These Starbucks Orders Are So Insanely Complicated You'll Get Anxiety Just From Looking at Them | 22 Words

We all know that ordering a cup of coffee has gotten a lot more complicated (and expensive) since Starbucks came to town in the past couple decades.

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But while you think your "skinny one-Splenda latte" might be high maintenance, you're wrong. Some people are going out of their way to create the most insane, over-the-top Starbucks concoctions you've ever seen. And other people? Well, some people are just really high-maintenance. Either way, they're all a barista's worst nightmare. See their crazy concoctions below.

With so many ingredients, flavors, and strange add-ins (cookies, anyone?) you can really go overboard quick if you're feeling inspired.

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See? This isn't even half as crazy as things can get.

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Imagine being the person taking the order....

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25 pumps of caramel sauce!!!! Why not just get it hooked up to your veins?

Or the person behind this customer in line...

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This is Jennifer's order. She's a giant pain, if only because she doesn't ALWAYS order the same thing.

Or the barista in charge of creating these monstrosities.

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I bet it's easier to bake a cake than to make some of these nutso orders.

Jennifer again!

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Man, she's gonna get diabetes if she doesn't get murdered by the people behind her in line.

Brandon...BRANDON!

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Just go to a candy store, Brandon.

Did this person really order stevia AND sugar into their drink?

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Blueberry topping? Are we at a Cheesecake Factory?

Four pages of ingredients. $32.51.

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Their daily coffee habit is more than most people pay in rent. I wonder if they have to staff a dedicated person just to make this insane drink every day.

But here's our winner. The crown prince of terribly complicated Starbucks orders.

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Of course, by the time you read this, someone else will have taken the title, but it's good to be the king of crazy orders, if only for a day. SIXTY SHOTS! Talk about going out with a bang!