The beach is certainly a great place to strut your stuff, but...
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...you don't want to get TOO creative with your swimwear choices.
Not only are some of these selections a little offensive on the eyes, but some seem cruel to animals and even dangerous for the person wearing them. Take a look!
Bikinis: Not just for women
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Uh, this may cover you up, but not in a way that anyone wants to see.
He's happy with his fashion choice...
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...but the rest of us might not be as thrilled. Those stripes are NOT slimming.
Animal Cruelty
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Not only is this a very bulky choice, but now you have to take care of those goldfish!
She loves the '80s.
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But the rest of us are cool with either leaving the shoulders in the past or keeping them onstage at a Lady Gaga concert.
Bey caught him slippin'.
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Let's hope that nothing slips any further here. We wouldn't be able to take it.
Rawr!
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Just like the animal he's wearing, that outfit should be kept in a cage or allowed to roam free away from people.
Wardrobe malfunction?
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They're competing, so we'll cut this swimmer some slack, but that opening is gonna slow them down.
Unnecessary
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Let's keep our swimsuits simple, people. Seagulls could get caught in those straps.
A knit swimsuit.
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What could go wrong? Oh yeah. Just about everything.
Fashion on a budget.
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It's painful to put on, but not nearly as painful as it is to take off.
This guy...
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...is a little too calm and chill about his bold choice in swimwear.
He's not wearing it now...
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...but those tanlines tell a story about a very bold fashion move.
X-ray swimsuit
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It's what's on the inside that counts, but I don't think this is what we had in mind.
On the plus side...
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That spiked, built-in inner tube is sure to keep the jellyfish away while keeping you very buoyant.
Why not just wear...
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...concrete shoes instead? That bag's gonna fill with water and make swimming a dangerous proposition.