Not all of us have the capacity to change the world in concrete ways every single day. Some of the work we do is more indirect. But the people highlighted in this list are literal game changers. They are evil geniuses. They are like Dr. Evil if he was smart and actually evil. These people, whether they are pulling pranks on their loved ones or coming up with easy solutions to problems you didn't even know you had, are a little too good at what they do.
Most of these will make you think a couple of things. Your reaction may start off like, "Oh man, why didn't I think of that?" but soon it will morph into something like, "Oh no. I have to be on my guard all the time now, so I don't fall for crazy schemes like these!"
Dr. Evil has nothing on these evil geniuses.
On a side note, though, I think we as a nation are about ready for another Austin Powers movie. Anyway, take a look at these folks.Lyft playlists
So I just started driving for uber and Lyft and I’ve been getting a lot more compliments on my music since generali… https://t.co/Pi4u7LGAWJ— quaranTeejus (@quaranTeejus)1519517963.0
Sippy wine
And this is why I believe I should be the next president of the United States of America. https://t.co/IVHryyBjZ5— skirby (@skirby)1471127988.0
Fake cut
Look, when your mom is stuck in a bad situation, you have to fake an injury to get her out of it. That's the price of being her kid.Evil answer sheet
This is SO MEAN. Imagine taking a test and constantly getting patterned answers. You'd think you were going crazy!Modern art
i set down my watch and sunglasses in #an abstract exhibit at the DMA http://t.co/D8v6mJHNl0— jack durham (@jack durham)1428184415.0
Saw in the fridge
When your parents tired of you drinking their shit.. after many warnings and ensult talk. https://t.co/pxmT8GGtzb— PRF_Bai🇱🇷 (@PRF_Bai🇱🇷)1538906998.0
Caged mouse
Imagine picking up your mouse in frustrating because it's not working and seeing this. I think I would jump out of my skin.Orange juice
It is orange in color, but lord, help the person that actually takes a wig of this stuff. This is truly evil.Lego shoes
Next time I step on Lego, I will simply get taller. I'm a bloody genius. http://t.co/0gEoX4wVtw— Nick Harvey (@Nick Harvey)1416429219.0
Princess Di shrine
Roommate has date coming by later and asked me to clean bc he's not home. So I made a Princess D shrine in his room https://t.co/wfOeVUm7yW— Deno DeMartino (@Deno DeMartino)1498871125.0
Googly eyes
MY GIRLFRIEND GOOGLEY EYES'D EVERYTHING IN MY FRIDGE WHILE I WAS AT WORK WTF?! https://t.co/3HI90mOtKm— Nick Hitzel (@Nick Hitzel)1519946359.0
Pennywise
This person apparently doesn't care if their cause people to have massive heart attacks in their own workplaces. This is horrifying.Snow army
This town isn't going to take your shenanigans lightly. If you murder an innocent snow woman, they will come back for you with an army of soldiers with soulless copper eyes.Hidden stash
Ma maw knows a hate shreddies, n she's been hidin the scran in here for fkn ages wit a snake https://t.co/r8ZLRDnOkp— ʀʏᴀɴ ᴍᴄᴄʀᴀɴ (@ʀʏᴀɴ ᴍᴄᴄʀᴀɴ)1470847177.0
Sweet little hustle
My mom is a scammer 😂😂😂 https://t.co/ek8aiY862X— WASERIC (@WASERIC)1480909402.0
Makeshift iron
If you're a student or an adult who hasn't invested in an iron yet, heat up a pot on your stove and use that! Brilliant!Sneaking alcohol
The struggle of having an alcohol limit for Creamfields is so very real https://t.co/9XXYwkFkYy— SACHA (@SACHA)1503393212.0
Tiny pumpkin face
I work in an animation studio with some of the best artists I’ve ever met and this is the pumpkin that won our carv… https://t.co/5rgv1hUDSF— lauren (@lauren)1509563688.0
Fake proposal
we faked a proposal just to get free dessert https://t.co/T58jHVVBur— ☼ (@☼)1490537323.0
3x5 notecard
What college actually is like https://t.co/xlRTEfxyR6— Maddie Gibson (@Maddie Gibson)1505922700.0
Any time can be midnight
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Cricket hotel
Last night it was cold & windy & when I opened my door this cricket hopped in, so I set him up good for the night:… https://t.co/PzmExaO9fY— Garrett Watts (@Garrett Watts)1512751815.0
Photoshop prank
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Wine box boyfriend
i do not have a boyfriend so i made one out of boxes of wine https://t.co/1r6QKtUbvz— Michael James Schneider (@Michael James Schneider)1519665981.0
Slashed tires
This is a classic prank, but it never gets old. Also did this person draw their own gorgeous portrait of Slash? Because that's insane.Banana message
Favorite new thing: Scratching haunting things into bananas at the market so when people take them home hours lat… https://t.co/48c11Rumwn— kevinbiegel (@kevinbiegel)1530815770.0
Dead dove
If you aren't aware, this is a bit from one of the best television shows ever, Arrested Development. A classic prank at this point.Haunted ceiling
My dad put this up at his work and his boss told him to take it down or else he’d lose his job 😂 https://t.co/9o9vJnPkpP— jocelyn (@jocelyn)1540939293.0