It goes without saying that drinking and several activities shouldn't be combined, and one should always do it in a safe environment.
Don't drive, don't try to cook something that requires fire, and no matter how much you have to drink, don't do the Cupid Shuffle on top of the bar.
Oh, and you should probably avoid texting, unless you want to add extra regret to how crappy you're already feeling.
Plus, unlimited salad and breadsticks!
via: Just SomethingWhen you're there, you're family... ...whether you like it or not.
via: LOL ThisDrinking. It transforms you.
The 40-Year-Old Virgin
via: ThumbpressSo...was he? I guess we'll never know.
via: ThumbpressAnd after that he tried to lick his own elbow. Admit it...you just tried yourself.
via: FunsterzIt's that time of the month. You know, when you take inventory of the friends you should hang with when drinking.
You're my lady pants.
via: ImgurThere's nothing worse than being intoximacared. Unless you're intoxicated and trying to text.
via: FunsterzWhat a tease. The least they could have done was invite them anyway.
I dig it.
via: Just SomethingI bet he would have been singing a different tune if that had been a beer garden.
Blame the phone
via: Damn You AutocorrectAfter 13 shots, it could be both. Truly cause and effect.
Here kitty, kitty...
via: ThumbpressNow you're just making it worse. Then again, a cat is a cat?
Dance it out
via: BlazepressSaying aye-oh, gotta let go! I wanna celebrate and live my life...
via: ThumbpressJust keep swimming...
Chuck it up
via: Damn You AutocorrectUnfortunately, we know what you malean. Drink some ginger ale.
via: Asian TownThen again, that escalated quickly. Hide your babies.
via: Just SomethingMight want to wash that coat. Hugs, not drugs.
Putting out an SOS
via: ImgurI think you need new friends. This one is a bit enabling.
via: ImgurHe's developed super powers. Off to the Bat Cave!
A leg up.
via: ImgurSure, blame it on autocorrect. Not the alcohols, drink, drunk.
via: ImgurPencil that one in... ...as the weirdest compliment ever.
via: ImgurForget kama sutra. Goosing and mallarding are the new trends.
via: ImgurTeeth are jewels, not tools! Maybe get an opener.
via: The ChiveHey, it did the job. Who knew clip-on earrings were making a comeback?
via: ImgurTruly cause and effect. Four a.m. you would agree.
via: ImgurAt least someone is looking out for him. Buckle up, there buddy.
via: ImgurThis whole situation is uncomfortable, and not just because the dude is crammed under her bed. Good luck with that.
via: RankerWell, on the plus side, Grey Goose is at least quality vodka. If he's lucky, the hangover won't be quite so bad. Then again, he's screwed.
Care to taco 'bout it?
via: RankerI want to know what would constitute a bad night for this guy. As if Taco Bell wasn't bad enough...
via: RankerCan you hear me now?
Home, sweet home
via: Idea ActivatorBetter safe than sorry. There's no place like home...