Let’s take a fitness trip down memory lane, back to the days of big hair, neon spandex, and the queen of the infomercial herself, Suzanne Somers. That’s right, folks, we’re talking about the ThighMaster!
Before we dive into the nostalgia, let’s set the scene with a little gem from the archives. This ThighMaster commercial from 1991, is the epitome of 90s fitness culture. It starts with a compliment, “Great legs!” and the response, (as we pan up to see they belong to Suzanne) “Thank you!” “How do you get them?” The answer, of course, is the ThighMaster.
The commercial is a whirlwind of neon spandex and enthusiastic testimonials. “I used to do aerobics till I dropped, then I found ThighMaster,” the thigh-queen herself exclaims. Another woman proudly holds up a pair of jeans, “I thought I’d never fit into these things again. Thank you, ThighMaster!” The secret, it seems, is all in the squeeze. Every time you squeeze the ThighMaster, you strengthen and tone right where you need it.
And it’s not just for thighs! The commercial promises excellent results for your upper chest and arms too. Suzy closes it out with a classic, “We may not have been born with great legs, but now we can look like we were.” Plus, if you call right now (don’t bother, I tried), you’ll get Suzanne’s Slender for Life plan absolutely free. Now that’s a deal!
The ThighMaster (yes, you can still buy them on Amazon!) isn’t just a piece of fitness equipment, it’s a cultural icon. It’s the Mona Lisa of leg workouts, the Shakespeare of squeeze machines, the… well, you get the idea.
First off, let’s talk about the woman behind the magic, Suzanne Somers. At 76 years young, she’s still rocking it like it’s 1992, and I’m convinced the ThighMaster has something to do with it. I mean, have you seen her lately? She’s got more pep in her step than a high school cheerleader on game day. If the ThighMaster can keep Suzanne looking that fabulous, then sign me up!
Now, onto the ThighMaster itself. This little beauty comes in a variety of colors, from a sassy hot pink to a cool, calming blue. It’s like a rainbow of thigh-sculpting goodness. But beware, my friends, for not all ThighMasters are created equal. There are some imposters out there, calling themselves “Thigh Master” with a sneaky little space in the middle. Don’t be fooled by these knock-offs. Stick with the original, the one and only, the ThighMaster. Actually, they all seem pretty good…here are the top options and colors:
So, why do I love the ThighMaster so much? Well, it’s simple. It’s fun, it’s easy, and it works. You just squeeze, release, and repeat. It’s like a dance party for your thighs. Plus, it’s portable. You can use it while watching TV, while on a conference call, or even while writing a blog post about how much you love the ThighMaster (guilty as charged).
The ThighMaster is more than just a piece of exercise equipment. It’s a symbol of a simpler time, a time when fitness was fun, and Suzanne Somers was queen. So, here’s to the ThighMaster, the ultimate tool for toning your tush and tightening your thighs. Because, as Suzanne herself would say, “Thigh’s the limit!”
And remember, age is just a number, especially when you’ve got a ThighMaster in your corner. Keep squeezing, keep smiling, and let’s keep those thighs in check!
PS – if you’re still hot on all things Suzanne Somers, check out more products, books, and videos by Suzanne herself, or inspired by the fitness queen!