This 12-Year-Old Boy’s Girlfriend Told Him He Got Her Pregnant…But Wait, There’s a Twist!

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Remember when you were a kid and you thought babies came from the cabbage patch or the stork or a special edition Star Wars Death Star?

Twitter user @KiranADavid can relate. When he was 12, his girlfriend told him she was pregnant with his baby. It was a scene straight out of 16 and Pregnant, except for one little thing – he’d never even kissed her.

We’ll let him tell you the story himself….

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This, FYI, is the reason Sex Ed is so important.

Just sayin…

She was pregnant, she said. Kiran was in a state, but he was determined to be a good father to his child, so he went home, and told his mother that he and his girlfriend were pregnant, and he was keeping it.
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There they were, Kiran, his mother, his girlfriend, and the principal, all tense and frustrated as they tried to sort the story out, except there was one little problem…
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Kiran had never even kissed his girlfriend.
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His parents were super strict, and he knew nothing about sex.
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His mom essentially gave him the sex talk for the first time before the principal and his girlfriend, which was how he realized…
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He was doing all the things kids do – going to school, enjoying himself. Everything was going well, until… Well, we’ll let him tell you himself:
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>BET STORY TIME. <br><br>BEFORE YOU JUDGE THIS STORY JUST A QUICK REMINDER…. <br><br>Romans 3:23</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734248560259014656?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>Aight so it&#39;s 7th grade fam. I&#39;ve been in America all of 2 years. Im 12. I know nothing. <br><br>But I love in Washington. Life is good.</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734248923410239488?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>Mans looked like this so you already know what my life was about. <a href=”https://t.co/nq0CktTWBU”>pic.twitter.com/nq0CktTWBU</a></p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734249342664507392?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>My pops a Pastor. And he West Indian. So sex wasn&#39;t even a topic in my house. I knew nothing about it except it was for grown ups.</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734249541604495360?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>My pops a Pastor. And he West Indian. So sex wasn&#39;t even a topic in my house. I knew nothing about it except it was for grown ups.</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734249541604495360?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>Anyways I&#39;m in Junior High. Ugly but I&#39;m fly cuz I got a British accent.<br><br>Shawties love accents. I was on the hoop team for aesthetics too.</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734249722504839169?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>So I end up pulling one of the BADDEST girls in 7th grade. She was known for being fine, Hawaiian shawty. Built great. Hair dumb long.</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734249906626396160?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>I&#39;m ugly but I hoop and I&#39;m foreign it&#39;s kinda like I&#39;m cute. So we dating. Holding hands in the hallway. Dumb official. Niggas was mad.</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734250152999813120?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>I&#39;m ugly but I hoop and I&#39;m foreign it&#39;s kinda like I&#39;m cute. So we dating. Holding hands in the hallway. Dumb official. Niggas was mad.</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734250152999813120?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>I&#39;m ugly but I hoop and I&#39;m foreign it&#39;s kinda like I&#39;m cute. So we dating. Holding hands in the hallway. Dumb official. Niggas was mad.</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734250152999813120?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>I&#39;m ugly but I hoop and I&#39;m foreign it&#39;s kinda like I&#39;m cute. So we dating. Holding hands in the hallway. Dumb official. Niggas was mad.</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734250152999813120?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>We been dating a couple months. That&#39;s long for middle school. So I was thinking we goin the distance.<br>Life is good. <br><br>Until one day….</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734250559482429441?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>I come into Math Class…. Shawty crying. So I go into boyfriend mode<br>&quot;Who hurt you bae?&quot;<br><br>She talmbout &quot;I&#39;ll tell you later&quot;<br><br>I&#39;m like bet.</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734250713962844160?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>School ends and I find her and ask Wassup. She still crying.<br><br>I&#39;m real live worried cuz maybe she realized I&#39;m ugly and came to her senses.</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734251015197720576?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>She goes and I quote<br><br>&quot;Baby I&#39;m pregnant and idk what I&#39;m gonna do.&quot;<br><br>BRUH. I FREEZE. What?!<br>I start shaking mad hard. The world stood still</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734251330290622464?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>MIND YOU. I&#39;M SCARED to kiss girls so I ain&#39;t ever even kissed her. We held hands and that was it. <br><br>But I stay in boyfriend mode.</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734251506740797442?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>&quot;Baby don&#39;t worry. I gotta catch the bus but I&#39;m here for you. We gonna get thru this.&quot;<br><br>I run and catch my bus…. What am I telling moms?</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734251708222562305?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>Get home. And decide to be an adult and HANDLE it.<br><br>Mom: how was school?<br>Me: my girl pregnant<br>Mom: What??<br>Me: AND WE KEEPIN IT MOM<br><br>BRUH</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734251960715509761?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>Moms looks at me like this <a href=”https://t.co/4p6RuI3iGg”>pic.twitter.com/4p6RuI3iGg</a></p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734252167750553600?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>Mom goes: WHEN did you have Sex?<br><br>I&#39;m like: What you talking about?<br><br>Mom: WHEN did you have Sex?<br><br>Me: Idk?! Never?! What you mean?</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734252421518491651?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>Mom goes: WHEN did you have Sex?<br><br>I&#39;m like: What you talking about?<br><br>Mom: WHEN did you have Sex?<br><br>Me: Idk?! Never?! What you mean?</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734252421518491651?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>Now moms confused. I&#39;m confused. <br><br>Why would she ask me about sex when I&#39;m talking about my girl being pregnant? She just be talking smh</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734252632076779522?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>I don&#39;t have a phone cuz.. West Indian.. So moms calls the principal and sets up a meeting for the morning.<br><br>Still confused. But angry.</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734252799966355458?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>I&#39;m pacing around my room tryna figure out where I can work to handle my responsibilities as a father.<br><br>I&#39;m not tryna be a dead beat.</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734252994795995137?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>BECAUSE IN MY MIND.<br><br>IF THAT&#39;S YA GIRL AND SHE GET PREGNANT. THAT&#39;S YA BABY.<br><br>That&#39;s what I thought. I was 12. Leave me alone.</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734253179328565248?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>I wake up next morning with a game plan. In the meeting I&#39;ma just step up to the plate. Handle my business and that will be that. I&#39;m 12.</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734253453556387840?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>So we get to school. In the meeting it&#39;s:<br><br>Me<br>Mom<br>My girl<br>Her mom<br>The principal<br><br>I&#39;m ready. I&#39;m like <a href=”https://t.co/6PMW4OHSnU”>pic.twitter.com/6PMW4OHSnU</a></p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734254112351494144?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>Everyone nervous so I&#39;m like lemme step up.<br><br>I get up and I&#39;m like.. &quot;Aight so here&#39;s what&#39;s about to happen.&quot;<br><br>My girl look PETRIFIED</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734254385102868480?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>I ain&#39;t know she ain&#39;t tell her moms.<br><br>But I continue. I&#39;m like &quot;so Basically WE pregnant. AND WE keeping it.&quot;<br><br>BRUH. Room went dead.</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734254672152657920?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>I ain&#39;t know she ain&#39;t tell her moms.<br><br>But I continue. I&#39;m like &quot;so Basically WE pregnant. AND WE keeping it.&quot;<br><br>BRUH. Room went dead.</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734254672152657920?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>Both parents looking at me and my girl like <a href=”https://t.co/yTrUT5p59l”>pic.twitter.com/yTrUT5p59l</a></p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734254968979394560?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>Her mom goes off… &quot;YA PREGNANT?! With HIM? He not even your boyfriend?!&quot;<br><br>I&#39;m like &quot;… Wait WHAT&quot;<br><br>My mom: WHEN DID YOU HAVE SEX</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734255222931918852?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>I look at my mom like WHY YOU KEEP ASKING ME THAT.<br><br>The room get quiet again and everyone looking at me. <br><br>I&#39;m mad cuz the plan failing.</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734255442444967936?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>Principal did NOT sign up for this this morning. She like. <a href=”https://t.co/CCDQTAufKF”>pic.twitter.com/CCDQTAufKF</a></p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734255870159118338?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>So. Mom then REALIZES…. I don&#39;t know how sex and pregnancy works.<br><br>She proceeds to explain to me that to get pregnant. Sex has to happen.</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734256217464377344?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>I&#39;m dead getting sex ed in front of my girl, her mom and the principal.<br><br>Her mom confused, mad, annoyed and laughing all at once.</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734256383076511744?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>I&#39;m dead taking it all in tryna understand what my mom talking about. <a href=”https://t.co/ANLLCbS9m7″>pic.twitter.com/ANLLCbS9m7</a></p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734256582092050433?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>WHEN IT CLICKED <br><br>THAT I DIDNT GET HER PREGNANT.<br><br>And that she in fact… Cheated on me and got pregnant….<br><br>I went OFF!!!!!! Man.</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734256793363337216?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>TEARS STARTED COMING DOWN MY FACE.<br><br>You don&#39;t put no 12 year old through this man. I WENT OFF on everyone man. <a href=”https://t.co/fURMoG1SOR”>pic.twitter.com/fURMoG1SOR</a></p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734257301360611330?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>SO MOM YOU JUST GONNA HAVE ME OUT HERE EMBARASSED IN FRONT OF THESE ORIENTAL NIGGAS.<br><br>BRUH I never yelled at my mom so loud.</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734257531208540161?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>AND YOU HOE. You cheated on me you chapped lipped scallywag. Ya hands dryer than HGTV at 3 am. Dusty Great Value Hawaiian. <br><br>Hated her.</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734257896343674880?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>YOU A HOE TOO. (Me to her mom)<br>Ya daughter TWELF. TWELF YEAR old and this how ya&#39;ll gonna do me? <br> I don&#39;t need this <br><br>Full tears now.</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734258099033346048?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>Aaaaaand you. Principal thought it was comedy.<br><br>Don&#39;t nobody like you, we know you sleeping with the English teacher. <br><br>Stormed out the room</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734258365539442688?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>Aaaaaand you. Principal thought it was comedy.<br><br>Don&#39;t nobody like you, we know you sleeping with the English teacher. <br><br>Stormed out the room</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734258365539442688?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>I didn&#39;t get in any trouble. At all. Never spoke about it for the rest of that year. Shawty dead had the baby (baby is gorgeous now)</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734258547207344128?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>Never spoke to her again. Read up on sex, learned how things go. I became better. Wiser. Learned. Improved. Life lessons. Smh</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734258826170486784?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>End of story. <br><br>Moral: Ya girl ain&#39;t pregnant by you just because she&#39;s your girl. Bless up.</p>&mdash; Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) <a href=”https://twitter.com/KiranADavid/status/734259442104012801?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 22, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
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He had a British accent.
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Cue all the little girls screaming “Omg! He’s sooo cute!!!”
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Young love is the cutest. Holding hands, giving each others flowers.
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So innocent.
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But question – going out for months? At twelve years old? What kind of dating attention span does a kid have at twelve?
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But at twelve years old, you don’t know that.
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Remember, everything is roses and lavender when you’re twelve. Hopefully…
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Oh nooo! But that’s the cutest reaction ever! We guess everyone thinks they’re ugly when they’re young. Unless they’re some kind of genetic anomaly… Or one of the varied spawn of Yolanda Foster and Mohamed Hadid.
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