Every single person you've ever met in your life is unique. No two people alive on the planet have the exact same preferences when it comes to food, music, art, movies, and/or hobbies. We've all had different experiences in life, and our opinions have been largely shaped by them to the point that while you may have a lot in common with someone, you'll never find a person who is exactly like you in every conceivable way.
And yet, there are some things that we all do. There are certain facets of the human experience which every one of us has gone through at one point or another. The thing is, we just don't talk about these things all that often. But once someone pipes up and says, "Hey, I do this thing!" you'll find that pretty much everyone does that thing.
If you're feeling alone in your experience, maybe this will convince you that you're not. And if you're feeling extra special and unique, well...maybe this will show you that you might not be quite as special as you thought.
Want your receipt?
Little secret about me: my answer to the question “would you like a receipt” is based on absolutely nothing and changes all the time— Chase Mitchell (@Chase Mitchell)1532915777.0
It's a bit chilly, no?
You ever pull your cardigan closed across your chest with crossed arms and suddenly feel like a sentimental widow s… https://t.co/gwjMBKqNde— Den (@Den)1549303030.0
Let the world know!
You don't need to wait for someone to ask where you got your dress. You can just open with "THIS DRESS WAS ELEVEN DOLLARS AT TARGET."— Elizabeth Hackett (@Elizabeth Hackett)1549502150.0
Who among us hasn't lost an avocado?Setting an avocado reminder is actually a pretty brilliant idea. I am going to start doing this.
You never know!
Does anyone else pack underwear for a trip like they're planning on shitting themselves twice for every day they're gone?— Jose of the month (@Jose of the month)1545974560.0
do u think by 2020 we’ll stop thinking of 2007 as in 3 years ago— Cindy Kimberly (@Cindy Kimberly)1538204964.0
No way was that 60 seconds.
You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising— ◌ (@◌)1523427079.0
What a chore!
For me, charcuterie boards are always like, damn why do i gotta make my own sandwich— Atsuko Okatsuka (@Atsuko Okatsuka)1548890109.0
See ya later, toilet paper!
Sorry, package of toilet paper. I'm only making one trip from the car with these grocery bags, so you're sleeping in the car tonight.— Abby Heugel (@Abby Heugel)1549412462.0
Don't get too cocky.
I pride myself on making good life choices, then picking a check out line brings me back to reality.— Boyd's Backyard™ (@Boyd's Backyard™)1549029703.0
We all keep cables for way too long.
[2052 pre-apocalypse] Him: If only we had one of those old VCR cables, we could save the world Me: (pulling out b… https://t.co/ThOL5CqwnQ— Chad Read (@Chad Read)1547398325.0
Does anyone else freak out a little bit at this part?
Dear Dairy Queen, Please stop holding Blizzards upside-down. It causes me undue stress.— Kent Graham (@Kent Graham)1546428215.0
Ooh, here we go.
you ever just get a sharp stabbing pain in one of ur organs and u think ah fuck its finally happening— cammy t (@cammy t)1502644911.0
Do you ever just forget to hide your expressions for a minute and then you’re like woah I did not mean to make that face out loud— Ann Mark (@Ann Mark)1540785903.0
You ever hit a pothole so hard you apologize to you car?— Dakota (@Dakota)1541475872.0
This is rough:
u know when ur playing cards against humanity & u think ur card is unbelievably funny & the person reads it out lou… https://t.co/p6EHg1yyBi— alexis (@alexis)1531596487.0
Been there!The only thing better than a post-shower existential thought sesh is a post-shower nap. Or you can try to squeeze in both.
Someone finally said it.The whole point of online shopping is so that I don't have to get up from my computer! But my wallet is all the way over in the other room.
Speaking of online shopping:
Before Amazon Prime: "Wow, they said 8-10 days and my package came in eight! How nice." After Prime: "If I don't g… https://t.co/uY2JRqqx1B— weenie hut general 🌐 (@weenie hut general 🌐)1526432088.0
If you drive past horses and don’t say “horses” you’re a psychopath— scarfo (@scarfo)1527536490.0
I need to know NOW.
sometimes i get really concerned about things very suddenly like i’ll be chillin then all the sudden be like “o shi… https://t.co/dlrjO4agfT— mohawk bad boy (@mohawk bad boy)1534908066.0
a while back i started saying “bro” as a joke to poke fun at people who say “bro” but at some point the irony was l… https://t.co/1cBzQRPCdC— shinsei (@shinsei)1547714693.0
This one is too real.
i absolutely refuse to drink any tap water till it’s gone though my brita filter that i haven’t changed in 5 years— Mac McCann (@Mac McCann)1548825487.0
There's an easy solution.
am i tired? super tired will i do the logical thing and go to bed? super no— keely flaherty (@keely flaherty)1543990314.0
So *that's* why.
If you saved your game a bunch of times before closing it as a kid you have anxiety now— Shubble (@Shubble)1549172688.0
I had such plans.Sometimes I feel like I should make a separate section of my grocery list just for things I shouldn't buy because they are just going to rot in my fridge until I eventually throw them out.
It haunts me at all times.
If I owe you an email, please find some comfort in the fact that my every waking hour is haunted by my debt to you— Kate Aronoff (@Kate Aronoff)1547932362.0
the thing i really like about showers is taking them but the thing i really hate about showers is getting into them… https://t.co/vM3GKMS8hY— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen Arnett)1548115102.0