and questionable masterpieces. A must-have for those who like to draw outside the lines.

For Those Senior Moments

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Memory Mints for Senior Moments are the playful poke at those ‘where did I put my glasses?’ episodes. Packed in a tin that gets a chuckle, these mints are for anyone who’s ever forgotten why they walked into a room. A sweet nudge to take life less seriously.

When I Dip, You Dip, We Dip

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The Saucemoto Dip Clip is the co-pilot you didn’t know you needed for every drive-thru safari. It’s a simple genius: a clip that ensures your favorite sauce is always at your fingertips, without the fear of a lap catastrophe. As seen on Shark Tank, now seen in your car.

What Would Blanche Do?

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The Golden Girls: ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas brings a dash of Miami to your holiday traditions. Join Blanche, Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia in this festive twist on a classic tale. It’s the perfect stocking stuffer for fans who’ve been extra good this year—or extra sassy.

Gift Some Beard Baubles

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BEARDAMENTS Beard Ornaments turn any whiskered face into a festive face. These colorful baubles clip onto facial fuzz, making it merry and bright. They’re the go-to for the guy who likes his holiday spirit right under his nose—and over his lips. Deck the beard!

It’s A Pizza Party

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The Perfect Pizza Pack is a pizza lover’s dream for leftovers. No more saggy, soggy slices—this container keeps your pie pieces pristine. With microwavable trays, it’s like giving your pizza a second chance to make a first impression. Say goodbye to box bulge and hello to space-saving slice storage!

Raked Over The Coals

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The Lump O’ Coal Gum is the sweetest way to tell someone they’ve been naughty. These coal-shaped treats are a playful jab for the mischief-makers on your list. It’s all the fun of finding coal in your stocking, without the mess. A gum that’s sure to get a chuckle—or a chomp.