Going out to eat at a restaurant is always at least a little bit exciting. Even if you’re someone who eats out often, you have to admit that having someone else do the work of cooking and serving and cleaning is truly a treat.
However, there are certain times when the dining out experience leaves a bit to be desired. Sometimes your server forgets to put your order in and you end up waiting forever to get your food. Sometimes you spill your drink all over the table and end up sitting in a puddle of soda for the rest of the meal. And sometimes, the food you ordered and the food that actually gets delivered to your table have literally nothing in common.
We’ve all experienced lackluster restaurant meals. That’s not what we’re talking about today, though. These aren’t just disappointing dishes. They’re straight-up food imposters.
I don’t even know how this is possible.
I’m actually pretty impressed — both with the mom for managing to place this order and with Domino’s for actually delivering it.
You’ve heard of a cheeseburger in paradise, right?
Well, this is the cheeseburger from hell.
To be fair, there aren’t any pickles there.
They get some points for that, right?
Ah, I see. It’s those fancy do-it-yourself tacos!
Looks like you also need to buy most of the ingredients yourself, too.
This is actually a pretty common mistake.
You should have ordered a “pepperonis pizza.”
You’ve got bananas.
You’ve got chocolate chips.
You’ve got pancakes. What seems to be the problem here?
(Just kidding. This is tragic.)
As someone who’s not a big fan of Brussels sprouts, I have to say that this seems like the perfect amount of sprouts to order.
It may even be slightly too many.
I need to know if this person ate this dish.
I have to know.
Let’s forget about the whole pineapple on pizza debate for a second (because we all know pineapple on pizza is delicious).
Is this legal?!
I have to say that I’m actually pretty impressed they found a solution that works after (presumably) running out of cups.
Well, it kind of works, anyway.
Ohhhh, you meant sliced in the standard method!
You should have said so!
I’m just imagining eating these and my teeth are actually cringing.
I didn’t even know that was possible.
You know that server was super confused by this request.
Props to them for delivering anyway, though.
This actually raises an interesting question. How much spinach must a dish contain in order to be considered a spinach dish?
Bet you didn’t expect things to get this philosophical, did you?
Honestly, no amount of cheese is too high when it comes to cheesy breadsticks.
But this amount is way, way too low.
In order to get the full effect of chocolate chip pancakes, just take a bite of pancake and then drop a few chocolate chips in your mouth.
That should work.
Hey, at least she ate them!
As long as the cupcakes are edible, does it really matter what they look like?
As a lover of corndogs, this might be the saddest food-related thing I’ve seen in my life.
Corndogs are so good! But this? This is so bad.
Actually, maybe this is the saddest food-related things I’ve seen in my life.
Would you drink it? I don’t think I could.
This picture actually me laugh out loud.
Who would interpret the order this way? How?
Minnie has certainly seen better days.
Like, literally every other day of her life.
To be fair, the cake shop really should have included some kind of reference image if they weren’t going to assemble the cake themselves.
I can kind of see what she was going for.
Kind of.
At least they gave you an extra straw.
For some reason.
Calling the dish on the right “nachos” may be the worst crime against language I’ve ever personally witnessed.
I’ve seen nachos. Those are not-chos.
The eyes.
They haunt me.
I scream.
You scream.
We all scream at this ice cream.
Is there even yogurt in this parfait?
Come on, Panera. You’re embarrassing yourself.
No one said latte art was easy.
But I wasn’t expecting it to be this…um…hard.
This looks like exactly one thing, and that one thing is not Belgian dark chocolate mousse.
You’d think a millionaire could afford something that looks a bit more appetizing than dirty dishwater.
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